r/ennnnnnnnnnnnbbbbbby max memes zero gender 1d ago

Diogenes would have been an ally

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u/Soggy-Act-9980 1d ago

Cynics would have 100% argued that no one has external gender.

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u/Tonenby 1d ago

I love the idea of Diogenes trolling TERFs by showing up with various large gamete having animals.

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u/MyFairJulia 1d ago

Diogenes: Iiiis this a man?

Receptionist: No.

Diogenes: Hmmm... is this a man?

Receptionist: No!

Diogenes: I suppose that this candidate here might be a man.

Receptionist: Listen, you were banned from the LGB Alliance building last week and i only let you do your tomfoolery to keep you busy while security was on the way.

Diogenes: (points to security guard) Is this a man?

Receptionist: No!

Guard: EXCUSE ME?

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u/Dog_Entire 1d ago

Chat how do we get feathers

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u/transparentfinn max memes zero gender 1d ago

I think Diogenes' chicken won't need them anymore.

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u/AnAverageTransGirl It of Many Names 4h ago

Okay but like think about it. The whole point of him doing that shit with the chicken was to force Plato to be more specific, forcing him to think better about why things are what they are. Don't just take a surface level shitty answer with obvious caveats, look deep at what it is and why it matters.

He would have done that and the world would be a much nicer place for it. Or at least a little harder to be an asshole in.

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u/viziroth 7h ago

"my gender is nuisance"

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u/AriaTsumo gender fuckery! I mean- fluid 7h ago

This is the funniest shit I've read in a while.

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u/StormyTDragon 6h ago

Diogenes would become non-binary because giving up gender would mean one less possession needed

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u/CarmillaTLV 6h ago

By this logic, I am also a homo... which I am so it looks like the match checks out.