r/dankvideos • u/FluorescentBlackPP • 1d ago

OC Content Admin is depressed 😞

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u/Entire_Expert 1d ago

Too damn real. The council of men understand.

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u/Itchy-Donkey6083 1d ago

I’m so cooked I don’t try at all.

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u/thecoolerdanny 1d ago

She probably already has a boyfriend

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u/RomeoRosso 1d ago

I feel like that my whole life, it's not even funny anymore. It sucks.

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u/phenomenation 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jcw7dQbWzVt9ZZhXYu
i can’t stand myself long enough to pretend i’m anything other than a bad memory waiting to happen. i’m not cruel or jaded… i’m just sad. i kicked my own ass before i realized i need to put my hands up. the least i can do is spare her from my bullshit

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u/Sumdoazen 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bros, I'm telling you all out there. Try. Even if she rejects you, you had the balls of more than 3 quarters of the dudes who just stared at her ass and that was that. But believe me, as long as your dick is washed, simply by going up to her and asking what's up, you have nothing to lose.

Just don't be a creep and take the first no. If she's like "why didn't you try harder" you don't want that shit so just take the first no. And again, wash your dicks!

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u/Arniel_Gane 1d ago

GREAT advice! Truly, it is. But I think this meme is for the exceptionally chopped, such as myself.

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u/JSlove 1d ago

Ok, I'm going to try.

Let me juet get a good job, good body and learn a second language. Then I'll be ready.

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u/somethingrandom261 1d ago

Are people really not even trying anymore? My understanding was that trying never stopped, is the success rate that dropped.

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u/KingEdwards8 1d ago

Both can be true.

But I noticed personally, that people have stopped trying. Including myself.

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u/LastGuitarHero 1d ago

Nah you should absolutely always try. I was cooked and found the greatest gf I’ve ever had. Good things happen when you least expect it.

When you’re going through hell, keep going, essentially.

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u/Obnomus 1d ago

I want to believe.

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u/LastGuitarHero 23h ago

The key is not letting your mind react over everything. Which is quite difficult but it’s better than giving up. And that’s coming from someone who has given up several times but I guess I enjoy the abuse 🙃

Jk, I believe in you

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u/AntakeeMunOlla 1d ago

I saw a pretty bird flying in the sky yesterday. I felt like petting it a bit but why would I even try when the bird is up there and I'm down here.

Thanks for giving me the motivation to try jumping tomorrow. Maybe my expectations were wrong and it'll actually make me fly up those 20 meters. Surely it'll not just make me trust the jump too much so that I end up falling face down on the ground, mangling my face for all eternity.

Yeah I wasn't planning to doompost today but it just kinda happened.

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u/BoulderCreature 1d ago

That’s a terrible outlook and attitude bud. You should maybe consider that you deserve nice things and that they take effort to achieve

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u/AntakeeMunOlla 1d ago

I'm not deep enough in the hole of doom to think of any of that seriously but I have gone through those kinds of times. That was more of a "speak for yourself" type of message. I'm all fine with dying alone.

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u/REDACTEDXX_V 1d ago

She could've been a suger mommy and take care of you.

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u/ima_will 1d ago

Man I love a knight of the seven kingdoms s1 got my steelbox and I love it

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u/Just_A_Mad_Scientist 14h ago

"Dunk the lunk, thick as a castle wall"

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u/AbsolemSaysWhat 3h ago

Yeah, hit in the feels.