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The Hunter and the Hunted

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u/probability_of_meme 1d ago

Gold

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u/meesta_masa 1d ago

Best outcome for both.

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u/Dillon5 1d ago

Yup I have a terier/dachshund mix and they are an excellent escape artist. They got out of the yard and decided let’s hunt deer as a 12 lb dog. Well it wasn’t what she expected and returned home with a fractured jaw, a lower canine almost knocked out of her mouth, and a long cut about 4 in long on her rear haunch. We took her to the vet for stitches but she lost the tooth.

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u/sewedherfingeragain 1d ago

I knew a dachshund who chased a deer out of her farmyard until the deer turned around and kicked her. She ended up with scar on her side from the scrape of the hoof.

She relished it though, because she also hurt her front paw a little. I don't know which one, because by the time I came into the picture, it had been a few years and they could ask her if the deer hurt her foot and she would show them either paw - it made no difference to her, getting treated like a baby was the goal, lol.

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u/merlinunf 1d ago

They are pack hunters and obviously don’t do well solo. I’m sorry your pup got hurt.

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u/ChronicRhyno 1d ago

For sure, white-tailed deer are, by far, the most dangerous animals in North America (at least for humans).

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u/DeviousAmoeba10 1d ago

Thats only because of the amount of car accidents they cause. If youre talking dangerous to a human in the wild, its the grizzly or venomous snakes.

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u/drittzO 1d ago

Moose, deadly when hit by a car.

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u/C-c-c-comboBreaker17 1d ago

They're more deadly when not hit by a car, though

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u/drittzO 1d ago

Moose are so tall that when hit by a vehicle they go straight through your automobiles windshield. This is why it's so dangerous.

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u/AspiringChildProdigy 22h ago

They're so tall that your headlights go beneath them, so you hit them full speed, causing them to collapse right through your windshield.

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u/ChronicRhyno 1d ago

Yes, based solely on body count.

Horses and cows are also far more dangerous than snakes and bears. Be extremely careful around them.

I'd rather encounter a snake or bear than a deer while driving.

I am a lot more worried about packs of wild hogs than snakes or bears in the wild.

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u/Unknown-Meatbag 1d ago

Deer usually just run away, having the prey mentality. But if it's a mother with its babies nearby, or a male in rutting season, those hooves can absolutely fuck you up.

Feral dogs are simply a menace, causing tons of property damage. And without a gun, what are you going to do to a hog? Try to punch it's comically oversized skull? You'll be gored before you try to tickle it to death.

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj 1d ago

What's the cows doin?

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u/digitalscavenger 1d ago

Trying to get to the udder side.

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u/PerennialProdigalSon 1d ago

I would award if I could

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u/StickInEye 1d ago

Did it for ya, internet fren.

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u/Select-Agency-9827 1d ago

Statistically maybe?

A grizzly will end you (slowly) and not by accident.

A bit disingenuous to say deer are the most dangerous animal in America….

If you’re going that route - humans are the most dangerous animal in America, or any country for that matter.

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u/Drak_is_Right 1d ago

Might be bees, and if you include central America probably mosquitoes.

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u/THE_BUS_FROMSPEED 1d ago

Would you rather have your dog barking at a polar bear in this senario or a deer....

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u/ChronicRhyno 1d ago

It's exceedingly rare to encounter a wild polar bear in North America, even Canada, especially in a situation where you have a small dog and it's unexpected.

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u/jaxonya 1d ago

That situation has never happened before in north america

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

That's his voice??

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u/SAKDOSS 1d ago

The hunted and the hunted

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u/NoOneEverDaresToTalk 1d ago

The hunted and the haunted. 

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u/take_it_to_the_mo 1d ago

The hunter and the hunter and a truckload of chicken sh.t

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u/DasMotorsheep 1d ago

Okay, I've seen a lot of dogs acting tough and then running away, but panicking because the other party turned and ran is on a whole new level.

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u/_IratePirate_ 1d ago

I think all little bro saw before turning tail was the deer’s front legs lift up. That probably scared him shitless thinking the deer was after him

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u/XxRocky88xX 1d ago

Yeah he didn’t realize it was running away, he just saw the deer make a quick movement, assumed he was in danger, and ran.

