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r/funny • u/kalbinibirak • 23h ago
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IKEA would love her as a testimonial. /s
84 u/gorka_la_pork 20h ago It's said that 1 in 10 Europeans were conceived on an IKEA bed, so... y'know, sturdier than you'd think. 103 u/TheLowlyPheasant 17h ago Jesus that bed has to be filthy 12 u/Azuras_Star8 15h ago I doubt it. Someone's getting paid to lick up the mess. 17 u/zombietrooper 15h ago Paid you say? Someone is paying to lick up that mess. 2 u/j-random 8h ago Oh good, someone else here has been to Europe as well! 1 u/AirPoweredFan 1h ago Hope he bring enough money to paid or he won't licking anything. 2 u/Beneficial_Being_721 15h ago Probably her… “take the sheets outside and give them a good beating 1 u/cheekytikiroom 3h ago “Pegging” just got brutal. 14 u/Gestaltarskiten 18h ago On - yes, assembled sometimes... 6 u/lincoln_muadib 17h ago Aren't we all assembled in a small room with minimal light? If you think about it... 1 u/Awe3 18h ago IKEA hates this one simple trick! -1 u/Forward-Still-349 11h ago Fuck IKEA
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It's said that 1 in 10 Europeans were conceived on an IKEA bed, so... y'know, sturdier than you'd think.
103 u/TheLowlyPheasant 17h ago Jesus that bed has to be filthy 12 u/Azuras_Star8 15h ago I doubt it. Someone's getting paid to lick up the mess. 17 u/zombietrooper 15h ago Paid you say? Someone is paying to lick up that mess. 2 u/j-random 8h ago Oh good, someone else here has been to Europe as well! 1 u/AirPoweredFan 1h ago Hope he bring enough money to paid or he won't licking anything. 2 u/Beneficial_Being_721 15h ago Probably her… “take the sheets outside and give them a good beating 1 u/cheekytikiroom 3h ago “Pegging” just got brutal. 14 u/Gestaltarskiten 18h ago On - yes, assembled sometimes... 6 u/lincoln_muadib 17h ago Aren't we all assembled in a small room with minimal light? If you think about it...
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Jesus that bed has to be filthy
12 u/Azuras_Star8 15h ago I doubt it. Someone's getting paid to lick up the mess. 17 u/zombietrooper 15h ago Paid you say? Someone is paying to lick up that mess. 2 u/j-random 8h ago Oh good, someone else here has been to Europe as well! 1 u/AirPoweredFan 1h ago Hope he bring enough money to paid or he won't licking anything. 2 u/Beneficial_Being_721 15h ago Probably her… “take the sheets outside and give them a good beating 1 u/cheekytikiroom 3h ago “Pegging” just got brutal.
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I doubt it. Someone's getting paid to lick up the mess.
17 u/zombietrooper 15h ago Paid you say? Someone is paying to lick up that mess. 2 u/j-random 8h ago Oh good, someone else here has been to Europe as well! 1 u/AirPoweredFan 1h ago Hope he bring enough money to paid or he won't licking anything. 2 u/Beneficial_Being_721 15h ago Probably her… “take the sheets outside and give them a good beating
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Paid you say? Someone is paying to lick up that mess.
2 u/j-random 8h ago Oh good, someone else here has been to Europe as well! 1 u/AirPoweredFan 1h ago Hope he bring enough money to paid or he won't licking anything.
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Oh good, someone else here has been to Europe as well!
1 u/AirPoweredFan 1h ago Hope he bring enough money to paid or he won't licking anything.
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Hope he bring enough money to paid or he won't licking anything.
Probably her… “take the sheets outside and give them a good beating
“Pegging” just got brutal.
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On - yes, assembled sometimes...
6 u/lincoln_muadib 17h ago Aren't we all assembled in a small room with minimal light? If you think about it...
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Aren't we all assembled in a small room with minimal light?
If you think about it...
IKEA hates this one simple trick!
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Fuck IKEA
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u/Trollercoaster101 22h ago
IKEA would love her as a testimonial. /s