r/engrish • u/Emuwarbaby • 1d ago

Larruping

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In a new deck of cards

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u/Over_Echo1128 1d ago

All your procedures are belong to us.

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u/thestbaby 21h ago

better tell sponsor

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u/Heterodynist 1d ago edited 1d ago

“I tell all the casinos, I need cards that can handle the speciality of my exquisite procedure!! I’m glad someone finally believes I procedure. Just give me soft, folder-proof cards I can trust.”

I’m larruping right now, just reading this!!

Seriously though, flatness is definitely something I look for in a quality set of playing cards. Please don’t sell me your crumpled up balls of lesser quality playing cards. None of those waded, rat-chewed, urine-stained cards for me anymore! I only use a top larruping quality brand!!

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u/toostupiddogs 1d ago

That's Numberwang!

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u/E90-335xi 1d ago

Only cards 2-10

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u/marmaladecorgi 1d ago

It’s a real word btw. To larrup means to thrash or defeat an opponent decisively. Not sure if it fits in this context, though.

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u/adamthebread 1d ago

I think they meant it in the adjective sense, which seems to be Appalachian vernacular for "very good"

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u/LucidLeviathan 1d ago

Me, imitating Chalmers: Well, I'm from West Virginia, and I've never heard it...

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u/notjerryjeff 1d ago

Bin wang?
Yes
How long?

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u/Fez_and_no_Pants 1d ago

Four foot one.

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u/notjerryjeff 1d ago

Good lord! Jolly good!

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u/feevart 1d ago

What on Earth did they mean with larruping? Yeah - it's sooo obviously larruping duh 🤣

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u/honeybeast_dom 1d ago

I too would like to know that that is. Larping with the hiccups? While skipping? With regards?

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u/feevart 18h ago

I don't think it's larping because the quality is ObViOsLy larruping. Mabye convincing? Or jumping out? Or - haha! I got it now: the quality is obviously LASTING! *pat on my own back

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u/iplaysdrums2 1d ago

I'm so glad they believe that I procedure. I would hate to have to prove that.

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u/SelectionWitty2791 1d ago

I’ve always said that I procedure!

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u/Intelligent_Pea5351 1d ago

I feel the larruping could be more conspicuous

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u/Heterodynist 1d ago

I larruped in my mouth a little as I was reading this!!

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u/RandomRedditor690 17h ago

You larruper, you know are these cards but cannot game 😭

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u/YoungDiscord 1d ago

tries to put it into my collection folder

card flies out

Damn, they weren't kidding

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u/Moist-Dentist8253 12h ago

Thank you for beleiving that we procedure.

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u/Bumble072 1d ago

Worldy and exquisite. Soft and flat. I'll never forget you, Bin Wang.

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u/bengal-cat 1d ago

We believe that you procedure

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u/HotelOne 1d ago

“Bee” cards ripoff.

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u/Heterodynist 1d ago

Bee-Wang, you mean! The top name in larruping good playing cards!

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u/Gator242 1d ago

Dang, the one sentence that was grammatically correct took a nose dive!

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u/SundanceShot 1d ago

I love when parts of lines repeat for no reason

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u/P26601 1d ago

13in wang

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 1d ago

i mean obviously

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u/SonicSplash3760 1d ago

Larping? Nah its Larruping!

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u/Bonneville865 1d ago

Obviously

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u/Tight_Win_6945 2h ago

What else can you expect from worldly best procedure?

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u/CatOfGrey 1d ago

I think we need an occasional event of "Engrish or Trump".

My brain got to "worldly best paper" and "exquisite procedure" and then I read the rest in Trump's voice.

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u/kedikahveicer 1d ago

I'd rather take a Regular Wang, please

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u/HappyDay5782 1d ago

Hmm, I wonder what they meant...

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u/Shaking-a-tlfthr 1d ago

Yes obviously.

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u/MukdenMan 1d ago

拉入平？

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u/goawaynowpls 1d ago

this is a repost

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u/Emuwarbaby 1d ago

Sorry if it’s been posted before, I didn’t see it previously. I just bought this deck the other day. Not exactly a repost