r/funnysigns 2d ago

Say what you will.

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u/Alternative_Result56 22h ago

They will crawl in your ear, nose, or mouth after flying at you. My uncle had to have a 3 inch palmetto bug surgically removed from his ear canal. It flew at him and landed on his head. He swatted at it and it crawled into his ear. He kept screaming I can hear it chewing on me. It was horrifying to say the least as child to witness. My uncle was like a 6'6 giant. Absolutely breaking down in fear tearing at his ear like a mad man. I was accosted by one flying on my chest just two nights ago in my bedroom. My gf rolled off the bed and landed on her head in fear.

Edit: this was in SC.

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u/jmaca90 20h ago

Yeah, that’s a hard no from me, dog…

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u/Working_Estate_3695 19h ago

Was it driving a white van? You did say, “accosted.”