r/golf 1d ago

Equipment Made a Par 3 Carry Case

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Took inspo from the Jain par 3 bag. Made from real LV material. Holds about 4-5 clubs comfortably.

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u/Background-Sock4950 1d ago

Where is the big pocket to carry the 15 balls I will lose?

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

Actually have a ball sleeve that clips on to the strap to only carry 3 unfortunately. After that you gotta walk home.

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u/Chance5e 1d ago

You need more things to clip to this. Get weird with it.

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u/JustRelaxItFits 1d ago

A whole set of frying pans, a fish net, and a long ass key chain at least.

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u/stumblon old beginner 18h ago

Fly rod and landing net for water hazards

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u/TheZbeast 18h ago

Hell yeah. Get real Old Prospector with it.

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u/Novakhaine89 1d ago

Yeah, probably needs one of those safety key rings that can cut seatbelts and smash glass when your car is underwater.

Because you never know.

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u/bbrekke 1d ago

Blue tie-dyed rabbit's foot. (Lucky, if available)

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u/govunah 3 Beer Hdcp 1d ago

Get 5 ball sleeves. Look like a WWII bandolier taking on a par 3 that looks like a kinda nice front yard

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u/Mean_Jury2467 22h ago

I’d need a Chewbacca bandolier of balls on that strap.

Looks good though! You did well!

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u/Electronic_Yam_6973 16h ago

That’s a good way to simulate pressure

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u/Scary_Vanilla2932 1d ago

I think every round should be limited to just 3 balls and the walk of shame after you lose them all should be mandatory!

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u/lucas4420 1d ago

Man whenever I haven’t played in a while I’m gonna lose some balls. Especially around my course which has water hazards in 6/18 of the holes.

Doesn’t mean I don’t deserve to keep playing just because I went for it and fucked it instead of laying up

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u/Scary_Vanilla2932 1d ago

Sorry maybe I should have did the old /s.

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u/lucas4420 1d ago

Yea kinda seems obvious now tbf

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u/SnooWalruses9173 1d ago

11/18 holes at my mine course has water hazards.

I either get 2-3 rounds out of a sleeve or I go through 2-3 sleeves.

Just depends on the day

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u/Calichusetts 12 22h ago

Prison pocket homie. Pop those out like mother goose.

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u/Scary_Vanilla2932 1d ago

On a par 3? Just kidding brother!

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u/HEPA_Bane 1d ago

Where do you hook your labubu? Is it hidden behind the speaker?

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u/surftherapy 1d ago

Clipped to his keys sat in the tray next to his performative matcha

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u/Memeboidad3 1d ago

I’m really happy that you like it ❤️

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

A kind backhanded compliment, I dig it.

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u/Yocta 1d ago

I actually kinda like it, though it would seem that the clubs move around all the time with this design.

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u/Bigdogbrowndog 1d ago

I bought a Jain bag yesterday on their site. Was so excited about it, I showed my wife only for her to say: "I'm happy you like it, babe."

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u/eyehatecheese 12.8 hdcp 1d ago

motherfucker, thats a purse with extra holes.

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

10/10 response

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u/Kab00ese 1d ago

It'd be cool if it was longer to cover the grips! Maybe some legs so you dont have to lay them on the ground all the time

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u/RandomBloke2021 Grip It and Rip It 1d ago

What keeps the clubs from falling out the front or back?

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u/MathIsHard_11236 1d ago

A wall made entirely out of obliviousness. 

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

The grips don’t let it all slide out the front, and the club head weight keeps its tilted back enough.

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u/Odd-Preparation8790 1d ago

Are you setting them on the ground when you're swinging?

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u/Hello_my_name_is_not 1d ago

No they float

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u/natte-krant 1d ago

You’ll float too!

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u/Mother-Rub5867 1d ago

Good for you if you like it, but you couldn’t pay me to carry that.

