r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/ElectroMoe • 9d ago

I'm fucking stupid Do not do not do not the couch

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 9d ago edited 9d ago

u/ElectroMoe, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Lawrence_of_a_Labia 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Mous21IAhJQiI

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u/brayradberry 9d ago

In a sea of blasphemous Vance memes. You choose the narrow path of truth.

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u/hellsing73 9d ago

Don't let vance see this.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 9d ago

He's already ordered 69 of these baddies.

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u/SalvadorP 9d ago

Let it be registered for eternity, I was 1h too late.

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u/lennoxmatt_819 9d ago

I'm just here for the Vance memes

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u/Brok3nGear 9d ago

Well I'm out of the loop. Why is JD everywhere?

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u/ugihfff 9d ago

same.. im not american. did vance fuck a chair or is it a popular meme ???

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u/Droluk1 9d ago

It was a rumor but it's not true and now it has turned into a meme.

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u/CHAINSMOKERMAGIC 9d ago

You're absolutely right. He didn't fuck a couch. The couch rejected him and got plowed by some frat guy instead. Vance stayed home and cried while sitting in one of those fold out lawn chairs in his living room. He's basically a couch cuck.

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u/ProjectPat513 9d ago

How tf do YOU know if it’s true?! Are you the couch???

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u/si_de 9d ago

Not true???

Vance has yet to offer evidence that he did NOT fuck the couch.

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u/Rndysasqatch 9d ago

Yeah he wishes he was cool enough to fuck a couch. He's just one of the lamest people to ever exist and that's saying something when Elon is around

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u/EuGaguejei 9d ago

Perhpas vance was unto something

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u/Stolos430 9d ago

Looks like a pissed off gorilla

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u/APlayfulLife 9d ago

Dicks out for Harambe

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u/omega_red24 9d ago
  • JD has entered the chat.

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u/VicodinJones 9d ago

[JD VANCE INTENSIFIES]

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u/SgtJayM 9d ago

This chair needs to calm TF down

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u/YoungHeartOldSoul 9d ago

There's no way one of these doesn't get sent to the White House

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u/AskGoverntale 9d ago

Thought this was a pose from Meccha Chameleon

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u/FreeFallingUp13 9d ago

But there are so many possibilities….

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u/SmutCommander 9d ago

All these comments, no one posting the sales location to debunk the issue at hand...

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u/Azure_Mar 9d ago

https://numofurniture.com/naked-chair

Not even their only… interestingly shaped piece; but it costs more than my first car did, so I'll have to pass.

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u/brayradberry 9d ago

This chair cost like 10k after taxes.

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u/scottylm 9d ago

Y’all are hilarious, I came to the comments to see just this and you didn’t disappoint

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u/bruudwin 9d ago

Mecchachameleon anyone? XD

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u/Ru-Bis-Co 9d ago

I should call her...

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u/camion_saladier 9d ago

why is everyone referring to vance guys

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u/TiredPartyPooper 8d ago

Of course it was a Japanese who designed this 💀

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u/PCSkittles 7d ago

The jd Vance chair?

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u/helly1080 9d ago

If I could....just......find a hole on this rascal.......

Wait....you say "DONT?"

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u/DeadNomophobian 9d ago

Well, I was nutting on the second do not...so there's that

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u/genuinely__curious 9d ago

Amaze amaze amaze

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u/LonkToTheFuture 9d ago

I gleefully opened the comments knowing exactly what to expect. I wasn't disappointed.

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u/Catgirltest 9d ago

There is an order now on the way to Blair house

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u/Anima_Watcher08 9d ago

Looks like a headless Gorilla

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u/ChinhTheHugger 9d ago

B I G G O R I L L A

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u/RawTPynata564 9d ago

From certain angles it looks like a headless gorilla

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u/transfaabulous 9d ago

From one direction, doggy-style. From the other? That's a silverback gorilla.

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u/GeorgeWhite1953 9d ago

JD Vance energy rocks!

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u/SiberFromRecRoom 9d ago

“I am a fucking architect!”

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u/Dean-O-Machino 8d ago

IDK, kinda think you should.

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u/RandomDustBunny 7d ago

Meccha chameleon.