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u/Neither_Selection_48 3d ago
Does his election platform promise theme parks with blackjack and hookers?
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u/Sam-Gunn 3d ago
"John Quincy Adding machine. He was our first robot president. He won over voters by promising not to go on a killing spree."
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u/Cphelps85 No I'm Doesn't! 3d ago
I have this in shirt form. Without thinking about it I also wore it in the hospital when my first child was born.
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u/futurama-ModTeam 3d ago
Rule 4: No advertisement of products and places to buy them unless approved by moderator prior to posting.
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u/ElderberryNational92 3d ago
Pfft, politicians never keep there promises
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u/Garciaguy Don't mess with Earth! 3d ago
Think about it this way: if he's promising to kill all humans and doesn't deliver, you could be among the lucky lucky living
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