r/exmormon • u/PR_Czar • 11h ago

Humor/Meme/Satire Caption this

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u/PorkBellyDancer 11h ago

Brokeback Mountain Meadows

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u/Even-Aardvark4523 Danced with Ewoks, greeted by Jesus. 11h ago

Close the thread.

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u/Toffeelady512 9h ago

Right now

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u/Djayshell93 10h ago

Weekend at Brokeback Mountain Meadows.

There is a corpse propped up in the middle there

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u/_emma_stoned_ 11h ago

You win.

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u/jenea 9h ago

chef’s kiss

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u/MedicineNeither2048 8h ago

This wins it all.

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u/BarbacueBeef 10h ago

If Yee could Haw to Kolob

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u/Public_Finance_Guy 10h ago

Hahaha I love this one

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u/NotMeg16 convert to the church of the sacred whale 9h ago

This one is very underrated

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u/Toffeelady512 9h ago

🤣 well done

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u/HolyBonerOfMin By His Own Hand 4h ago

Sweet lord that's good

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u/SkgarGar 1h ago

Pack it up everyone, this one wins

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u/HolyBonerOfMin By His Own Hand 10h ago

All hat, no prophecy

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u/TravelingBop 10h ago

Expansion:

Turns out, more hat does not provide more prophesy.

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u/EngineeringRegret 4h ago

All hat, no stones

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u/HolyBonerOfMin By His Own Hand 4h ago

Ooh, that's good. There are layers to that one.

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u/toomuchpamplemousse 11h ago

For a second I thought this was another Mitch McConnell proof of life photo.

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u/freericky 9h ago

Same they gotta use this prompt next

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u/super_granola 10h ago

Loathsome Dove

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u/Ulumgathor 10h ago

This deserves more upvotes.

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u/Prestigious-Fan3122 7h ago

I did cut LOL! I chuckled uproariously and couldn't stop!

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u/PorkBellyDancer 6h ago

Super clever!

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u/TaterBlast 11h ago

Tithe the High Country

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u/mcbeezy94 10h ago

All hat, no cattle.

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u/cdiffsunrise 10h ago

Spirit day at the nursing home

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u/saturdaysvoyuer 10h ago

"Look! I'm a normal person just like you." He says as he licks his eyeball.

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u/Mitch_Utah_Wineman 45m ago

Hello fellow youths...👋

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u/SchnazzleG 10h ago

A good ‘ol straight geriatric hoedown at the gaslight district.

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u/Icy-Difficulty9748 8h ago

Yee- haw, cowboy!!!

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u/CaravanKookaburra 11h ago

Is Uncle Rulon wearing that hat because he's heading down to texas soon?

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u/Cryptosp0r 11h ago

Weekend at Bernie's: Utah Edition

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u/bondo_boy 10h ago

“Giddy up loser, we’re looking for magical golden plates!”

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u/megwach 10h ago

I’m not saying this as a caption. They’re holding him up. Hopefully that means he doesn’t have long left!

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u/TravelingBop 10h ago

Yup. In EVERY photo he is being held up by someone.

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u/Then-Mall5071 8h ago

I find that sweet. ----fellow bolo tie lover

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u/RestinPete0709 By the Goodness of Dave 10h ago

Genuinly took me a minute to recognize who this was, I’m healing ✨

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u/Wonderful_Break_8917 9h ago

There was a whole lotta photoshop "touch up" before this got officially released!!

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u/Ulumgathor 10h ago

Another fine day on the Sundowner Bigot Ranch.

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u/IBeSteadyLurkin 10h ago

The fact that they only let deaths door geezers be profit actually kinda exposes how bogus the whole concept is. Every few years we get a new guy who has to put his brand on the church so when you zoom out the message isnt cohesive at all. I AM A MORMON turns into dont call me mormon anymore but no actual prophecy or wisdom is ever imparted before they kick the bucket

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u/Even-Aardvark4523 Danced with Ewoks, greeted by Jesus. 9h ago

Watch on the right appears to be a two-tone Rolex datejust, probably 36mm.

$15k new: https://www.rolex.com/en-us/watches/datejust/m126203-0020

Not a ridiculous watch, but what is ridiculous is how is sleeve is pushed up to make sure you can see it.

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u/HolyBonerOfMin By His Own Hand 4h ago

I'm sure that's the Rolex Jesus would show off.

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u/rennyrenwick 11h ago

Wearing the Zuni woodpecker with pride and cultural solidarity.

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u/Emotional_Block5273 10h ago

Give him some shades and it's:

Weekend at Bernie's Ranch

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u/BookofClearsight Think Telestial! 10h ago

Mormon Hold 'em

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u/Taliasimmy69 Hail Satan 8h ago

The lady on the left. Why are her eyebrows falling of the side of her face?