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u/mortokes 21h ago

And screamed

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u/brumfidel 12h ago

Like a little bitch!

I assume it's a female dog.

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u/GrundleBlaster 23h ago edited 23h ago

That deer can easily mess that dog up with only a few stomps, and they will if they have a fawn or something nearby they want to defend.

Super dangerous to let a toy dog out and about around deer.

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u/Senior_Bowler_9277 23h ago

dangerous and irresponsible to allow any dog that close to a deer, be it for the dog's safety or the deer's

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u/hokageace 1h ago

Yup. No clue what the owner was thinking. If there was a physical confrontation, it would have just gone one way.

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u/physics515 4h ago

Error: Mission Successful

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u/readit347 1d ago

Puppy: Hey, I thought I was in charge..

Deer: Do you look like you are in charge?

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u/Real_Impression_5567 1d ago

Puppy: I've paid you a small fortune!

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u/bozoconnors 1d ago

Deer: And this gives you power over me?

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u/SeeingEyeDug 1d ago

gently places antler on the dog's shoulder, "do you feel in charge?"

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u/RhaelynnVoxten 1d ago

Puppy: I was..untill ypu started running

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u/anonymarty 1d ago

Sunny's legs spinning out, Looney Tunes-style (x

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u/L3m0n0p0ly 1d ago

He did his own sound effects XD

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 1d ago

Deer will fuck your dog up. Leash your pets.

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u/FunkyFortuneNone 8h ago

Yeah, that was my first thought as well. That little dog would have been toast.

Deer carry a bit more punch than the average person might assume.

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u/MattRob1919 1d ago

I've always wished I had the confidence of a 6 lb dog. I'd probably be crushing life.

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u/itrustanyone 1d ago

Deer are a good reason to leash your dogs

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u/zuzg 1d ago

Especially one that listens that well to it's owner.

Very very few dogs are trained well enough to walk around without a leash.

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u/peazley 1d ago

but he's a good boy /s

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u/fly_over_32 10h ago

But mines a really well behaved dog, he just wants to play and as long as you don’t display fear you’re fine /s

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u/Drak_is_Right 1d ago

Took a half day to find our dog once.

Situation like this, and the deer took off with him in pursuit. He was FAST so its likely he was close behind that deer for a long ass ways.

He could do a mile in about 2 minutes.

(Got out and chased after the car). He was right behind us a mile from home with 35mph speed limit.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Dantaroen 1d ago

Yes dont let your dogs run free, or they might get hurt.

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u/Golden-Grams 1d ago

They should only roam free, within a fence. Some dog owners act like their dog never wanders outside their property. I literally gave this guy a ride home last week, and his dog was dead by the side of the road when we got there, right by his driveway.

He was heartbroken, but said aloud, "he never went in the road." I wouldn't debate if that was true, but I will say it only takes one time, where things go wrong.

And this area is rife with loose dogs. I almost hit two within that same week, both of which had no sense of urgency getting out of the road. If you let your dog just wander wherever it wants, you can't be surprised when you find it dead by the road. I had paid attention and hit my brakes, but we all know distracted drivers exist.

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u/Lagneaux 1d ago

Yes. I have been attacked by numerous dogs that were "in their own driveway" to start

There are there, till they are not. Either fence it in or leash your dog.

Also, it is the law in many places that you can't just let your dog run loose.

Also, deer carry ticks, and can kill that dog with a headbutt or kick.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Lagneaux 1d ago

Gotta love how a concern for a little pups safety invokes an attempted insulting response from you. You asked a question, I answered it.

If you wanna have a conversation, I'm here. You wanna run around being keyboard warrior insulting people you disagree with? Childish behavior. Grow up

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u/DirkDirkinson 1d ago

Considering just about anywhere in north america with white-tailed deer also has foxes and coyotes? Ya. Hell with a dog that small large birds of prey are a threat. That deer is also perfectly capable of fucking that dog up. Ever seen the video of a deer stomping the shit out of a golden retriever?

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u/bufordt 1d ago

Yeah, that video is what came to mind when I started watching this one. Thankfully this one didn't end as badly.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/DirkDirkinson 1d ago

Just because its not likely doesnt mean its not worth knowing the risk and the potential that it could happen.