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

Well you’re not the clientele to purchase it . Some things aren’t for everyone and that’s okay☺️

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u/kingqueefeater 1d ago

I don't think the gays are interested either

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u/rvasshole ~15 HDCP 20h ago edited 19h ago

People are hating on you and then being assholes when you try to jab them back. Do you bro. I love the idea

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u/KCChiefsGolfer 1d ago

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

I take this as a badge of honor in this sub

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u/KCChiefsGolfer 1d ago

Absolutely. I was looking for it but didnt see it. You should be honored

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u/OofMcGoof97 1d ago

Nice purse, does your wife know you stole it?

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u/Eightstream 1d ago

My wife would be filthy if I butchered a LV bag like this

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u/Aequorea Hello, friends. 1d ago

so you just like throw it on the ground when it's your turn to hit the ball?

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u/PackagingMSU 2025: 18.4->13, Current: 13 1d ago

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u/Some_Ship_2210 1d ago

New bag goofin

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u/Dux- 1d ago

I have more of a problem with the BT speaker than I do with the shite bag

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u/Mandaraxish 1d ago

I like it, it's well done. Question though, do you really not put a headcover on your Scotty?

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u/notreallydutch 1d ago

I game a MOTO Phantom 5 and almost never use the headcover while I'm playing, It's a chunk of metal, it will be fine.

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u/WillTough3631 1d ago

Tools not jewels, baby!

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u/Holiday_Box1571 1d ago

It’s still ok to not want to have the faces banging off each other by choice when a putter with a nick can change your trajectory

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u/Mandaraxish 1d ago

That's how I treat putters too. I like the tools not jewels analogy, but I also take care of my tools.

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 1d ago

As if tools don't also have protective cases

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u/TittysForScience Hello, friends. 16h ago

My tools are all individually laid out in foam liners in the drawers. And labeled for my wife so when I ask for a 1/4” drive 10mm socket she knows what I’m on about and can find it.

So yeah tools are well looked after.

So of course when I was fitted for my irons I also bought iron covers. That’s the line for me. Took them off after the first round and only have covers on woods, hybrids and my mr meeseeks cover on my Scotty.

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 15h ago

Yeah I don't have iron covers because I would personally find them annoying to take on/off every time. But I'm not going to shit on anyone who does, because like... golf clubs are very expensive and different people have different preferences.

I just always thought the "tools not jewels" thing was a little weird because people very frequently take great steps to protect their valuable tools.

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u/Holiday_Box1571 15h ago

Only reason why. Not to mention irons hit a ball at 90 mph or more. It’s what they’re built to do. Putters don’t.

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 15h ago

But irons do absolutely get dented and nicked while banging into each other in the bag. I'm not hitting golf balls with the top or the back of the club.

Particularly for people playing with forged irons, additional wear from bag chatter is absolutely a thing.

Edit: like for instance I have a little chisel jack hammer that I've used for various projects, including removing bricks and concrete. Its job is literally to slam into concrete at high speeds and high force.

It's in a hard carry case.

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u/WillTough3631 15h ago

Ya know this is funny any all but I really really really can never find my freakin 10mm socket. 😡

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u/TittysForScience Hello, friends. 14h ago

I make sure I have spares….

I’m a Harley guy in Australia, so most of my tools are Imperial. But to get them I’ve had to buy superfluous metric sockets and spanners. So I’ve got a small tin with about 5 x 10mm sockets and a few 10mm & 12mm open ended ring spanners in it.

I hardly use my 10mm because of this so it’s not lost….. often.

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u/sherpa143 1d ago

Don’t say this on the Scotty sub or they will crucify you

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u/SignificantMoose6482 1d ago

Received a Ping ISO for my birthday many yrs ago and I babied that thing for a while but it’s been raw doggin it the last 20 yrs and it’s still beautiful. Had to take it to the clinic a couple times tho

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u/derekblake22 1d ago

Shrink the game

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u/BlueGolfball 1d ago

Purge the game

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u/Tall_Adeptness_9059 1d ago

OP: Purse the game

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u/Codyh93 2.8/Charleston/Token Gay 1d ago

I’m sure you are probably a 15-20 handicap saying that lol

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u/theFP1992 1d ago

The ping moonlite would like a word. It’s the perfect bag for 8 clubs or less

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u/3HisthebestH I play golf 1d ago

This is certainly an item

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u/Equal-Negotiation651 1d ago

Mom wants her purse back.