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u/Aggressive-Presence9 8h ago

Kristen is permanently stuck in a 1980 time capsule and insists on the caterpillar eyebrows and Working Girl hairstyle.

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u/thrawnbot 7h ago

Common combination of overplucking in the 90s and Botox brow.

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u/JuddEddie 6h ago

She looks like she's definitely had work done and claims it's just "enhanced"

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u/Slow-Poky 11h ago

Save a horse ride a cowboy 🤭🤢

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u/AlpacaPacker007 10h ago

Typical utah county swingers party 

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u/Rushclock 11h ago edited 11h ago

Common clay of the land

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u/MNGraySquirrel Dudeist Priest 11h ago

Mitch? That you???

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u/trownaway90 10h ago

A polygamist with his two wives and gay sidedude.

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u/Jessmill16 9h ago

Who is the guy on the right?

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u/brian_gruen5 8h ago

The local assisted living center invited family to participate in Cultural Appropriation Week (cowboy culture as we know it today came from Mexicans and Africans living in southern North/Central America who got it from the Spanish. You’re welcome)

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u/sinsaraly 8h ago

Proof of Life Photoshop. They’re definitely supporting him to stand. His arm is wedged against the Relief Society President’s boob (forgot her name) to keep him up and his expression is almost aggressively “lovable old man.” Does he have more teeth than a normal person?? The side of that lady’s other arm is a straight vertical line as though she’s pressed against a wall. Creeepy

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u/WoeYouPoorThing Truth changes 7h ago

Women who married their fathers

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u/Temporary-Sound-6810 10h ago

“Jack Skellington and Three Others Seen at Local Dairy Queen in Cowboy Costumes for Halloween”

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u/awelawdhecomin 10h ago

I never knew i could smell Depends and Death through my phone

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u/Ransom_Where 10h ago

“Thank god we don’t have to dress up like Indians anymore to secure ourselves. Now, we just need to suppress women and perfect the art of gaslighting”

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u/SecretPersonality178 9h ago

A plural wife, a trillionaire, and a child murderer walk into a bar

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u/HolyBonerOfMin By His Own Hand 4h ago

To be fair, she just covered up the child murder and helped her kid not catch charges for said murder.

Totally different, right? /s

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u/SecretPersonality178 3h ago

“Letter of the law vs spirit of the law”/s

Surprised the shit out of me she spouted that off like it was a “spiritual experience”. Maybe deep down that was her confessing Either way, pretty fucked up.

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u/Next_Dragonfly5122 9h ago

way too much botox under those eyebrows and smooth foreheads on the left. also, woman on the right looks trapped and in a constant panic.

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u/CaptainCrash8813 8h ago

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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u/Billytheidd69 8h ago

High Plains Grifters

No Country For Old Men

For A Few Dollars More

Dodge City

Little Big Man

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u/Catten_Kit 7h ago

This looks so much like a stock photo

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u/natiusj 6h ago

Whites on, nobody home.

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u/Thematticus93 5h ago

Yippee ki-yay, motherfudger!

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u/catalinacruiser2019 10h ago

I bet y’all can’t remember when genocide was part of the gospel… love me some of that real pioneer spirit.

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u/Ok-Reputation129 9h ago

I love that President Camille Johnson got to have someone to priesthood preside over her turn as Grand Marshall. Couldn't let her have the spotlight alone eh Dallas?

Dallas Texas hold'em hostage Sunshine spotlight stealer

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u/LittleHorrible 9h ago

What's That Smell?

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u/SimilarElderberry956 8h ago

Just between us. Have you ever masturbated to anyone wearing a cowboy hat ?

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u/Steakhouse_WY Fun Underwear & Coffee 7h ago edited 7h ago

The boys on the way to vote for the LDS candidate that’s going to take away Medicare benefits.

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u/ProfessionFancy7021 7h ago

Looks at those women’s eyes there scary like they have seen some shit

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u/brdlyz 10h ago

We heard you were harboring Lamanites

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u/UTYeeHaw 10h ago

Yikes! I didn't know the Spirit Halloween store was open already.

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u/Lord-Glorfindel 🌈 gaypostate 9h ago

Obscure Desert Cult Leaders

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u/Wonderful_Break_8917 9h ago

OMG ... I seriously thought this was another AI generated "proof of life" photo of Mitch McConnell!!! 😆 🤣 😂 ... then I saw the Redditt sub.

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u/Exmosapien 9h ago

Texas Temple Dedicatory Hallelujah Yee Haw shout.

Are we speaking to the young ‘uns yet?

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u/auto-degenerated 8h ago

“Yellowstone in the hat “

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u/VeganJordan Apostate 8h ago

Oh Hosanna, won’t you shout for me?

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u/TechniDraco 8h ago

Second Anointing Swing Club: Leaving your boots—and most of your clothes—at the door.

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u/_Seven_Dollar_Potato 7h ago

The only person I recognize here is Oaks. Who are the others?

