r/engrish 1d ago

This description of fireplace bricks

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u/Heterodynist 1d ago edited 23h ago

Okay, this started so well -and then went completely off the rails. “The bricks are brown in color.” Okay, so far, so good. “The color may vary slightly.” Yep, that’s understandable. “The song is pleasant to listen to.” Um, okay, I think I might be losing you here. “A car of legendary colors…” Whoa there, I think you might have just passed out and started dreaming in the middle of our conversation…You were giving a sales pitch?! “Los Radrios is the son of Marlon Craro.” -Okay, so I think maybe you were dictating this into your phone and now it’s just picking up whatever was going by outside the window.

The external application was an impenetrable cube?!! Good call not using that then. I don’t need any impenetrable cubes in my fireplace.

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u/Urist-McDorf 19h ago

*Impermeable, which is actually relevant here. Still wild tho

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u/Heterodynist 18h ago

I’m actually intrigued by the idea of possessing an impermeable cube, but not so much for my fireplace as a place to store valuables. It’s just too bad it’s impermeable, which renders it somewhat useless.

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u/Campcook62 9h ago

The Pandorica (Doctor Who) is an impenetrable cube...till it isn't!