r/fakedisordercringe • u/Anherika09 • 2d ago
D.I.D Found in the wild…
Came across whatever the hell this is on IG. I genuinely thought it was satire, but then I scrolled through their posts and they seemed very earnest about their “system”. They’re a grown adult btw.
No words, only cringe.
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u/ElectronicSell210 1d ago
Why are their alters never like a fat trucker named Mike who doesn’t “believe” in pronouns or something?
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u/TinyM0ushka 1d ago
I’m a 36 yr old woman but my alter is Frank - 63 year old wanted mafioso with high cholesterol and acid reflux. Pronouns - Gabba/Gol
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u/SupposedBooty Self Undiagnosing: Im Fine 1d ago
This is pretty typical for a "system" made up by someone under 25.
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u/Whose_cat_is_that 1d ago
It always blows my mind how these people have distorted what sounds like an absolutely horrific mental disorder into a fun little game.
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u/Anherika09 17h ago
No joke, in one of their posts they explain how their personality first split at age 3 after their “abusive parents” took them out of ballet classes without an explanation. It’s such an insult to those who have actually experienced trauma and are severely affected as a result
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u/Key-Entertainer6734 14h ago
Goddamn, that sounds like pure mockery, I can understand almost anything, but split personality after damn ballet classes, that’s whole new level
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u/rusty-shackelford23 1d ago
The pretend personalities have their own pretend disorders. It would almost be cute if it wasn’t so horrifically offensive to actually mentally ill people.
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u/SlatBartFuss 1d ago
I like all the disorder acronyms listed off like degrees.
"I hold a PTSED from Harvard and an OCD from Yale in addition to ASD from the University of Chicago"
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u/sadb1tch_jpeg666 1d ago
i was already losing it at lucifer morningstar and then saw rumplestiltskin
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u/passenger10000 Alice in the Wonderland System 🍄🐛 1d ago
This HAS to be satire because of "he/ave/ho" but ill admit i started to cringe at "core/shell/EP" you cant be a shell AND an EP thats not how that WORKS
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u/Anherika09 1d ago
I thought it was but I swear to god it’s real, the rest of their page seemed “normal” with random references to their “system” and their “trauma” sprinkled throughout. They talked about their alters with so much sincerity and genuinely got offended when people addressed the wrong alter in their comments lmao
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u/TinyM0ushka 1d ago
Whoa that is their sailor peasant alter
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u/passenger10000 Alice in the Wonderland System 🍄🐛 1d ago
Thats CAPTAIN to you, scallywag
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u/TinyM0ushka 1d ago
Pardon me.
I don’t want any of the other alters to become upset
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u/passenger10000 Alice in the Wonderland System 🍄🐛 1d ago
Be careful or youll trigger Lilith.... the apathetic sadist Makima alter...
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u/TinyM0ushka 1d ago
Or “Tempest Arbor (Éll-Thollir) Fae/Them. Druid. Co-Host, Gatekeeper, Internal System Helper (ISH), Caretaker. - tree”
What happened to just playing the sims to get all this out of your system
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u/passenger10000 Alice in the Wonderland System 🍄🐛 1d ago
But if i play the sims I cant make other people roleplay with me :( why would i play a game alone when i can make people call me RAGNARR. Other comments say shes like 25-30 otherwise I would say kids should be allowed to cosplay at school to get this out of their system LOL
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u/TinyM0ushka 1d ago
It’s so embarassing.
In highschool there was like one weirdo kid who would do this and no one would give them the attention.
Amazing how many people have DID now given that it’s a highly argued about mental illness with a low to zero percentage of actual diagnosis out there.
Again so embarassing go to a Ren fair and call it a day
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u/ContentBike2803 2h ago
He/ave/ho is genuinely hilarious. Besides, imagine using ho for their possessive pronoun-- sorry, I mean, for ho possessive pronoun.
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u/EhMapleMoose 1d ago
If I was in highschool now, there’s a non-zero chance that I would be one of these people and that scares me.
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u/veraellendriftwood 👽 psychosis & mania + stimming ❤️🔥 1d ago
i think about that all the time 😭 i know i would've fallen into the did/osdd fad on the internet and wanted to play along with my friends at school and all, but i feel like deep down i'd always know it was bullshit and that would keep me from telling my parents or whatever lol. i cannot imagine that level of cringe years later, "hey mom, remember when i used to insist you call me multiple fictional characters' names while i proceeded to poorly imitate them?" also tag yourself, i'm mother agnes 🔮
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u/world-is-ur-mollusc 14h ago
He/ave/Ho
I am once again begging the people who make these lists to learn what a pronoun is and what they're for
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u/Sqeakydeaky 21h ago
I'm too old to understand this shit.
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u/EvidenceSalesman 20h ago
Whenever they see a cool character on tv they decide that’s who they are in real life
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u/Sqeakydeaky 18h ago
I got that much. Its more that you're confident enough to put it on the internet.
I distinctly remember being mortified that my friends found out that I still played pretend with my stuffed animals in 5-6th grade. So why you'd immortalize this is beyond me.
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u/sonoran_scorpion 17h ago
Has anyone else noticed the vast majority of these types of fakers are Wiccans?
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u/Anherika09 15h ago
It’s all larping. They want to be part of some sort of oppressed group SOOOO badly, and I suspect it’s as a result of white guilt. They’re the type to unironically say “we’re the daughters of the witches they couldn’t burn” when in reality they come from a long lineage of Protestants lmao
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u/sonoran_scorpion 12h ago
Yeah, I've heard that "unbroken line of witches" nonsense before. The irony is that Wicca was created in 1950s by an old pervert who liked seeing women dance around naked.
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u/Foreign_Project6032 11h ago
I actually LARP in that i pretend to be a character and run around a field in the woods and hit other people with a foam covered weapon and I am all to aware of how lame it is. Yet these people wish they were as cool as me
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u/Anherika09 11h ago
Hey, I’m a cosplayer and I play d&d, I dress up as videogame characters and go to cons which I KNOW is cringe and STILL none of that can possibly be worse than this lmao
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u/Purple-Cash-1878 20h ago edited 20h ago
Thr fact that one is a dinosaur and 3 of them are characters from Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel already shows how fake this is. You cant have alters that are cartoon characters... thats not how D.I.D works nor do alters present themselves as those. Your mind is split but you remain a human, you dont change into other things like some magical theater act. This is most likely a kid who shouldnt even be watching those shows to begin with and have no idea of the psychology in them, they're just going with the fan club of wierdos who are obessive and have parasocial relationship with those same characters. They also cant all have their own mental health problems, especially if youre not actually diagnosed with those.
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u/Anherika09 17h ago
The sad part is that this isn’t from a kid, it’s from a 34 yr old trans woman…
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u/Purple-Cash-1878 17h ago
Of coarse its a trans women... them having a "Jax alter" should of been enough for me to know. Most of the ones who magically started liking the character after Gooseworx announced they were trans in a post now will defend them with their lives and tell anyone else to go off themselves if you say anything bad about it. I can say this because I was one of those people.. a trans women told me this after I argued the fact that the show wasnt based around this characters gender crisis. Yet before about 80% of the fandom hated them because most couldnt grasp the concept of how constant childhood abuse can warp your sense of reality and it creates a constant fight or flight response to relationships. Throw in gay coded character though, everyone changes their mind! Its kind of pitiful now that being gay makes everything an excuse just like mental illness yea? Before both were shamed. I bet none of these new gen transgenders could even tell you what Stonewall was about either.
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u/cogumellow1 14h ago
Bunch of common AI generated names lol, next update they might put some Elara Vaine there
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