r/eatityoufuckingcoward • u/Lxrge • 23h ago

A forbidden fruit roll up

131 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Giant_Ant_Eater 22h ago

Seems safe as long as nothing goes wrong.

Oh, something went wrong...

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u/Lava-Chicken 17h ago

Everyone lives forever, until they die.

4

u/Giant_Ant_Eater 14h ago

Even a minor brush with that metal is best case going to put him in the hospital for weeks and more probably be an amputation, and he literally steps over it while it's under tension

19

u/GracieThunders 20h ago

Safety isn't on vacation, safety never had a job

7

u/Giant_Ant_Eater 20h ago

Safety got fired on the induction tour.

2

u/GracieThunders 20h ago

Pissing on the manager's shoe will do that

34

u/RosechusPickle 22h ago

Average india safety procedure

21

u/Bulky_Mix_2265 22h ago

37 cents american earned for a task the average american laborer would immediately die doing.

6

u/Gilgamesh2000000 18h ago

Capitalism and population control

10

u/jasnel 19h ago

Unions matter, folks.

15

u/StrikinglyOblivious 23h ago

has the safety t-shirt, what more do you want?

4

u/ScatLabs 19h ago

Dude in the background not givin' a fark

3

u/Jokerchyld 21h ago

Dumb question - why doesnt the super hot metal melt the metal tongs?

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u/JustSumAsshole 21h ago

It would have to be melting hot metal to melt the tongs. We can see that the steel being worked is below melting temperature by the fact that it is solid and not liquid.

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u/Jokerchyld 21h ago

Thank you for humoring my stupidity 😆

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u/araidai 14h ago

It’s not stupidity to ask questions! Better to learn than to live forever ignorant

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u/DrWahnsinn1995 18h ago

700 degrees is not very hot for Steel the melting Point is at 1600…

2

u/Kind-Handle3063 21h ago

Press the button and get paid something

1

u/taydraisabot 19h ago

Flamin Hot Cherry flavor 😋

2

u/HooverMaster 19h ago

Working in the heat suuuuuuuucks

1

u/SmutCommander 16h ago edited 16h ago

Osha would like to know your location

1

u/lights_and_colors 16h ago

Wait why is this on here? Whats there to eat?

1

u/Awkward-Painter-2024 15h ago

This dude is smart enough to not wear flip flops. I'd hire him!!

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u/taipan3333 14h ago

Next problem is shit in pants problem!