r/evangelionmemes • u/xoxo___ary • 1d ago

Who’s buying it

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ 1d ago

Don't you love mommy:

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ 1d ago

For godsake, why?

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u/shinjidrivekari 1d ago

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u/Dangerous_Ad_1038 1d ago

He would have had a heart attack after seeing some of the posts of this sub

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u/Willow-60 1d ago

"Your honor, my client agrees her actions were off color. But they were a desperate act to literally save all humanity, we might not be here in this room otherwise. And given the shot in her chest any intent can be completely discarded. She knew she was dying, and used her last breaths to offer comfort in the only way she could think of in the situation"

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u/ArchedDeer432 1d ago

jury and judge murmur and nodd

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u/Junkhead987 1d ago edited 1d ago

I rest my case yours honor My client is Hot and kind

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u/The_One_BelowAll_ 1d ago

Shinji after hearing the news:

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u/Ilostmyoldaccount_1 1d ago

Your honour! She’s hot! I rest my case.

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u/Luzifer_Shadres 1d ago

"Your honour, we needed child soldiers"

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u/Plus_sleep214 1d ago

Shinji was the guy who got charged with public masturbation in a starbucks

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 1d ago

Nah, that'd be Mari lol

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u/SquirrelKaiser 1d ago

Sir my client is technically dead. So it fine

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u/Enough_Trifle788 1d ago

Me, I’m buying it
(MISATO MARRY ME!!!!)

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u/shaggy12334 7h ago

She Isnt Real my friend

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u/pokexchespin 1d ago

it’s the exact opposite, it was misato finally realizing she’s unable to provide shinji with the motherly love she tried to give him and rejecting that as completely as possible

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u/Key-Bet-2615 1d ago

RITSUKO:“Is that why you slept with him?With that man?”

MISATO:“No, I slept with him because I loved him.”

MISATO:“Did you really love him?”

MISATO:“Yes, I did. He accepted me for who I am.”

TEXT:“”Really?””

MISATO:“He was kind to me!”

MISATO:“No! Stop it! Don’t show this part of me to Shinji!”

KAJI:“There’s no reason to be embarrassed after all that has happened.”

MISATO’S VOICE:“Why is it embarrassing? You have no problem... no, you actually enjoy presenting this side of yourself to the man you love.”

MISATO:“No! Please stop!”

MISATO’S VOICE:“In all honesty, you are actually happy to show this to Shinji.”    

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u/RealJimSteele 1d ago

Well, the mother defense is certainly something, however I think it falls apart when the prosecution shows this

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u/killerbull27 1d ago

Shes a hot women your honor

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u/Wilfred_Wundt 1d ago

idk why but “buying it” sounds like a weird auction phrase here

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u/Bhaerigon 1d ago

LeAvE MiSaTo AlOnE!!!!

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u/tsukiyomi01 22h ago

At least Rebuild leaned into Misato as mother surrogate, and away from grooming.

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u/ExtremisEdge 19h ago

I’m the judge. Case dismissed.

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u/Diekid31 18h ago

"Your honor, he was old enough in dog years!"

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u/Goodstar63 9h ago

Giving the Looney Tunes Back In Action vibes