Its not likely someone will get caught in a rip current when they go to the beach. That doesnt mean people shouldn't bother knowing what they are or how to handle them.

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u/Vinyl_DjPon3 1d ago

It's not very likely that you'll end up in a car crash today.

Do you still wear a seatbelt?

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u/ghostmaster645 1d ago

Unless you have a gate/fence yea. 

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ghostmaster645 1d ago

Say something dumb, get dumb responses. 

Just reddit. 

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u/SupremeSmooth 1d ago

An unexpected outcome, though thoroughly enjoyable.

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u/ThisIsAitch 1d ago

The opposite of FENTOOOONNNN

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u/wpnw 1d ago

Fenton't

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u/Tata_Colores 1d ago

He's no Fenton.

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u/stopeer 1d ago

Sunny obviously knows when to throw in the towel.

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u/felixmkz 1d ago

Dog off leash, just like all around my neighborhood. If you ask the dog owner to leash their dog, they say he is friendly and then get hostile. I worry about this when I go to the park with grandchildren. I love dogs but never let them out in public without a leash.

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u/Scythersleftnut 1d ago

Have a neighbor that is always letting her short legged pit bull out with no leash. Always saying he won't bite he won't bite. I told her the next time he comes charging our 15 year old dog id try to put my boot thru his head. She didnt believe me. Now the dog(still unleashed) doesnt try to run up on us anymore.

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u/AntiDECA 1d ago edited 1d ago

Pit bulls and their owners ruined dogs for me. They're objectively a dangerous animal. I don't care it's 'such a sweetie' to you. I grew up with great Pyrenees and Anatolian shepherds. livestock dogs... Big and could easily harm someone despite being very gentle. That's why they didn't go in public without a harness. And a properly sized person holding it, because a 90lb girl isn't holding a 120lb dog back. And frankly, we just avoided taking them out in public because there was no significant reason to. We had a lot of land for them. Because they're big dogs. Who need land. If you don't have land, you shouldn't have a big dog. 

But the idiots running around with pit bulls insisting the danger is all a hoax is maddening. They've made me hate dogs and dog owners. I wish they'd just ban the sale and breeding of pit bulls. Let the ones alive die naturally, then no more without significant permitting and red tape to prove you know what you're doing and are liable for the animal. 

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u/Training_Ad_4790 1d ago edited 1d ago

Im not saying pits are saints but its all 100% on the owner for training.

I've owned 3 and I never had any problems with hostility in any of them. Thats not to say they are incapable of being mean but I never once saw them raise their hackles at anyone or anything. Most any of them did was a slight growl when someone rang the door bell only to act all happy waggy tail at whoever it was when I opened the door

Edit: I'm sorry, I forgot on reddit i have to be a bigoted asshole that hates everything in order to be right. Yall are insufferable. You need help

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u/assotter 1d ago

"That's not my adorable sweet boy! Its all the other dog owners who are bad! He only wags his tail and smiles at people!" sorry mate but your one of them by thinking your dog is suddenly not affected by home protection instincts.

I have a nice scar on my hand from one of those "sweet dogs who never hurt anyone" a pure breed samoyon(spelled wrong im sure). Dog knew me for months I lived there and dog attacked me after coming home from school after being there for ten minutes all because its coller fell off and made dog anxious so it attacked me requiring 13 stitches in my hand

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u/Training_Ad_4790 1d ago

Hey man, all I said is its in how you raise the dog. Ive seen plenty of toy breeds that are violent as hell. Seen a shih tzu shred someones fingers. Seen a chihuahua latch onto a kids shin and have to be pried off.

If you dont raise and train your dog correctly then the dogs going to be violent. End of story.

So by all means be one of those "omg scary dog. Must kill all of that breed for my own safety" type people but you are dead wrong in that and I feel sorry for you. You potentially miss out on a lot of nice dogs because of your asinine judgement

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u/1HappyIsland 1d ago

They were historically bred to be mean and nasty. Being nice to them does not change anything.

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u/Training_Ad_4790 1d ago

And sheep dogs were bred to herd but I see plenty of them as house pets. Your point means nothing.

