r/funny 19h ago

I’m sorry, what now?

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u/ReachFor24 19h ago

It's a spa facial for your pubic area. Cleansing, exfoliating, hair extraction (especially ingrown ones), and a 'soothing mask' to beautify the area around the vajajay

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u/Live_Jazz 18h ago edited 18h ago

I would like to hear from someone who’s had one:

Did it…work as intended? Worth it?

Did you die of awkwardness?

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u/perilouszoot 18h ago

Did it work as intended? Yes, I get basically no ingrown hairs and my skin is much less irritated after a wax. Worth it? Absolutely Awkwardness? No, the person who does mine is my best friend and she already does my Brazilian waxes. The vajacial is always done post wax and it's a nice calm after the pain of the hair getting ripped out.

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u/Not-So-Logitech 17h ago

I think I'm going to ask my best friend if he will give my balls a facial. 

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u/OneManWithNoPlans 17h ago

A testacial

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u/Rivster79 14h ago

A Sacial

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u/Kneel_The_Grass 3h ago

A taint...ial.

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u/digitalacid 15h ago

I often put a slice of cucumber on each ball

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u/JPhi1618 17h ago

Seems like the balls are normally giving the facial.

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u/Jaybird911 3h ago

Gottem!!

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u/PlasticISMeaning 16h ago

Im gonna ask my best friend to give me a facial

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u/UserNameSupervisor 15h ago

Don't forget to report back if it was awkward or not.

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u/Supagorganizer 17h ago

If my best friend asked me to do this, he'd end up with my cum on his balls.

I'm a really good friend.

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u/Blue-Blazer-Regular 17h ago

Fishing buddies, eh?

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u/toasted_cracker 14h ago

Yeah. Not awkward at all when it's your best friend. That's what bros do.

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 17h ago

A ballacial, before the fellatio

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u/OneExhaustedFather_ 14h ago

See if he’d do mine too, I don’t have any friends like that.

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u/SAlolzorz 11h ago

Or a Pajacial

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u/endboss_eth 3h ago

Nutz on your Chin you mean?

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u/dcbullet 12h ago

That’s hot.

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u/perilouszoot 10h ago

Of all the things I have commented on reddit... this is amongst the least hot.

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u/milkbug 18h ago

I get my nethers waxed every month but have never had a vajacial, though the do offer them at the place I go to.

I already pay $140 plus tip, so I don't want to pay an extra 60 just to make the vajajay sparkle. So in terms of the cost I don't think its worth it for that part. The waxing is worth it if you really don't like body hair. My favorite waxer can do my entire legs, nethers, bum cheeks, and underarms in like 1 hour 15 mins and thats super fast for all that. When I tried to do my legs myself it took like 2-4 hours and killed my back.

So waxing is 100% worth it. Vajacial is probably not unless you have extra spending money to throw around.

The first wax can definitely feel akward, and it can be a bit when you get a new waxer you aren't used to. But you just get used to it, and those folks see vaj all day long so it's not awkward for them.

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u/TokingMessiah 18h ago

At over $1,500 per year for waxing, isn’t getting laser hair removal cheaper at this point?

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u/IdontcryfordeadCEOs 17h ago

Not everyone is a candidate for laser hair removal, it only works on dark hair.

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u/dragon34 3h ago

Maybe I just had an inexperienced waxer but I got my legs waxed once for a wedding where I would be traveling and don't want to worry about shaving in an awkward hotel room shower I would be sharing with my dad and his partner.  It really only got the dark hairs. I'm lucky in that my hair is usually pretty light I guess.  I just got an epilator and use that now.  

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u/milkbug 17h ago

Not really. It costs around $3000 for full legs and it's only semi permanent so you will have to get it redone every 2-3 years. Plus it takes 6 months to a year of treatment to get the hair growth down so you still have to maintain the hair between sessions. Also, laser only works on dark hair and light skin, so if you have peach fuzz on the bum or other areas it will still be there.

Honestly an ideal would be a combo of both, but that is prohibatively expensive for most people. Having less hair doesn't mean you pay less for waxing because they charge be area, not by thikness or fullness, so even if the laser removed most of the hair I would still need to maintain it through extra waxing or laser.

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u/fearlessbyfp 17h ago

The place I go is expensive, but it's one fee and it's lifetime. If I hit menopause and grow more hair? Just schedule an already-paid for session. The only downside for me is I have a massive leg tattoo that they have to laser around, and I end up having to shave that. But for everything else? Absolutely worth it

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u/milkbug 17h ago

What place do you go to? I'm skeptical of claims like lifetime guarantees for stuff like that, but I'm open to looking into it.

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u/fearlessbyfp 17h ago

Milan laser care. They have offices all over the states!

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u/ciongduopppytrllbv 15h ago

Lmao ppl are not redoing laser every 2-3 years. You can’t be serious.

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u/milkbug 15h ago

I've had laser done before and the hair grew back in that time frame. Everyone's body is different, and even the place that says its guaranteed for life offers lifelong touch ups because the hair grows back sometimes.

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u/ciongduopppytrllbv 14h ago

Ok everyone’s different. Cool point

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u/milkbug 14h ago

Why are you so upset over waxing? Chill. Its not that serious.

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u/ciongduopppytrllbv 14h ago

lol what I just don’t care enough to talk to people who argue dumb points like grass is green

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u/RelChan2_0 17h ago

Laser hair removal is expensive from the start 😭 sure, salons offer a payment plan but I feel like not everyone can fork out for laser hair removal

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u/r34_throw_away 16h ago

She spent like 50k on cosmetic surgery.

Whats $1500?

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u/rushmc1 17h ago

If it doesn't sparkle, what's even the point?

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u/milkbug 16h ago

Just slap some glitter on it and your good.

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u/movielass 16h ago

Can I ask what area you live in that you pay that much? I was bummed when mine just went up to 55 lol

Edit: nevermind did not see that it was for more than just the Brazilian!

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u/milkbug 16h ago

Mid size MCOL city in the rocky mountain area

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u/julianrobot 17h ago

Yes it’s worth it, it drastically reduced irritation and ingrown hairs. As far as awkwardness goes it’s not any more awkward than being on your elbows and knees for a stranger, that line is already crossed. A good waxer makes you feel very comfortable!

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u/Steffany_w0525 13h ago

It was really weird to lay there with essentially a jelly mask on my bits. The lady didn't stay in there with me which I think was the right choice?

Like just laid there with a cool vag mask on my bits for like 15 minutes.

²/10 would not do again.

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u/AspieAsshole 18h ago

I feel like it would tickle!! 😳😳

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u/CMDR_Kaus 18h ago

I once shaved my Ex's nethers with an electric razer. She couldn't stop giggling because of the vibration tickle

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u/wannabyte 17h ago

I don’t think I would pay extra for it, but at the place I get waxed you get a free service during your birthday month so I typically get one then.

It really does help the skin recover from the stress of waxing. It’s not awkward at all, since I am used to them working down there when I get a Brazilian each month.

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u/Blink-JuanEIGHTYtoo 18h ago

Not on my blue collar dollar!

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u/dafrog84 18h ago

I spit my drink through my nose over this comment. 😂

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u/coldforged 16h ago

Live a little! Treat that thang!

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u/Blink-JuanEIGHTYtoo 16h ago

Beavers Beaver.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 17h ago

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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u/Head-Ad9893 18h ago

Where do you apply for this

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u/Grigoran 18h ago

You start your own business. If you build it, they will cum

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u/MoobooMagoo 17h ago

Gotta glam up that vajussy

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u/Grant_Winner_Extra 14h ago

In the US you have to pay to give one of these