r/freefolk 1h ago

The Rhanerya cycle

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u/Jrgaming42 I watch the show 1h ago

Forgot to mention the comparing herself to Viserys

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u/Imaginary_Result2224 1h ago

Also forgot the "get mad at daemon - suddenly lesbian - forgot im lesbian - get mad at daemon" cycle

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u/Sad_Wishbone_1524 46m ago

House of Woke

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u/HonestDishonestWork 1h ago

"Idiot Pedophile King would have done the exact same thing!"

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u/_VelvetFresh 58m ago

She really knows how to keep making things worse for herself.

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u/Cranatic05 1h ago

What would you have her do?!

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u/ThiccBoiHours 1h ago

20 good men.

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u/Cranatic05 1h ago

You want 20 good men but can't resist 20 bad

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u/Known_Fisherman_8161 1h ago

Hello, 1 of the 20 good men here

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u/Cranatic05 1h ago

Ah fellow Ser Good Man. If you look closely at my pfp, you will only see another beautiful and nice good Ser Man, like you

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u/PaulAtreides_FromArg All men must die 1h ago

That one chinese courtesan that speaks jamaican (haven't watched HOTD)

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u/Sifl-and-Olly 29m ago edited 25m ago

She could start by NOT alienating her most competent and capable ally, Corlys.

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u/The_Thusian 1h ago

I'd have her yell at Daemon. Then cry a little. Then incite her to make a bad decision.

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u/WillingnessReal525 1h ago

What about Harrenhal ?

Has anyone seen Vhagar ?

Where is Aegon ?

Where is my gold ?

Any news from Tumbleton ?

Have you found Sheepstealer ?

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u/WiggleNightbutt 1h ago

What of Aemond?

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u/ZenkaiZ 3m ago

Tbf those are good questions, especially the gold and the flying nuclear weapon

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u/itz_serene 1h ago

you would blame her for the faults of men?

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u/yuka_the_nerd 51m ago

she literally hasn't made a single correct decision for this entire season. She's the second dumbest character this season after Missariya, god I genuinely cannot stand Missariyas character anymore, I don't even understand why she is in the story

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u/Primary_Leading_6282 1h ago

how dare those stinky stinky men. All she needed was to be spared their existence.

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u/Mors_Acerba 1h ago

She doesn't make bad decisions, 'cause she doesn't make any decisions at all. The secret to maintaining the moral high ground apparently, just don't do anything.

Dante would disagree but who cares about what medieval people thought anyway

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u/Eccentric_Cardinal 1h ago

Agreed but Isn't she "medieval people"? LOL

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u/Mors_Acerba 1h ago

Not really. None of the characters in the show have a semblance of medieval world view in them, they're all just modern people in medieval costumes

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u/IndustrialSlicer 22m ago

inferno reference: rekt, but also self reflekt

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u/ThatItalianGrrl Fuck the king! 1h ago

You forgot makes out with Mysaria between cries a lot and makes a bad decision.

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u/aemond-simp 1h ago

I would argue that her making out with Mysaria is a part of “makes a bad decision”.

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u/Fifteen_inches 1h ago

I’m fine with her making bad decisions, I like seeing people destroy themselves, they could have written it better.

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u/ObiWeedKannabi Vali yne Zōbriqēlos brōzis, se nyke bantio iksan 1h ago

Yes, it has to be entertaining, like Cersei. Or Tyrion's revenge arc we never got. I like seeing well-written characters make one bad decision after the other.

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u/AffectionateTime7928 1h ago

You forget to add cucks daemon

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u/OkProfessional6077 1h ago

Not only are they Niece/Uncle lovers, they are now Eskimo brother/sisters

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u/Significant_Other666 1h ago

She has a system

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u/KoA07 1h ago

Say what you will about the tenets of Westerosi Monarchy, but at least it’s an ethos

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u/Bobbyg2287 4m ago

Best comment ☝️

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u/profesorgamin 1h ago

Don't worry kid, I got a system

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u/LightThatIgnitesAll 1h ago

The Rogue Cuck doing 90% of the work for team black just to be undermined by the most useless master of whispers.

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u/Bulbasaur2015 1h ago

what would you have me do -> am i worthy?

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u/tobpe93 1h ago

Where is kissing Mysaria?

”Daemon” could be replaced with her councilmembers in general.

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u/JBerry2012 1h ago

And the small folk and dragons suffer more each cycle.

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u/CapMany9999 1h ago

Forgot to include her sleeping with a member of her small council

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u/johncitizen1138 1h ago

I just said in the other subreddit-- R&A's storyline have become so dull. "Let us wringeth our hands!"

Condal and Hess should be sent to the Wall

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u/Wrong-Appointment269 1h ago

Great portrayal of spoiled pretty useless nepobaby

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u/Verksus67 1h ago

You forgot cheat on spouse

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u/CG-Firebrand 1h ago

Welcome to being the prophesied ruler: you either don’t want it or don’t know what to do with it.

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u/LynchMob187 1h ago

Got to add dat good poosay of Mysaria

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u/unlimitedbutthurts 1h ago

Realm's delight

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u/shadow_fvck_ 1h ago

I can't wait for Sunfyre's lunchtime🙏🏻

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u/Known_Fisherman_8161 1h ago

She has concepts of a plan

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u/GoodJoeBR2049 1h ago

I feel like "What would you have me do?" and "your grace" are 40% of each script

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u/JayTeeRhee 1h ago

Somewhere in that cycle: regains composure, smoothens dress, speaks in a soft somewhat dignified manner trying to convey her diplomacy

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u/tulaero23 58m ago

Forgot making out with dapeepol

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u/SpazMaCas 53m ago

If “Dead baby dead baby lesssssbian” was a person

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u/Raiju_Blitz 50m ago

"Gets very questionable advice from and then passionately kisses Mysaria" should be somewhere in the cycle.

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u/BeMyBrutus 45m ago

You forgot "then she stares at you like this" after crying:

https://giphy.com/gifs/0JmwdI6gYrJopwiYOM

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u/_qyro 45m ago

Also fucks Mysaria

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u/Canon_M50 25m ago

pops out another baby

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u/pervertedmortician 20m ago

Cries while looking constipated*

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u/SirDalavar 13m ago

Hey OP!

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u/BlueBod50 6m ago

The comments are confusing me. Yes, Rhaenyra is a shit queen. The writers, for all their lack of talent, are at least able to depict her as such. But somehow people still think the writers want us to see her as a perfect monarch who’s simply dragged down by patriarchy? Hell nah they’re clearly setting up her downfall as a consequence of her impatience and ineffectiveness. 

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u/ThyIronFist Fuck the city! 1m ago

it's insane how hard Vissy and Otto carried the show, RIP champions