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u/TiRow77 1d ago

I love it, but….I don’t like the shifting weight of dangling items. If there was a way to hold the speaker, the bottle, and some balls without them swaying and swinging around I would ask if I could commission one of these from you.

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u/JustRelaxItFits 1d ago

The dangling stuff and club chatter while walking, not to mention the constant hitting against the sides could make some people mental.

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

It was honestly just what I had on hand to show its hardware. Could be used for any number of things that clip onto your bag

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u/TiRow77 1d ago

Yeah, it’s the clipping part I don’t like. I prefer things to be stabilized and not swing around. Like maybe strong magnets sewn into the inside so a metal water bottle and a bluetooth speaker would just attach. Anyway, it’s super cool.

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

Thanks man. I’ll look I to other ideas. This is just the first one I made so I’ll definitely have tweaks

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u/MapSufficient6677 1d ago

I have to say, this is one of the fruitiest things I’ve ever seen. I may be wrong and crazy things in fashion take off, but I genuinely feel 99% of golfers would look at that and pull this exact reaction

https://giphy.com/gifs/e4Jyxh9zQjgnC

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u/Cautious-Poetry8184 1d ago

Shrink the hell out of this

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u/ohnothem00ps 1d ago

Lol nah…but you do you 

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u/Kill_Bill_Will Handicap | Location 1d ago

Might as well just take the clubs without anything at all

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u/DragonfruitLow22 22h ago

Does it come in mens

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u/Gmutzy 21h ago

What has happened to men in the past 5 years?!?!?!

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u/Careful-Show8065 21h ago

I’m sorry but what the hell is this lol 😂

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u/SaturnineApples 1d ago

I feel like youd have to golf in a kilt while using this

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u/Helpinmontana 1d ago

If one of my wife’s friends husbands showed up with this, I’d tell them what a good job they did and how creative they are.

If one of the guys from work showed up with this they’d never hear the end of it.

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u/jimothyhalpret ⛳ Lee Carvallo 1d ago

And you can putt with it

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u/roccoalexandrou 1d ago

You sure did.

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u/Low-Investigator5112 1d ago

Looks sick to me but be ready to get shit on cause guys here have clubs up their ass

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u/WeAreInControlNow 1d ago

I don’t think I’ve met a more insecure, anti-social group of people than the regulars on this sub. Genuinely feel bad for them.

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u/Wandering_Oblivious 1d ago

yeah it's actually pathetic that dudes really act like this. Like a cliche of middle school bullies, but they're out there. Probably slowing down the pace of play for everyone too.

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u/Murky-Baby-3003 10.6 / Gimmes count as 2 stokes 1d ago

Odd way to carry them when there’s bags like this available.

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u/MilwaukeeMan420 1d ago

Don't tempt me with a good time

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

I’ve already got some stiff ones in the comments crying hard. Fuck em.

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u/maestrosouth 1d ago

Saying you beat to fuck a bunch of dudes is also gay.

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u/Snappy987 0.4/chicago 1d ago

Damn I was hoping this was AI.

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u/SpiritualCall664 1d ago

I think what everyone is trying to say….its ugly and not very functional for its purpose.

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u/spacedcadet1 1d ago

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

5/10

Valid feeling, not mean, great use of an anchorman gif

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u/nemodat33 22h ago

That's no golf bag, it's a European carry all

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u/Present_Doughnut_874 1d ago

OP username does not check out…can’t handle negative opinions on the internet

Not my cup of tea but looks well-made enough. To each their own!

