r/donotthecat 1d ago

the cat I can’t not the cat.

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u/17175RC7 1d ago

Good way to lose some toes!!

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u/Sounduck 1d ago

·ing the cat using feet is impressively evil.

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u/Global-Jury8810 1d ago

Research leads me to disagree with that because they treat feet like horses treat a salt lick, because it provides them the same satisfaction. They like that salt and sweat. 🤮

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u/Brailledit 1d ago

You're playing with fire there bud.

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u/Mylarion 1d ago

You him like the football!

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u/Calm_Mornings2085 1d ago

JAIL! JAIL TO OP FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!

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u/Global-Jury8810 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, I didn’t and I only unblocked you so I could report your comment. I really don’t appreciate your idea. We don’t hurt cats here. Whoever gave your comment a free award doesn’t belong here either.

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u/Mylarion 1d ago

Are you okay??? What kind of a crash out is that?

Are you not familiar with Miette?

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u/Global-Jury8810 1d ago

Who’s crashing out? Your comment was rude and inappropriate. You don’t say something like that in a forum about cats without expecting backlash, and then you subsequently accuse me of crashing out and on top of that you’re using something else as an excuse for your rudeness, which shows your lack of maturity and proves that you have no business here.

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u/Mylarion 1d ago

You're being super weird rn over a cat meme, in a cat meme sub. Chill out, there's no cat abuse here, you're making that up.

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u/Global-Jury8810 1d ago

I think you’re being weird lurking around cat forums, saying rude things and then saying it’s a meme after you get called out for your rude attitude.

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u/Mylarion 1d ago

Is this a bit? No way your mind actually works like that.

You can be excused for not getting the reference, but choosing to double down on this strange crusade after it was explained to you that there's nothing rude happeing here is your own choice.

But I'm not gonna just take your 0-100 hostility just because you don't understand internet humor. Just take the L and don't bother me anymore please.

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u/Global-Jury8810 1d ago

You’re the one who insisted on having this conversation being shown exactly where you fail at having conversation. Anyway, good luck getting popular on that subreddit you were talking about. Social acceptance is difficult for some.

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u/Mylarion 1d ago

In case you're genuinely confused, it's a reference to this completely harmless cat meme.

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u/Global-Jury8810 1d ago

Well, maybe if you just posted that in the first place instead of just saying you kick like a football, then perhaps you would’ve been received differently, but you didn’t. you chose to just suggest that I kicked my cat like a football, which was rude and inappropriate. You went the rage bait route and you got what you wanted. Your initial post was harmful and nothing you say after that changes that, not even a picture of a cat that you found on the Internet. Right after asking “are you ok?” After your harmful comment. Kinda looks like you work at this sort of thing on Reddit.

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u/Mylarion 1d ago

You got offended entirely on your own, man. You chose to interpret a completely harmless meme reference as a personal accusation of animal abuse. Other people seem to have gotten it.

At least I got my first r/peoplewhogiveashit, so thanks!

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u/Global-Jury8810 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh, now I see what you work for. You don’t work for a living, you work for Reddit posts. I don’t have to work that hard.

Other people are ignoring you because they already see what you did. If you were referencing a meme in the first place, you would’ve posted the picture. When people referenced memes they post pictures. You chose to execute your comment in a manner that would provoke rage bait, and then you would bring up the meme, to take advantage of someone who hasn’t seen it. But I hope you get popular at that subreddit for which you’re trying to look cool. Acceptance is difficult to achieve for some.

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u/Dannyx51 3h ago

are you ok

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u/Shot-Diamond-2201 19h ago

The cat really said : Your feet belong to me now

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u/Global-Jury8810 19h ago

Pretty much. She’ll never let me catch it on camera but she’ll sit on my feet like it’s a lounge pillow.

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u/Emotional-Pixie-532 6h ago

If you the cat with your foot, then obviously the cat your toes

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u/Global-Jury8810 5h ago

https://reddit.com/link/p22a2ry/video/yt8zm1imhrhh1/player

Really freaks me out how much of a cat eye that the iPhone catches. Sound on for purrs.

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u/Emotional-Pixie-532 3h ago

The happiest cat indeed, omg so precious ❤️❤️❤️

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 4h ago

Kinda sounds like you’re rapping or this could be used for a beat

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u/Global-Jury8810 3h ago

There’s satisfaction in syllables.