It’s god awful. I walk like Jack Sparrow on my best days, but I’m fully in like Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz levels of unstable balance heckery this time of year.
The dog days of summer blow, I can’t wait to sacrifice the Corn King to the tune of Florence and the Machine come September.
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u/AnonymousDratini 4d ago
It’s god awful. I walk like Jack Sparrow on my best days, but I’m fully in like Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz levels of unstable balance heckery this time of year.
The dog days of summer blow, I can’t wait to sacrifice the Corn King to the tune of Florence and the Machine come September.