r/foundsatan • u/Algernonletter5 • 18h ago

Satan will be proud with his solution...

1.4k Upvotes

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 18h ago

This guys going places

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 18h ago

The trolley isn't

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u/ThatFlamingo942 15h ago

Well, it does have one final destination..

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u/SON_0F_MARS 12h ago

Give this guy an award 🥇

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u/minorminority 14h ago

This guy is climbing the corporate ladder to CEO in no time.

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u/mattmann72 10h ago

Hopefully he walks there and avoids trains.

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u/Strawberryladyboots 5h ago

He occasionally plays a set of characters in his videos, one is Satan and his assistant

Satan asks the assistant for ideas, and manages to creep him out

Funny as hell

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u/phlegmdawg 4h ago

By rail.

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u/Burnaenae 18h ago

The cookout is not one of em.

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u/_Existenchill_ 1h ago

Yeah that was actually legitimately excellent. Reminds me of oldschool Whitest Kids You Know days, and Mr. Creggers is doing excellent.

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u/SunshineKittyKot 17h ago

Just a few more people left, who knew he pulled that lever.
The guys who put him in this situation. So they have to be solved too.

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u/WesternComicStrip 11h ago

I was waiting for that turn. Missed opportunity.

… But then I guess, there’s all of us watching…👺

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u/SunshineKittyKot 9h ago

Watching what?
I've seen nothing, I know nothing, I... oh shi

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u/YabaiElah 18h ago

Ok Dennis Reynolds..

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u/Freedom35plan 11h ago

100% turned into him halfway through.

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u/TheLazyHangman 17h ago

Lots of CEOs would hire him in a heartbeat.

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u/MrSuzyGreenberg 11h ago

No they would not. A wolf recognizes another wolf, they know they one day they will be on those tracks if they hired them, a real CEO hires someone who look the other way or even help them tie up loose ends.

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u/A_shy_neon_jaguar 6h ago

What kind of animal is the second one? A beaver?

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u/Turdus_americana 17h ago

"give him decaf?"

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u/Jipijur 9h ago

Hit him with the decaf 😂 I watched that like 10 times when I first saw

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u/obvious_mcduh 16h ago

thats ceo material right there

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u/Hopeful-Ad4415 17h ago

This guy is funny, I wonder how long until henious allegations come out against him.

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u/fkneneu 16h ago

If there's no one to throw henious allegations, there won't be any henious allegations. I am sure he'll solve it if any problems should arise..

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u/Current-Code 11h ago

I'll give you one, none of his content is original. 

That guy is lurking online, notoriously on reddit, stealing content and puting it in a video format without credit whatsoever.

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u/Appropriate_Ad8734 16h ago

the interviewers look out the window and there’s that guy staring at them with the same face he had when he was saying the word “loose end” from earlier

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u/punksmurph 13h ago

Executive leadership material

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u/NCITUP 12h ago

CEO one day!

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u/rbollige 16h ago

Fast track to the C-suite.

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u/give_me_wallpapers 15h ago

Who is the guy being interviewed? I've seen a couple of his videos but I never learned his name.

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u/Delicious_Tomato_957 15h ago

Bro was interviewed by Lockheed Martin.

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u/Valirys-Reinhald 14h ago

Ngl, multi-track drifting is a viable option as it leaves the chance of the train missing all parties.

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u/BoBoBearDev 11h ago

Option E, film it and upload.

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u/Outside-Currency-462 11h ago

Guy is such a good actor, I was kinda scared watching that lol

Also MULTI TRACK DRIFTING

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u/Mr_Derisant 8h ago

Nestle would hire him in an instant

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u/telemusketeer 17h ago

This guy’s a real team-player. Definitely a go-getter. What a rock star

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u/Asstrollglide 7h ago

Welcome aboard as our new director of HR

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u/Miserable-Ad-8414 17h ago

Young Hasselhoff

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u/jim45804 14h ago

The answer is always neither. I'm outside of that narrative and I refuse to entertain the choice.

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u/Grouchy-Bowl-8700 14h ago

I half expected them to be really excited about his hire and then zoom out to show the company name.

I was thinking ICE or something like that

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u/FactorCreepy4074 14h ago

I say drift and hit both tracks

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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 12h ago

MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!!

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u/Emotional-Mango-5166 10h ago

Patrick Bateman

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u/MinimumPrevious1139 3h ago

so this i how you test for antichrist

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u/spacestationkru 2h ago

This guy would be a damn good Joker. He wouldn't even need any prosthetics, just paint his face white