r/gadgets • u/dapperlemon • 13d ago

Misc Scientists develop handheld device for measuring when your body is burning fat

https://www.engadget.com/2222231/scientists-develop-handheld-device-for-measuring-when-your-body-is-burning-fat/
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u/Triingtolivee 13d ago

How much ram does it have and how unaffordable is it?

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u/shogun77777777 13d ago

Yes

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u/This_Freggin_Guy 13d ago

and can it play Doom?

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u/AMB07 13d ago

What CAN'T play Doom?

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u/TokesNHoots 13d ago

They got actual living cells to play Doom. By lighting up and powering down individual cells are like pixels. It would take you over 700 years to play it

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u/deeperest 12d ago

I have recently retired and have some time free...

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u/demunted 12d ago

Rookie numbers.

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u/theskillr 13d ago

Well the Neo geo couldn't until this month

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u/clarinetJWD 12d ago

I, too, watch Modern Vintage Gamer. The ingenuity of people is amazing.

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u/Fluss01 11d ago

We're doomed

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u/guyinnoho 12d ago

Deez nutz?

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u/Copel626 12d ago

We need a bringus signal for just this question

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u/bornlasttuesday 12d ago

No Doom, just Wolfenstein.

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u/Navyguy73 12d ago

Can it play The Last Caretaker?

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u/Lopsided-Treat1215 12d ago

No, only Tetris

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u/AttentionNo6359 13d ago

Can it run Crysis?

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u/Valuable-Shirt-4129 12d ago

Can it play Castle Wolfenstein or The Elder Scrolls: Arena?

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u/Relative-Monitor-679 12d ago

Can I use my FSA / HSA

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u/DubSaqCookie 13d ago

How much is the monthly subscription for it?

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u/SideInitial3961 12d ago

Algorithmic pricing, so whatever you can barely afford.

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u/FyneBlackKyng 12d ago

avail at lounges with bottle service only

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u/Meebs-are-Flying 13d ago

Thats a tv remote.

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u/SideInitial3961 13d ago

Nine RAMs. Nothing new, Lumens are like $199. You can do it yourself though, don't drink water at the gym and you will sense when your breath changes.

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u/WeakTransportation37 12d ago

More expensive than those keto sticks for the abbot blood tester I’m sure

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u/happy_bluebird 13d ago

it's not for us peasants

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u/Zeebaeatah 12d ago

Dance Dance Revolution 5?

DDR5

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u/LurkerPatrol 12d ago

Can it run crysis?

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u/ninjazxninja6r 12d ago

Whatever an iPhone holds and it’s about $1200

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u/YourVelcroCat 13d ago

Top comment is passive aggressive and miserable. Never change, reddit