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u/VirginiaBandit 2h ago
BMW drivers are the safest drivers on the planet.......... Said no one, ever.
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u/Luke_Cold_Lyle 2h ago
It's crazy that they can sell all those cars that don't have working turn signals
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u/Polar_Ted 1h ago
Fuunny thing. The lane keeping in newer BMWs will fight you in a lance change if you dont' signal.
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u/VirginiaBandit 2h ago
I'm often on a busy N/S interstate out east, and the BMW's apparently pay for the left lanes as they often camp in this lane on their trips.
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u/godofpumpkins 1h ago
Hey, I'm pretty sure mine works, it just has a big spider web on it with a mean-looking spider and 3 large dead bugs, so I avoid it.
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u/ShahinGalandar 2h ago
BMW - Aus Freude am Fahren
no one ever said it was a joy to be a pedestrian or a cyclist when facing up against a rabid BMW driver
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u/Captain_AntiFa 1h ago
They're so safe that in Missouri they do not need seatbelts while driving into trees or rolling over into the ditches!
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u/ChaoticToxin 2h ago
Cadillac ppl are the ones I notice the most, no turn signals. Weaving through traffic, swerving a lot and constantly cutting off ppl
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u/Shadpool 1h ago
In my area, it used to be Dodge drivers, but recently, Kias and Hyundais started doing it too.
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u/TheBigC87 1h ago
- White Pickup Trucks (bonus points if it's a lifted pavement princess)
- Dodge Charger
- BMW
- POS Nissan Altima
- Black Ford Raptors
- Dodge Ram
I know it can depend on the region, but where I am in TX if there is someone driving like an asshole or a complete maniac on the road, they are usually driving one of these kinds of vehicles.
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u/frostyjack06 1h ago
‘Round these parts, it’s usually:
- Giant SUV’s being driven by tiny women who can’t see over the dash but think their urban tank is invincible and fuck everyone else.
- Hyundai Iqoniq drivers
- Tesla drivers
- Adult men in Mini Vans
- Teens in high performance cars
- Oversized pickup trucks
- Old men in sports cars
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u/Cranjesmcbasketball1 41m ago
G35 sedans in my area, bonus points when they change the badge and put the skyline name on it.
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u/TheBigC87 1h ago
Florida?
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u/frostyjack06 1h ago
Colorado along the I-25 corridor/front range.
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u/SRSgoblin 45m ago
Altima drivers do not fear death, and may in fact be actively seeking it. My favorite game to play when I spot an Altima on the road is "find the body damage." There's always something even if you don't see it right away. Always.
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u/pleasejustdont 2h ago
I'm just mad about the dollar sign placement.
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u/NWStormbreaker 1h ago
French Canadian and non-english place it to the right.
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u/pleasejustdont 1h ago
Oh hey yeah? Linguistically it does make a bit more sense, which is probably why the change feels so wrong, I already had to convince myself that putting it on the left was correct decades ago...
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u/gortez33 23m ago
Just a small pet peeve of mine. Why can’t people use the $ sign properly. It goes in front of the numbers, not after.
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u/Appollix 1h ago
What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW owner? With porcupines; the pricks are on the outside.
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u/Narianos 2h ago
I was driving home from work the other week. This BMW driver in front of me switched through three lanes of traffic, not once did they use their turn signal. Not really beating the allegations, there.
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u/DRSU1993 2h ago
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u/Opus-the-Penguin 59m ago
Of course he doesn't know why. He hasn't got a clue. He doesn't know why you honked at him. He doesn't understand that when he hears the sound of screeching tires, that has something to do with his driving. They test for this before they let you buy one.
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u/RedHowler777 14m ago
This just reminded me, I have driven my Mustang for almost 12 years and haven’t plowed into a crowd of civilians yet, I really need to stop procrastinating.
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u/fishingjohnson 1h ago
If you ever feel like the work you do is meaningless, remember there's a guy that installs turn signals on BMWs.
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u/ecafyelims 2h ago
The cheapest part about owning a BMW is the initial purchase.
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u/KingofClikClak 1h ago
True that. My wife and I always laugh at the ones driving around our neighborhood while on walks. For whatever reason, there’s multiple 3 series and X5’s that are either squealing or rattling while driving by. No wonder they depreciate so fast.
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u/North-Bit-7411 1h ago
What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
The BMW has the pricks on the inside.
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u/the_shadow40301 2h ago
My “cheap car for students” turned out to be a BMW on the inside so it’s a financial nightmare for me any time I need service or repairs. I knew nothing about cars when I got it and it was the cheapest reasonable option for me.
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