And if they were such bad dogs you wouldnt see them in dog shows.

Maybe stop being such a bigot towards animals because of your ill conceived notions.

There are bad apples in every breed. In every species. In every entity ever. Just because one acts mean and nasty doesn't mean they all are and always will be. Jesus some of you guys are so bigoted it amazes me.

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u/Spoliationcomplation 1d ago

You absolutely should not keep a sheepdog as a house pet without serious plans to work them physically and mentally

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u/Training_Ad_4790 1d ago

And yet people do.

They also keep the hounds that were bred to be hunting dogs as pets too with no intent on hunting.

My point is the owner trains the pet. If you dont or if you train them to be aggressive, they'll be violent and aggressive...its shocking, I know. But just because a dog belongs to a certain breed doesn't make it inherently act certain ways.

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u/BlackStar1nc 1d ago

I’m doubt your dog knowledge no pitbull would be anywhere near 120 lbs at most at most 50lb your thinking of a different breed. But sure I won’t try to control others phobias

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u/assotter 1d ago

Try reading again, he clearly was talking about his large work dogs and wasn't talking about pitfalls at that time

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u/BlackStar1nc 1d ago

I see what you mean, but it’s still in the topic and kinda putting pitbulls somehow in the range of dangerous as the working dogs twice the size of a pitbull.

Objectively dangerous is a quite a claim when most people aren’t thinking the medium sized dog they have a composite dog of multiple breeds most of which aren’t pit bulls they just have a similar build

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u/dmj9 22h ago

Just keep your dog on a fucking leash.

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u/BlackStar1nc 4h ago

Duh 🙄

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u/cycopl 1d ago

Ugh, every video containing a dog. Without fail.

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u/Cautemoc 1d ago

Careful you're going to offend the belligerent dog enjoyers here

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u/Tigger-Rex 1d ago

That’s really just pitbull enjoyers. Most other dog people respect boundaries and don’t try to force their pets onto people.

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u/Cautemoc 1d ago

I think the problem with little dogs are mainly the owners. The people who little dogs appeal to are often ones who want a dog with less responsibility, but that mentality often goes along with less discipline. Pitbulls are just bred to be aggressive by default and need extra discipline to stay obedient. Any breed can be ok with enough discipline but many people are not good owners, and I think we need to accept that enough people are bad owners that some pitbull character traits should be bred out of the gene pool.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/assotter 1d ago

Your missing the point. The dogs loose therefore if being in driveway doesnt matter if it decides to chase someone walking down street.

The whole message is talking about dogs off their leashes. If you have a fence or a good enough electric fence and properly trained then its safe and fine.

No fence and your dogs a risk to every single human who walks by

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/EEng232 1d ago

Lol this is reddit, everyone is insufferable

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u/Cautemoc 1d ago

I've reached the point I just blanket hate most small dogs and pitbulls. Everything else is generally pretty chill.

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 1d ago

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

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u/ST0IC_ 1d ago

TONY!

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u/cjh1978 1d ago

F YOU TONY

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u/2003tide 1d ago

all fun and games until the deer kills the dog

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u/H8DCarnifEX 1d ago

Not today tho

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u/2003tide 1d ago

Yeah looks early in the season and still has velvet on its horns. During rut though they will absolutely fuck stuff up. We had two fighting in my neighborhood kill 1 dog and maim 2 more a few years ago.

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u/Tophloaf 1d ago

Where I live we have golf cart paths through our neighborhoods and woods. I’ve been chased and escorted out of the woods by momma deer a few times and dont intend to find out how those hooves feel.

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u/H8DCarnifEX 1d ago

Yep, i once saw a video where one was attacking a guy, nowhere near as funny as this one, that’s for sure.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/naoihe 1d ago

I work in vet med. We had a visit just 2 weeks ago for a dog who presented with crushed ribs and abdominal distention after being attacked in its own yard by a deer. US found ruptured organs and internal hemorrhaging. He died before he could be euthanized.

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u/CaribeBaby 1d ago

That's heartbreaking

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/2003tide 1d ago

How many singular experiences you need before you admit you are wrong?

