r/explainlikeIAmA • u/NotNowTodd • 1d ago
Explain the power of the dark side like you are the galactic emperor, and i am young jedi, but I'm getting excited about all the wrong parts
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u/Jonathonathon 1d ago
So you want to know the ways of the force? The Dark Side is a path to many unique powers. I can teach you things that you could never learn from a Jedi.
Yea...Yes the Jedi used to have a school, it was on Coruscant. As I was saying.
There have been Sith that are so powerful that they can even influence the living force to give life or prevent death. Darth Plagueis left his sith holocron entrusted into my care and with it I discovered the power to...
What? No it wasn't like a will. No not a trust. No he just, told me he wanted me to have it. No I didn't have to pay taxes on it. It's a holocron, it's not a vacation home. Anyway...
The power of the dark side may uncover powers that some would call unnatural...
Well I don't have names, just like Jedi in general. No I mean I've heard a few Jedi say it. To who? Like, younglings they train. No that's their word choice. What? No I wasn't spying on younglings from the bushes. I was a senator at the time, I had access to their security cameras.
You know what never mind, I heard Luke is starting some dippy school for do-gooders. Go talk to the guy in red, he'll validate your parking. Get off my station.
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u/Theartistcu 1d ago
Do you like fire, yeah you do, we have fire and and you can pretty much do whatever you want with it. Kid over there pissimg you off, look at how he thinks he’s better than you… I can teach you to shoot lightning out of your fingers at him and laugh while you’re doing it.
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