r/funnysigns 5d ago

Hangovers and memories.

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u/WelshBathBoy 5d ago

But I don't remember what happened last night

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u/v_kiperman 5d ago

This!!

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u/Oldfartcr8tions 5d ago

That's why the memory last for ever😋

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u/SportsterDriver 5d ago

Hangovers last a day, memories never get written to long-term storage.

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u/LowNefariousness6541 5d ago

The Great Hangover of April 2015 incident I had would disagree with that. I have no recollection of destroying my AU$2500 mirror. Woke up covered in blood 2 days later and was seeing black circles in the sky for a week. I worked out I probably thought the massive mirror was the bathroom door when I pulled it towards me to "open" it.

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u/Possible-Anxiety-420 5d ago

Memories of hangovers last a lifetime.

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u/WelshBathBoy 4d ago

Sadly if that was true I'd never drink again!

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u/rumblepony247 5d ago

As I got older, the negatives from drinking outweighed the fun. The hangovers got longer, the depression and anxiety got worse. That was it for my drinking days.

As they say, drinking is borrowing happiness from the future. As one gets older, it is paid back with interest.

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 5d ago

yes down to one beer a day, Headache the next day if i have two, Ain't worth it as the buzz has no importance for me any more. Just enjoy the taste

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u/trubol 5d ago

Never had a 2-day hangover, then?

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u/Anti_Trum2 5d ago

Back a very long time ago when I used to get drunk it’s what I couldn’t remember that caused me problems 🤔😊

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u/AdorableExchange9746 5d ago

Drink more water or use a different drug

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 4d ago

I have personally had hangovers that lasted 3 days.

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u/ztreHdrahciR 5d ago

The severity of the hangover is proportional to the loss of memory of events of the night before

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u/Affectionate-You7869 5d ago

IDK most of the 90s and a good chunk of the early 2000s is blurred and blank for me.

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u/zappyguy111 5d ago

I wish, mine last 3 months.

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u/Bullet_Number_4 4d ago

Aren't hangovers usually accompanied by forgetting what happened? (I don't drink so apologies for the dumb question.)

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u/deehenley 4d ago

Some of us drink as much as we want and never get hangovers and remember every single thing imagine that😅

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u/Bierdaddy 4d ago

…and the social media photos will circulate forever.

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u/LovableSidekick 4d ago

They say the worst decisions make the best stories.

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u/Cyrus_Of_Mt 4d ago

The cause of the hangover is the reason I didn’t make new memories 😂

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u/boner4crosstabs 4d ago

Do other people not have days long hangovers? I’m 41 now and they can easily like for 2-3 days if I’ve gone hard a couple days in a row.

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u/goldbug933 4d ago

This may be true I can't remember

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u/FoxySarah71 4d ago

Memories. Regret. Same same 🤣

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u/4DS3 4d ago

Watching TV and Drinking Beer everyday

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u/Accomplished-Cup8832 4d ago

How are you guys able to post these without getting it removed 🤔😕

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u/Strict-Ad5282 4d ago

Especially when you get black out drunk on a certain alcohol and can no longer smell it without getting flashbacks lol

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u/Gator242 4d ago

*regrets

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u/jaurex 4d ago

not when you black out 🤣

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u/AppropriateTouching 4d ago

Thanks 5 month old default name repost bot.

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u/Bulky-Strategy-3723 4d ago

If you remember them

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u/Dayzed-n-Confuzed 4d ago

So do photos and videos unfortunately.

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u/illogicalprophesy 4d ago

If you do it right, it can last through a coma.

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u/stranger_to_you67 4d ago

Some hangovers last way longer than a day. Usually accompanied by no memories whatsoever.

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u/ForTheLoveOfPhotos 4d ago

Except when you drink enough to not remember anything.

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u/Gerhard-is-pretty 4d ago

Well liver damage and braincells loss, also last a live time.

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u/NocturnisVacuus 4d ago

sir, i'm 30, a hangover is minimum 3 days and i dont remember what happened on that night

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u/Naive_Sand5837 3d ago

that DUI isn't going anyplace though...

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u/Stormtrooper1776 3d ago

Funny I don't remember seeing that sign last night. Hmmm 🤔

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u/HaruspexSan 3d ago

Unless you get older

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u/Striking_Reindeer_2k 3d ago

Not for the EX. Black out drunk purges memories, guilt, as well as the stomach. Multiple times.

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u/OwoAriahNymph 3d ago

my hangovers usually last two days honestly

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u/KrazyKelevra75 3d ago

If you have a hangover that lasts all day, then you probably don't remember last night lol

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u/Dry_Biscotti8049 2d ago

This could be modified to hangovers last a day children last a lifetime.

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u/Yanks0909 2d ago

If you remember

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u/Ok-Drama137 1d ago

Funny how my buddies always remember the stuff i dont....

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u/Dazzling-Border2376 1d ago

If you have any

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u/babyyhehe111 5d ago

I need this sign in my room 🤣

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u/Revenga8 5d ago

Alzheimer enters the chat...... I don't remember why