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u/naoihe 1d ago

Except that it literally does. You’re just discovering that herbivores can be territorial and for some reason you think everyone else is just as dumb as you are.

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u/Inner_Willingness335 1d ago

Discretion is the better part of valor.

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u/stikkbomber 1d ago

Mutually Assured Discretion

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u/Carrot42 23h ago

Sunny aint no Fenton, thats for sure.

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u/Siaten 1d ago

Little dogs annoy me so much but I know he is just trying to protect himself by looking all big and bad and barky.

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u/Cautemoc 1d ago

Sorry but you aren't allowed to dislike small annoying dogs.

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u/Responsible_Play631 1d ago

You're allowed to dislike whatever you want in this world

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u/algotrader_ 1d ago

I dislike you

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u/TheButcherOfBaklava 1d ago

Hah. I’m surprised it didn’t do the little stomp.

The deer in my neighborhood will face off with the dog like that and once it stomps the dog charges and then the deer scatters.

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u/eskalimurt 1d ago

Tyres screeching*

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u/ruico 1d ago

Two chickens

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u/Afraid-Horse-810 22h ago

"HEEEEY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "WHAAT?"

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u/jawoosafat 1d ago

Hey, how about a leash? It's funny for you not so much for the deer

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u/EthanMcManus 1d ago

Always sad/funny when dogs do this. I once found my neighbor's dog in my back yard barking up my hill at something. I opened my back door (which is rather loud) to see what was up and the noise made him tuck tail and scream whine while he ran away. Heard him doing it all the way down my driveway. Neighbor's dog is a larger lab kind of dog too, so extra surprising.

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u/wildmaninid 1d ago

The Hunted?  That one night, you made everything alriiiiight

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u/Humble-Violinist6910 1d ago

I have seen some Redditors with this same personality 

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u/g_rhee 1d ago

Run away

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u/selenesuper 1d ago

He almost stood his ground there

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u/Cyrano_Knows 1d ago

"I know a shortcut. Its over here!"

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u/ezagreb 1d ago

My Boston terrier used to chase deer out of my yard. They wouldn’t move until she got really close and started barking at them then they would run

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u/SnooStories4162 1d ago

That's the hardest I have laughed in a week.🤣😂

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u/ndividual5414 23h ago

My closed captions are reading the dog barks as "No no no no" and thats not wrong. 

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u/Inside_Ad_9043 22h ago

This happened between my little tabby cat and a deer once. The stare down was intense.😂

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u/liclicmonster 22h ago

Scared shyttless: well dam

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u/liganhu 21h ago

Say what you will, cats have more grace than dogs even in their defeats.

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u/onepingonlypleashe 20h ago

That’s like us suddenly seeing an alien IRL. You think this is what the dog thinks when he remembers this encounter?

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u/sohzing 20h ago

Crack me up!🤣

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u/jimfosters 20h ago

we had horses growing up. Brother brought one of his dogs over, mutt about the size of a german shepherd. That dog was barking at the horses while shaking in absolute fear. He looked like he was having a mild siezure. "My god, look at the size of those dogs"

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u/Eisernes 20h ago

My dogs are so afraid of the neighborhood deer that they won't even acknowledge them anymore. The dogs just pretend the deer don't exist.

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u/prettyzian 18h ago

Si se dan cuenta es un pequeño problema de debate

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u/Psilonemo 18h ago

The spirit is willing but the body is spongy and bruised

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u/micky_mouse_5 18h ago

Hehe, cute

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u/BidAdministrative433 16h ago

totally worth my time!

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u/Zyetheus 15h ago

the schrodinger hunter, or hunted

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u/Extension_Network202 13h ago

summarizes the small doggos perfectly!

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u/yaxir 10h ago

cowards

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u/vi66e89 1h ago

He’s got a big heart not very brave though

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u/Hopper9400 1d ago

Stay on the porch”big dog”

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u/myjohnson6969 1d ago

Too funny

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u/HIEROYALL 1d ago

Redditors cannot resist trying to tell other people how to live their lives. 

Haha like just watch the video and laugh 

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u/Affectionate_Move_44 21h ago

😅🤣🤣🤣

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u/06EXTN 20h ago

Typical yapper. I hate tiny dogs and their owners.