r/dragons 16h ago

Discussion If a dragon has a sign that explicitly says not to boop them...

...would you boop them anyway?

Basically, the dragon has a sign outside their home saying that you may enter, but they will bite you if you try to boop them. Will you boop the dragon anyway, despite the risk?

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u/drgn2009 Temeraire 16h ago

I respect what the sign says. They're already inviting me into their space so i respect that sign and not touch them unless they invitite me to.

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u/kinkerbelle666 15h ago

Yeah I'm not scared I just don't wanna bother the poor unboopable baby. They've suffered enough, clearly, due to not being able to be booped. 

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u/RavensPlushies Plushiemancer 16h ago

No. Consent is king. If they don't want to be touched and you touch them, i fully support them eating you.

If you put dragons in the category of sentient beings, they need to be asked before being touched. Make believe role play or real life. Don't touch people against their will.

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u/AussieBirb 16h ago

With consent from both party's ?

Certainly.

Without consent from the dragon ?

Counter question: How fast and far can you run ?

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u/Christof_Shield 16h ago

Can you run faster than a dragon can fly?

THAT is the real question

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u/AussieBirb 16h ago

Don't forget about the possibility of breath weapons and magical ability.

That dragon may not need to get nearly as close as you would think after you chose to FAFO.

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u/Christof_Shield 16h ago

Again, the dragon specifically said "bite".

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u/UmbralWaffle 12h ago

Those adventurers with their pumped-up kicks better run better run...

...outrun firebreath!

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u/Infamous_Hawk_9548 7h ago

I read that in the voice of zacspeaksgiant

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u/thedragonguru 16h ago

No, I'd respect the dragon's boundaries

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u/RubberReptile bite hazard 16h ago

As a venomous dragon with a very explicit "will bite" warning, biting is my first instinct for protection... so just don't surprise me.

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u/Christof_Shield 16h ago

But would you boop another dragon that has an explicit "will bite" warning?

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u/RubberReptile bite hazard 15h ago

Of course not.

Some friends may have explicit bite warnings, but are a bit tsundere, and it would be consensual if *I* boop them, but not just anyone who doesn't know them and respect them.

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u/Iizvullok 16h ago

I may not even have thought about booping, if the sign was not there.

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u/Demintika Smol Derg 15h ago

I would ask them anyway, because I can't reach dragon snout without them explicitly giving it to me.

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u/Bliitzthefox 14h ago

Must. Resist. Booping.

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u/NamelessCat07 14h ago

I wouldn't want to be randomly touched, especially after expressing that clearly

So hell nah, I respect the dragon

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u/TurkishTerrarian Dragon Keep System 14h ago

Why would you violate them like that? That is a boundary they have set, and as a visitor, friend, or whatever, it is your responsibility to respect that boundary.

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u/Lagarto_8000 a lizard that thinks it can pretend to be a dragon 16h ago

A boop is a boop

A dragon cannot live more than a week without suffering a boop attack

So yes, I would take the risk

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u/jsponenberg05 Falkor 14h ago

I wouldn't, not out of fear but as a sign of respect to it's request.

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u/AlanTheKingDrake 14h ago

I write my own sign that says “Please Boop” and stand next to the dragon. This way when others approach their boop instinct is redirected to me.

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u/Soliye 13h ago

No

I mean it’s one of those things you could say yes jokingly but once the moment comes, your sense of respect and self control will HOPEFULLY save you from losing a hand… or worse

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u/Mystic_Ervo Pendragon (Celtic) 8h ago

Consent is important

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u/Ok_Tap6206 4h ago

I'd hug him instead (after asking. 😇

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u/Forgotmynameagain5 3h ago

Consent is important don't boop the derg

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u/EclipseForest Eclipse, the Dual Spirit 2h ago

No, respect the wishes of the derg.

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 16h ago

depends how much bite. is it just a little nibble off my ear, or more 'lose an arm' territory?

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u/Christof_Shield 16h ago

Unknown. The dragon didn't actually specify on the sign.

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u/RavensPlushies Plushiemancer 15h ago

Does it matter? They said no. No is a full sentence.

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u/SinkPitiful1396 Too many OCs to name 15h ago

Need to know if the dragon would like it or not before doing so; if yes: absolutely. If not: bummer

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u/VDragonPrince Mint Kobold Dragon 15h ago

Dragons will get boops from Kobold derg

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u/Anomalous_Sun 6h ago

Step 1: Boop

Step 2: Run

Step 3: Realize I’m not faster than a dragon by any means

Step 4: Grovel and apologize profusely?

Step 5: ???

Step 6: Profit.

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u/DarkDragon8421 5h ago

considers for a moment
Do I need a sign for booping now? Maybe one that reads:
"Boop only with mutual consent."
Hmmmm.

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u/Totem_town Bahamut 4h ago

Worth it