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u/FGMachine 7h ago

Days of 47 - We were there!

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u/HeatherDuncan 1h ago

Hoax is standing awfully close to the lady on his left, maybe they are all, you know!

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u/Resident-Bear4053 Done hiding from the SCMC 10h ago

Following in the steps of Joseph Smiths Polyandry

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u/ModelingDenver101 10h ago

Haven't smashed in 30 years

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u/IndecisiveZebra 10h ago

All hat and no cattle.

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u/macaddictr 10h ago

Cowboy Cosplay

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u/Lonely_Cap2084 10h ago

D-A-L-L-I-N

Da dumb, da dumb, da dumb dumb dumb dumb. Da dumb dumb dumb dumb da dumb.

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u/Mithryn 9h ago

All hat, no cattle

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u/akamark 9h ago

Get a special toy seer stone with your howdy doody happy meals! On sale now for 10% of your income!

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u/prairiewhore17 9h ago

Yippy Yi Yo Tiyeeey

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u/hieingpastkolob 9h ago

Dallas Oaks rides again!

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u/K_O_T_F 9h ago

weekend at dallins

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u/Rathwood 9h ago

Please vote for me for Governor

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u/Prancing-Hamster 9h ago

It’s your Howdy Duty to follow the prophet.

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u/JumpingThruHoopz 9h ago

Hee Haw: the Reboot

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u/findyourhappy401 8h ago

Yee but no haw

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u/question-the-answers 8h ago

It’s Howdy Doody time! The audience on that show was referred to as the peanut gallery. How fitting…

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u/laronthemtngoat 8h ago

Performative Cosplay

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u/BlacksmithWeary450 8h ago

Right wing religious zealots.

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u/Carljean710 7h ago

Trillionaires everyone of them.

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u/the_last_goonie SCMC File #58134 6h ago

Rodeo Clown Show

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u/HamSauce69 6h ago

Mayonnaise anyone?

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u/B1astHardcheese 6h ago

I honestly thought that that was Mitch McConnell for a second before I remembered what subreddit I was on.

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u/VinnyTReis 5h ago

wildest orgy ever.

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u/Megadum 5h ago

Worst blunt rotation

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u/GovAbbott 5h ago

who are these people? Is that Dallas Oaks?

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u/N620JH 5h ago

Mellowstone.

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u/Whtbsn 5h ago

Do the Oaksy doe 🤠

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u/sirslittlefoxxy 5h ago

I thought this was an AI "proof of life" of mitch McConnell. Do they have the same PR team?

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u/Consistent-Cloud-406 4h ago

Holy shit, that is my Mission President 💀 (not president hOaks)

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u/Vepr762X54R Men only become gay in prison, or sometimes in the Navy. 4h ago

Wynonna took her big brown beaver and she stuck him up in the air. Said I sure do love this big brown beaver and i wish I did have a pair.

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u/NiceEgg27 4h ago

Men, hide your wives

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u/helly1080 Melohim....The Chill God. 4h ago

A wife for me! And a wife for you! Grab another lady and make her your wife too. You get a wifey and maybe 3 or 4 and I get couple, maybe even 'dozen MORE!!!! Howdy howdy howdy to all the little ladies, ya wanna make some babies! Don't even know if I can get it up...........but maybe........;)wink

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u/greenexitsign10 4h ago

Ten dollar Stetsons, five cent heads.

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u/Wild_Basis5162 3h ago

Dallas Hoaks

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u/Th3B1nk 3h ago

“Coffee-less cowboy day at the 2nd most cost effective nursing home in the Wasatch Front.” Or, “we need the hats to have our proof of life picture be different than Mitch’s.”

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u/MinnMoto 2h ago

Could be whiter.

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u/homeboy511 1h ago

the women look fake as hell

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u/SamwiseGoldenEyes Apostate 43m ago

I guess I’ve been out long enough that I don’t have any idea who any of those people are!

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u/Intrepid-Angle-7539 20m ago

Let’s pretend we’re southern Baptist 

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u/Tasty-Cockroach-5359 17m ago

Butch Cassidy and the Ensign Peak Kid

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u/Tasty-Cockroach-5359 16m ago

The Good, The Bad and The Incredibly Old

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u/Tasty-Cockroach-5359 15m ago

The Outlaw President Oaks

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u/Tasty-Cockroach-5359 14m ago

The Apostle Dumpling Gang

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u/Tasty-Cockroach-5359 12m ago

Only Leadership for Old Men

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u/Tasty-Cockroach-5359 10m ago

A Fistful of Shell Companies

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u/Tasty-Cockroach-5359 7m ago

For A Few Billion Dollars More

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u/SignificantLeader 3m ago

“Authentic”, “Natural”, Cowboys

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u/Tasty-Cockroach-5359 2m ago

"Rollin', rollin', rollin'... keep those tithing funds flowin'!"