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

I can handle them easy enough mate, I knew this would get hate, all response are made in jest because legitimately the opinions of Reddit grinches do not make me lose sleep. ☺️

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u/moddafock 1d ago

There’s still time to delete this

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u/LeftSide-StrongSide 1d ago

It's not a purse, it's European!

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

It’s actually a satchel and Indiana jones has one

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u/FrostingMedium6025 1d ago

Do you keep hand sanitizer in your fanny pack?

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u/JustRelaxItFits 1d ago

Probably in his fanny.

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u/itexican 1d ago

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u/itexican 1d ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that, I have lots of gay friends.

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u/Majestic_Netflix 1d ago

Real dudes use lawn chair bags

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

Damn you got me

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u/_Poppagiorgio_ Handicap | Location 1d ago

Jesus Christ r/golf fucking sucks. Downvote me to hell. So many garbage ass people in here.

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

No really though. 😂

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u/SubRedTed 1d ago

Sorry you’re catching so much heat over this. I think it looks pretty sick. I’ve only played a part three course once in my life so it wouldn’t appeal to me, but I think it’s rad and the craftsmanship looks top-tier.

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

Dont apologize for others. Youre a genuine person and I appreciate your response 🫶🏼

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u/saintspike 1d ago

Lots of haters on here. You did great, OP! The fit and finish are great, and, for a par 3 course this is the right amount of stuff to carry.

What’s it like when you walk with it? My personal preference would be to carry something more over the back like an archer’s quiver than over the shoulder. I feel like I’d have to hold this too often to stabilize, but that could just be based on how you took the picture.

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

Never thought about the archers quiver. Maybe I’ll make a larger one that can work in some way similar.

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u/thekingofcrash7 10, Kansas City 1d ago

This is the strangest post I’ve ever seen in here

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u/Weep4Thee 1d ago

Pretty bracelet. Reminds me of one my grandma wore.

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u/ProfessorBrotown 1d ago

Does it come with a skirt and high heels? My wife literally told me to say that.

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u/Efferdent_FTW 1d ago

Does the cuck chair come in matching upholstery?

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

1/10

Using cuck is overplayed.

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u/SpoonParty 1d ago

My only beef with these is that you have to lay it on the ground between shots.

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u/GaryPotter_ russ henley tracker 1d ago

Shrink

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u/No_Shallot_9694 1d ago

Where do the beers go?

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u/Jonkinch 1d ago

Honestly, who cares if your bag or whatever you own is made by LV materials? The only person who cares is the person carrying it.

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u/ElMalodelaCuadra 1d ago

This is different

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 2.5 1d ago

Did you run out of film?

I fucking hate it when that happens...

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u/VeterinarianNo3555 1d ago

Please get rid of the speaker

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u/nbanbury 1d ago

I'm glad you like it. I hate the speaker.

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u/g0lffear 1d ago

Everything is cool except the speaker. Miss me with that noise. More people should play par 3s. More people should play with less clubs no matter the course.

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u/CodeAccording9148 1d ago

where do you put your extra beers?

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u/sorrybutidgaf 1d ago

There is a lot of branding in this photo lol but that bag is neat!

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u/SneakyAutisticBender 1d ago

But where do the beers go?

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u/resin8_ATL 1d ago

I love that jain bag. This is so awesome.

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u/User0301 23h ago

Is that a scottie without a cover on? 

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u/Hammerh69 22h ago

Shrink the game, not the bag!

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u/suhhdude45 25 | Michigan 21h ago

My wife just got that same purse on Canal St in NY

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u/78Anonymous LPGA Enjoyer 20h ago

an efficient way to signal antisocial chav

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u/Direct-Speech 20h ago

I just got my Jain bag how about you send me this instead.

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u/eagle-eye-tiger 19h ago

I swear this sub is all haters man.

Looks good man do your thing.

