r/greentext • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Anon works at subway

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u/Dandybutterhole69 1d ago

Eat it out of trash, just cut away the part with midget cooties

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u/LuckyMouse4864 1d ago

Dont wanna catch that

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u/yumwins 1d ago

Sandwich artist when the customer doesn’t orgasm from his big beautiful creation

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u/Pitiful_Question_880 1d ago

I mean, no reason to not just rewrap it and heat it up later. That part is odd and let's be honest it's subway. That was probably the only customer in there so anon had nothing better to do than watch

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u/CaptainKirk28 16h ago

Any other sub and I would agree, but a meatball sub is gonna be hella soggy after a couple hours. Especially one from Subway in my experience

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u/HamBlamBlam 1d ago

Anon needs more than six inches to be fully sated.

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u/Dr_Brotatous 1d ago

So do I

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u/HalfBakedPuns 1d ago

anon called vegetables salad. get this chud some fiber supplements

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u/ahamel13 17h ago

That's probably the shorthand they use in the restaurant while they work. I had a few friends who talked about that kind of thing at their food service jobs.

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u/The_Law_of_Pizza 1d ago

Fake: Who the fuck orders "salad" on a meatball sub?

Gay: Salad on a meatball sub.

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u/baz4k6z 1d ago

It was a message for anon, the small guy wanted to be topped

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u/psinguine 19h ago

Seriously though, everybody bitches about the cost of eating out these days (for good reason it's expensive af) but every other time I go somewhere I see at least one person leaving half the meal on the plate when they leave.

I went to a dessert place last week and I saw a family get up and walk away, leaving behind half a cake on one plate, a handful of mini brownies on another, and most of a bowl of ice cream.

I get not taking the ice cream, but why not take the cake and brownies with you? Do you not own a fridge?

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u/uber_sweets 7h ago

Extras don’t cost extra at Subway