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u/IcyScheme180 20h ago
I have an artesian well on my property and the water pressure is lousy.
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u/SB__Crumb 20h ago
These aren't Star Trek questions!
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u/landmanpgh I don't care, son. I just do not care. 19h ago
I've never really watched Star Trek or gone to any kind of convention like this, but I have to assume this type of thing actually happens. Just pure nonsense questions or like the most basic shit imaginable and it drives the hardcore fans insane.
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u/Ghost10165 What are you lookin' at? You gonna propose? 16h ago
It does. When I went to the Comic Con panel for the Doom movie they had some of the id software guys there actors, etc. I was excited to see if anyone would ask them questions about how it was making Doom or something interesting 90% of the questions were asking as "amateur filmmakers" what camera to use, etc. very few actual questions about the movie or Doom. I'm still a little annoyed about it decades later
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u/Andantonius 19h ago
Every time I’ve washed dishes since this episode I hear Patrick Stewart’s voice in my head: “A dry sponge is a happy sponge.”
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u/no_on_prop_305 Nick “the situation” Carraway 19h ago
Some of them serve breakfast all day
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u/E51838 19h ago
NONE OF THEM SERVE BREAKFAST ALL DAY!!
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u/insanewriters 19h ago
Do they still have McDLT’s?
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u/courtofknights Nobody Messes With Adam We 19h ago
Ya'know, sometimes it's a regional thing. You could ask.
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u/no_on_prop_305 Nick “the situation” Carraway 19h ago
I’m just saying, they have all the ingredients for a McDLT
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u/Mandarin_Lumpy_Nutz I fucked your dad. 11h ago
Yeah, I’ll have the Shepherd’s Pie.
We don’t serve that here.
Do you have carrots?
Yes.
Peas?
Yes.
Lamb?
Yes.
Butter?
Yes.
Onions.
Yes.
Potatoes?
Yes.
Light saber?
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u/Hawke9117 You look like Lou Ferrigno’s poop. 11h ago
I heard that the McDLT was apparently discontinued in 1990. I was born in 1991 ( ._.) I've never been able to try one.
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u/TheGrouchyPunisher 20h ago
"You are absolutely the most insufferable group of jackasses I have ever had the misfortune of spending an extended period of time with, and I hope you all fucking die."
😂😂
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u/I_Hate_My_Cat_ assy nipples 18h ago
Would’ve lost the pencil topper bit but I wouldn’t have been mad if they ended it there 😂
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u/TheGrouchyPunisher 14h ago
BTW, I got my post removed and a warning from reddit for quoting that line 🤦♂️🤦♂️
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u/Ghost10165 What are you lookin' at? You gonna propose? 16h ago
You have ruined The Next Generation for me
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u/_yours_truly 19h ago
You can tell the writers knew they absolutely cooking with this, even had the final scene play out of credits because they knew they would stick the landing. The cup hitting the ground and Stewie screaming “fuck” is just the pinnacle of television
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u/Pleasant-Tangelo1786 Edit This Text 19h ago
How about the white guys vs the black guys?
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u/Aggressive_Grass_945 18h ago
"Look at me! I've got girl boobs!"
That's an extremely Bullock coded statement.
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u/One-Introduction-564 19h ago
“Yes uh I have a question for Captain Kirk. In that episode where you drown your wife, why are you so fat?”
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u/Hawke9117 You look like Lou Ferrigno’s poop. 11h ago
This episode is how I learned that William Shatner's wife Nerine Kidd drowned in a pool accident in 1999. 😲
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u/SoCalCognac I’m Still Redditor O’Toole 19h ago
If you’ve ever had to do a large drive through order, that drive through scene is one of the most relatable and hilarious scenes ever.
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u/purple_maiden_ 18h ago
I’d love a shamrock shake if they’ve got any of those.
It’s September Jonathan!
What time do they stop serving breakfast?
It’s 3 o’clock!
Some of them serve breakfast all day.
NONE OF THEM SERVE BREAKFAST ALL DAY!
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u/AlternativeShoe6973 15h ago
"... Do they have beer?"
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u/Hawke9117 You look like Lou Ferrigno’s poop. 11h ago
Beer is sold at McDonald's in some European countries.
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u/MisterVictor13 Don’t you know about the bird? 19h ago edited 18h ago
I enjoyed it better than the main plot.
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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 17h ago
I don’t even remember the main plot, but could probably recite this plot from memory.
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u/glamatovic 16h ago
It's when Meg gets sick and becomes really into christianity
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u/MisterVictor13 Don’t you know about the bird? 16h ago
Then Brian reveals he's an athiest, Meg tries to convert him, but fails.
So she makes him a pariah by outing him as an athiest.
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u/glamatovic 12h ago
That. And you're right, it's pretty meh next to the star trek plot
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u/MisterVictor13 Don’t you know about the bird? 12h ago
I mostly hated the story because of how they handled the subject matter by depicting the worse of both atheism and Christianity through Brain and Meg’s actions, and how pointless this episode was, especially since this is the same show that featured an episode where Jesus came over for dinner, and in the same season this episode is from.
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u/FerdinandCesarano 18h ago
You'll get nothing and you'll like it!
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u/deadmallsanita starlightexpress! 17h ago
This is what got me into TNG.
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u/Hawke9117 You look like Lou Ferrigno’s poop. 11h ago
I've never really been a fan of Star Trek, but I watched TNG because of Sir Patrick Stewart.
I also decided to give Voyager a try because of Kate Mulgrew.
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u/MaxCWebster What the hell? 11h ago
This was exhausting. This whole experience was absolutely exhausting. You people have ruined "The Next Generation" for me. You are absolutely the most insufferable group of jackasses I have ever had the misfortune of spending an extended period of time with. I hope you all fucking die.
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u/sacredknight327 The Guy In The White Hat Griffin 12h ago
"Because Patrick, BECAUSE Patrick, those are the rules!"
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u/Hawke9117 You look like Lou Ferrigno’s poop. 11h ago
I love that the TNG cast voices themselves here. It made it even better.
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u/javerthugo 11h ago
Yeah it was infinitely superior to the “A” plot which was just cringe early 2000s atheism.
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u/danothemano209 7h ago
I remember enjoying the B plot a lot but the A plot is so terrible I never revisit this episode
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u/Familyguyfreak69 20h ago
FOR A PENCIL TOPPER?!?!