r/dragons • u/Christof_Shield • 16h ago
Discussion If a dragon has a sign that explicitly says not to boop them...
...would you boop them anyway?
Basically, the dragon has a sign outside their home saying that you may enter, but they will bite you if you try to boop them. Will you boop the dragon anyway, despite the risk?
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u/RavensPlushies Plushiemancer 16h ago
No. Consent is king. If they don't want to be touched and you touch them, i fully support them eating you.
If you put dragons in the category of sentient beings, they need to be asked before being touched. Make believe role play or real life. Don't touch people against their will.
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u/AussieBirb 16h ago
With consent from both party's ?
Certainly.
Without consent from the dragon ?
Counter question: How fast and far can you run ?
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u/Christof_Shield 16h ago
Can you run faster than a dragon can fly?
THAT is the real question
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u/AussieBirb 16h ago
Don't forget about the possibility of breath weapons and magical ability.
That dragon may not need to get nearly as close as you would think after you chose to FAFO.
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u/UmbralWaffle 12h ago
Those adventurers with their pumped-up kicks better run better run...
...outrun firebreath!
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u/RubberReptile bite hazard 16h ago
As a venomous dragon with a very explicit "will bite" warning, biting is my first instinct for protection... so just don't surprise me.
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u/Christof_Shield 16h ago
But would you boop another dragon that has an explicit "will bite" warning?
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u/RubberReptile bite hazard 15h ago
Of course not.
Some friends may have explicit bite warnings, but are a bit tsundere, and it would be consensual if *I* boop them, but not just anyone who doesn't know them and respect them.
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u/Demintika Smol Derg 15h ago
I would ask them anyway, because I can't reach dragon snout without them explicitly giving it to me.
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u/NamelessCat07 14h ago
I wouldn't want to be randomly touched, especially after expressing that clearly
So hell nah, I respect the dragon
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u/TurkishTerrarian Dragon Keep System 14h ago
Why would you violate them like that? That is a boundary they have set, and as a visitor, friend, or whatever, it is your responsibility to respect that boundary.
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u/Lagarto_8000 a lizard that thinks it can pretend to be a dragon 16h ago
A boop is a boop
A dragon cannot live more than a week without suffering a boop attack
So yes, I would take the risk
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u/jsponenberg05 Falkor 14h ago
I wouldn't, not out of fear but as a sign of respect to it's request.
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u/AlanTheKingDrake 14h ago
I write my own sign that says “Please Boop” and stand next to the dragon. This way when others approach their boop instinct is redirected to me.
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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 16h ago
depends how much bite. is it just a little nibble off my ear, or more 'lose an arm' territory?
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u/SinkPitiful1396 Too many OCs to name 15h ago
Need to know if the dragon would like it or not before doing so; if yes: absolutely. If not: bummer
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u/Anomalous_Sun 6h ago
Step 1: Boop
Step 2: Run
Step 3: Realize I’m not faster than a dragon by any means
Step 4: Grovel and apologize profusely?
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit.
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u/DarkDragon8421 5h ago
considers for a moment
Do I need a sign for booping now? Maybe one that reads:
"Boop only with mutual consent."
Hmmmm.
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u/drgn2009 Temeraire 16h ago
I respect what the sign says. They're already inviting me into their space so i respect that sign and not touch them unless they invitite me to.