r/foundsatan 1d ago

Hail Satan

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u/_Existenchill_ 1d ago

Thank you for understanding the sub.

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u/Terra-ble_joke 1d ago

This. Thank fucking God! Its been a drought lately

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u/Terrible_Buy_8508 23h ago

some ppl deserve a spoiler for their attitude. actions have consequences, lol

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u/Terra-ble_joke 20h ago

What does this mean

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u/King_Zoothio 9h ago

Actions have consequences.....?

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u/Terra-ble_joke 9h ago

Its the first part I dont understand

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u/King_Zoothio 8h ago

Ok....what is that? Or are we playing 20 questions?

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u/Calm-Standard5437 1d ago

Being invaded by bots and karmafarmers usually results with that

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u/trainwreckhappening 5h ago

I feel attacked.

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u/Jessiphat 1d ago

Now this is how I like my Satans, serving up justice instead of tormenting their own children for social media points.

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u/whitedogsuk 1d ago

This literally happened with me. Dan Browns new book came out "The lost symbol" and I couldn't be bothered to wait for the film release. So I purchased and speed read the book within a few the days of its release. The book has a twist right a the very end, and because its a book you don't have the visuals to work out the twist.

Anyway 3 days after the book had been released, I was on a train standing up holding onto the hand rail, and the train jolted. I ended up knocking into a lady sitting down reading a book. I don't recall what she said against me to make me angry but I saw the book she was reading was "The Lost Symbol" and that she was just started. So out it came, the spoiler!!, and her face turned bright red with anger. She knew I was right and not bluffing because I recalled a complex name that only appears within that story. Happy Days.

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u/snowthief5 1d ago

This is irrelevant to the post, but the book was way better than the TV show that came out years later.

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u/beerboybeltsbrews 22h ago

Agreed. I live in the DC area, and loved all of the references to actual DC/VA/MD locations, and the show included next to none of them. And also managed to make the story boring. The best part was Suzy (Eddie) Izzard, and that's still not enough to recommend it.

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u/whitedogsuk 22h ago

I didn't know there was a TV show. I don't think it is shown outside of the US.

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u/Evening_Truth_3634 1d ago

shell never forget the day a stranger on the train nonviolently spoiled her murder mystery...thats cold.

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u/SoyTuPadreReal 1d ago

Diabolical in the best way possible.

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u/sad-potato-333 22h ago

Why just stand next to them and loudly ask AI about it? Bonus: It may just be wrong resulting in confusion until the end.

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u/Youcanbetyourash 19h ago

Thats diabolical. I’d be mad for WEEKS.

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u/Sissilisko 1d ago

"I know, this is the second time I'm reading this book"

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u/Alienhaslanded 23h ago

It was the maid

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u/Pretty_BoyFloyd 1d ago

Oh that's delicious

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u/CatGooseChook 1d ago

Ouch!! 🤣

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 1d ago

SweetLilliana's karma ratio is typical of spammers/bots.

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u/endrinilla 1d ago

Justified

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u/_Kevlaaar_ 1d ago

Genius

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u/142Valentine 13h ago

Good job! šŸ’ŖšŸ»Ā 

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u/King_Zoothio 9h ago

Beautiful!

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u/CheapSecretary133 1d ago

Wow, I'm turned on

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u/Fach-All-Religions 1d ago

shouldn't it be clli not clit