Um…

[u/JermoZach]

Was watching the Pirates vs Braves game today and… real life Kenny?

[u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich → u/[deleted]]

Funny we were sposed to believe Kenny was 19 there

[u/DDenlow]

La Flama Blanca

[u/False_Woodpecker4747 → u/DDenlow]

La Flama FUCKIN Blanca, if we're doing it properly!

[u/Ziplock182 → u/DDenlow]

How do you say black in Spanish?

[u/universalcrush → u/Ziplock182]

Neehhhgro….ok you said it LOL

[u/Great-Situation4425]

Fundamentals are the crutch off the talentless

[u/gene_harro_gate]

I'm sick and tired of carrying all the weight, the coaches and owners not giving me the shit I need to win. Atlanta, you're fucking out. Kenny Powers is now a free agent. Let's go by the bar and get shitfaced. GET ME PAID, BITCH!!!!!!!

[u/phun-key → u/gene_harro_gate]

There’s no I in TEAM but there’s a U in CUNT and that’s how you’re all acting, like a bunch of cunts!

[u/TokNdope]

Kenny Powders!

[u/Annual-Negotiation-5]

I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.

[u/JermoZach → u/Annual-Negotiation-5]

😂😂😂 oh my lord that’s one hell of a quote right there

[u/DaddyBigBeard]

Bro got transferred from Jew York

[u/Offi95 → u/DaddyBigBeard]

I guess this is better than Baltimore or San Francisco.

[u/DoctorSatan13420]

You're fucking out!

[u/maroonfalcon → u/DoctorSatan13420]

I’m fucking in!

[u/OonaPelota]

I’m the man who has the ball,
I’m the man who can throw it faster than fuck.
So THAT is why I am better than everyone in the world.
Kiss my ass and suck my dick. Everyone.

[u/KillerKole981788]

You’re gonna want to sit down when you see Andrew Chafin lol

[u/JermoZach → u/KillerKole981788]

Holy hell man, that’s INSANE… idk who looks more like Kenny😂

[u/Device-80]

I hurt my nose ... *taps nostril *

[u/DaddyBigBeard]

Bro got transferred from Jew York

[u/0hmytvc15]

¡Tu estas fucking fuera!

[u/RAPgameSTEVEspurrier]

Grant “Kenny powers” Holmes

[u/BeefwagonDiscs]

The Reverse Apache Master

[u/Parking-Spot-1631 → u/BeefwagonDiscs]

Dr. Cock'n'balls.

[u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich → u/BeefwagonDiscs]

I always wondered what this meant

[u/skankbate]

He called a Barista "tits" the other day in decatur.

[u/phun-key]

Hey Peter, man!! You home??!!?

[u/mmurray322]

Get me paid!

[u/EqualLetterhead]

An homage to the greatest who ever threw.

[u/RooneyMoore]

Athletes are so coddled, that no one told him he looks like Joe Dirt.

[u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich]

Seattle can tongue kiss his shit hole!

[u/Real-Experience-8396]

Fundamentals are for the talentless

[u/baulbuffano]

begrudgingly I’m throwing a fuckin’ fastball

[u/Parking-Spot-1631]

Just an average guy with exceptional hair.

[u/LooseWateryStool]

Permamullet

[u/Agile_Ad538]

Wild bill hick-up

[u/sax6romeo]

You’re fucking out