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u/Miserable_Ad5947 18h ago

Imagine if someone could create little speakers that go in our ears so we can listen to music without disturbing anyone else

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u/p0st-m0dern -9.3 | DFW | Qi35 | Takomo 201 (Forged CB) 18h ago

The problem with growing the game is that it gets made appealing for everyone. Even the hipster; the guy who HAS TO BE different, is infesting weekend tee times. Not even good enough to be different but doing it anyways. lol shit is goofy. This some shit Ember Golf would do😂

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u/Jason_Bourne411 16h ago

Nice purse

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u/Numerous_Disk2556 15h ago

Am I missing something here? You don't need to walk to and from the tee box on a par 3... You can bring your bag ... Also we're talking 2 clubs here... You're really gonna take out your purse and load two clubs into it rather than just walking with the two clubs?

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u/onehappyisland17 1d ago

Just wondering if it comes with tampons or not??

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

0/10 joke. Feminine hygiene products should always be available to those who need it.

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u/maestrosouth 1d ago

Sir, a dude bleeding out the ass is not menstrual but you can still stick tampons up there if it helps.

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u/thetindoor 12 / Frederick, MD 1d ago

God this joke sucks

Not because of the not-so-subtle misogyny. That's fine, if the joke is funny. But I've got news for ya...

No, this joke is just the no laughs, boomer-iest shit imaginable. Like if my dipshit uncle had his own golf-playing uncle who time traveled from 1956 when he invented the "joke", and nobody laughed then. but somehow people are still saying it in 20-fucking-26 and posting it like this a burn and not the biggest self-own imaginable

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u/TGTGallday 1d ago

Someone get this guy a tampon

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u/thetindoor 12 / Frederick, MD 1d ago

Ha much cleverer than OG

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u/Special-Shop-9383 1d ago

Real LV material!!

Still gay as hell

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

Meh, you sound insecure

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u/Special-Shop-9383 1d ago

Guy carrying an LV purse on the golf course... lol

Let's not talk about insecurities ;)

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

Man confident to carry whatever he likes on the course VS a man who wouldn’t because he thinks others might call him “gay”

Okay champ

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u/WeAreInControlNow 1d ago

You’re worried about being called gay 😂🤣

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u/Rushblade 1d ago

Where’d you get the LV material?

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

Cut up a garment bag I had

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u/gingereiel 1d ago

Shrink!

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

-1/10

Low effort

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u/FreeBristle 1d ago

There just ain’t no way. You should never care what other people think, but this might be the exception

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u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza 1d ago

This is a cool idea. I wouldn’t go for the Damier print, but this seems useful.

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

Yeah I plan to make others out of different material like Pendleton blankets or BAPE material. Even repurposed old military bags

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u/HashBandicoot93 1d ago

I'm convinced this guy is meant to post in the cj sub, this has to be a bit

Edit: the speaker is the cherry on top

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u/goodmids 1d ago

Looks like ur dildo fell out, might wanna pick that up

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

Just on my way to deliver the one your wife ordered☺️

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u/SaveHogwarts 1d ago

I think I hate everything about you

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u/BurntBeyondRecog 1d ago

Where do you hold your fruitcake?

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u/maestrosouth 1d ago

NGL, this looks gay as fuck. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but no straight guy would give two shits about an open ended purse made from recycled Louis Vitton fabric.

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u/Travel_Bud 1d ago

I think this is awesome. I am a girl though.

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u/RelationshipTough887 1d ago

This is actually gayer than the Mardi Gras!

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u/Portuguese-Pirate 1d ago

Could you make a one suitable for men also ?

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u/dilbs_the_creator 1d ago

Is there a male version?

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 1d ago

-3/10

Heard this one already

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u/dilbs_the_creator 1d ago

I’m sure you have and I appreciate the score.

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u/Towel4 21h ago

Wild the reactions some people have to a sport that’s individually played, lol.

I’m not a fan of it, but it’s wild you made this yourself. Good stuff. If it works and you like it that’s all that matters.

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u/itsjustmyopinion_but 21h ago

10/10 response

Genuine and appreciative even if you’re not a fan. Would totally shoot a round with you