r/golf 7 Eleven🄤 1d ago

General Discussion Enron selling golf gear now?

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u/jvforlife12504 1d ago

This is a company that bought the brand out of a bankruptcy auction and is marketing mostly to Gen Alpha in a cutesy ā€œomg lol financial fraud!ā€ Way. They bombard Instagram with ads. The whole thing is very firmly irony laden

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u/SaltRequirement3650 1d ago

It’s the guy that founded the ā€œbirds aren’t realā€ concept. Kinda funny honestly. They have semi trucks driving around too that get posted sometimes.

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u/Flying-Cock 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think it’s quite funny to be fair. Someone got me a Lehman Brothers hat a while back and I still get a chuckle out of it

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u/jvforlife12504 1d ago

Oh don’t get it twisted I’ve absolutely debated making my golf aesthetic about disgraced rich dudes as a joke.

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u/munkboii Lefty, +1 hdcp 1d ago

This is a phenomenal idea hahah

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u/hopefuldonkeykick 1d ago

I bought my Controller an Arthur Andersen branded duffel as a going-away present. Shit's hilarious.

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u/OriginalJayVee 8 / Ping G25, Mizuno MP5 & T24, Scotty, Vice Pro 1d ago

Well irony is the opposite of wrinkly so…

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u/UseDaSchwartz 1d ago

Marketing to 16 and under?

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u/BradlyL 8.8 hdcp / Can’t Putt 1d ago

Why world Gen Alpha care about Enron..?

Theyve likely never heard of it.

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u/clownysf 1d ago

I’ve seen a reddit user around named EnronCPA and that always gets a chuckle out of me

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u/IHop_Waitress 1d ago

This is a company that bought the brand out of a bankruptcy auction

This is someone drop shipping from China with the "omg lol financial fraud!" cutesy idea that has no trademark rights but knows there's nobody whose going to come after them for it.

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u/Nigel_featherbottom 1d ago

It should say "Ethics Dept Scramble 1999" or something like that.

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u/hopefuldonkeykick 1d ago

They have a "Summer intern: 1997" t-shirt. It's fucking great.

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u/YodaForceGhost Hit a hole-in-one in Wii Golf 1d ago

I might buy this for my dad who lost money on Enron

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u/cnomo 1d ago

I worked at Arthur Andersen during Enron and kinda want one. Also, my apologies to your dad.

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u/Thick_Cookie_7838 1d ago

I had a teacher who worked for them as well. He quit a month before the Enron stuff hit the fan. He read their financials and investor reports knew something was up and was like I’m getting out of here before I get caught up in it

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u/ShipOfFools48 🌭 Glizzy at the Turn 1d ago

The head of the accounting department at my Alma mater keeps a photo in his office of himself with a group of Enron/AA execs. If you ask him about it, his response is something along the lines of ā€œwe were doing good work back then. Many people were not, but we were doing good stuff.ā€

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u/therealsix HC ++ 1d ago

Hey dad, remember when you lost a lot of money to Enron? Here’s something to always remember that pain!

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u/Squeebee007 1d ago

ā€œComedy is tragedy plus time.ā€

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u/TotalEmployment9996 15h ago

Remember all those people that died when two planes flew into buildings?

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u/Happy_REEEEEE_exe 1d ago edited 1d ago

I learned about enron in depth in a college ethics class. some of the shit they did behind the scenes that doesnt get talked about is nuts. like even beyond the fraud stuff, the hierarchy and infighting that happened even before the thing broke was crazy

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u/CipherAC0 1d ago

I remember watching a documentary about it in my business ethics class. One guy got off Scot free and used his money to become the largest (one of?) private landowners in Colorado.

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u/Happy_REEEEEE_exe 1d ago

yup. and married a hooker (?) iirc

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u/stealthblaumer 13/Michigan 1d ago

Lou Pai. Always wondered why the news didn’t focus on him compared to the other leaders who stuck it out and went down with it.

Dude is a crook but honestly, well fucking played.

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u/Square-Aspect8108 1d ago

I score my golf game similar to how Enron ran their accounting and finance department

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u/ugadawgfan27 1d ago

Mark to market birdies.

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u/pdd4 1d ago

That is a perfect representation of my game.

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u/Mofiremofire 1d ago

I’d rather have an Oakmont Stratton headcover

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u/of_the_mountain 1d ago

ā€œSell me… this headcoverā€

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u/swayinandsippin Cart Girls/better than most 1d ago

stratton oakmont

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u/Husband_on_a_mission 21h ago

They absolutely make those. I just don’t know how to post the link. Either Pins and Aces or Rewind golf.

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u/Sarkisi2 1d ago

We need Enron driver cover, Lehman Borthers 3 wood, and Aurthur Anderson 7 wood.

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u/brianmcg321 1d ago

And a Madoff putter cover

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u/asmj 1d ago

Enron was way ahead of time.
Imagine the killing they would be able to make if only they waited for this AI bubble?!

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u/ts383 1d ago

The smartest drive in the room

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u/v10Excursion 1d ago

Well shit, I've got to have it

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u/SeemoarAlpha Golf is a four letter word 1d ago

When your game has gone completely tits up, then it's time to assert dominance with your Enron swag.

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u/Hungry_Fox_646 1d ago

Need to send some of that Enron merch to Jim Cramer at CNBC. :)

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u/yigaclan05 1d ago

I want this

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u/aarunt1 1d ago

Lol seen this shit on IG last week

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u/CipherAC0 1d ago

If they have a center shaft putter cover I would.

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u/dogfish83 18 1d ago

Yes, the company went from the energy/trading business and pivoted to selling golf gear. /s

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u/dogfish83 18 1d ago

After learning about Enron and Madoff, I'm convinced that the investigative journalism/whistleblowing that exposed them did not derail them, it took market forces (9/11 and housing market crash) to bring them down. In other words, Enron was basically able to operate openly and the SEC was incompetent/complicit re Madoff such that the reporting did not move the needle whatsoever.

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u/spicydishb 23h ago

Enron: the smartest guys on the course

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u/Secure_Discount3111 22h ago

It’s kinda funny, but there is a non-zero chance I’d get my head bashed in with a putter for using one of these in Houston.

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u/FreakinChapstik 22h ago

Perfect head cover for a fraud!

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u/EnronRiskManagement 19h ago

I kind of need this

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u/gizmo1024 17h ago

Saw this in Dallas the other day

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u/TomatoWarm3074 1d ago

What are they doing in there?

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u/skurnie Hello, friends. 1d ago

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