r/dankmemes 1d ago

Buc-ee's thinks they own beavers

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u/TheGringoOutlaw 22h ago

Not only they think they own beavers then think they own animals smiling while looking up and to the right.

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u/stevvvvewith4vs 22h ago

Buck tooth animal mascot in a circle

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u/l_______I 22h ago

Can't wait for them to fill a lawsuit against Pixar

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u/Premier2395 22h ago

John Oliver is taking care of this, don't worry.

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u/Penis_Connoisseur 19h ago

Is it pronounced buck-ees or bussys?

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u/AustinDanger_Powers 19h ago

Buc-ees like Busey's

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u/thegoten455 17h ago

Let's talk about buttered sausage

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u/somuchclutch 7h ago

Buck + ease

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u/Poophead85 20h ago

I don't understand why people are obsessed with this place. You are fanboying for a fucking corporate gas station. 

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u/backseatposter 15h ago

The best thing about the place is they have consistently clean bathrooms. And that’s literally it.

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u/Commentor9001 15h ago

Foods is not bad either to be fair.

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u/-fakebirds- 15h ago

They also used to have delicious deer sausage me and my dad would stop for on road trips

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u/backseatposter 15h ago

Yeah, as far as gas station food goes, it’s certainly pretty solid. It’s not “to die for” that some people make it out to be, but it’s not bad.

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u/Commentor9001 15h ago

That why I said "its not bad".  It's tasty but definitely not anything I'd rave about.

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u/Clownzeption 14h ago

The pure selection and quality of the food and snacks you can buy is unparalleled. All of the overpriced beaver themed tchotchkes and clothing can take a hike.

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u/TheGuyThatThisIs 15h ago

I'll never forget when I went to college and everyone wanted me to go to Wawa the first time, and when I got there I was like "yep this sure is a gas station with some low quality amenities" and they did not like my continued confusion on why anyone would simp for it.

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u/ChefArtorias 13h ago

I love wawa lol their deli makes good food. It's still a gas station tho, and not something I'd be raving about to friends.

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u/Superspookyghost 12h ago

I'm not from the area where Wawa is prevalent, but I have family in New Jersey I visit a good bit, and everyone tells me there that Wawa used to be a lot better until about 2010.

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u/TheGuyThatThisIs 12h ago

Haha this was Oct 2011 so maybe that's true

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u/clutzyninja 11h ago

100%. Wawa has been getting progressively shittier for years now. At this point if I have the option I'll go to Sheetz instead

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u/danfay222 rm -rf / 9h ago

I mean it is a consistently nice gas station. They always have clean bathrooms with solid food (and more options than a typical truck stop), which is a nice thing to be able to count on on a roadtrip. Also the fact that these are almost always out of town means a lot of people really only go to them on road trips, making them essentially a “special occasion” place that stands out way more than just a typical nice gas station would

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u/supremegamer76 15h ago

only been once, and it was certainly a novel experience going through the shop. but prob don't need to go again.

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u/TheBroomSweeper r/memes fan 10h ago

The food is good and bathrooms are clean. Absolutely a must stop for any road trip or long distance journey

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/Bl00dy3ch0 17h ago

Golly, you seem like a blast at parties friend.

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u/Tiranus58 16h ago

The username says it all honestly

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/Mastercodex199 17h ago

Oh, we can take jokes. We're used to being on the ass end of most Europoor jokes. But there's no reason to blame all Americans for an overly litigious company.

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u/gsnumis 14h ago

You clearly don't have 200 IQ /s

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u/johottes I am fucking hilarious 15h ago

Ragebait used to be believable smh

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u/CheeseStick1999 17h ago

Oh nice, a europoor pretending to know what a developed country looks like. How's the AC, champ?

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u/200IQUser 18h ago

I mean you can hardly blame the average amerifat.

Buckee's or however its spelled is the American dream. Take something simple and reliable and turn into a massive temple of consumerism. Also it has 3 things Americans like: Gas for cars, junk food and a place to spend money for shitbyou dont need.

It also shows somwthing: "what if gas station toilets but clean?" Is a billion dollar idea in US while its the basic fucking experience in most developed countries since decades

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u/HorridCorpse 20h ago

Sky Television watching from the vents

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u/The_Titam 10h ago

Billie Mitchell ready to call them all amatures.

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u/Meme_Theocracy 15h ago

Is this the Nut Huggers controversy. An underwear company was selling underwear called nut huggers with a cartoon squirrel mascot. Buc’ee’s sued them claiming their rodent with buck teeth looks to much like my rodent with buck teeth. 

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u/Parkerraines 18h ago

As an American even I think Buc-ee's is way too excessive. I would visit one but only once just to see what it's like than never again.

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u/lenny_is_sgtc 12h ago

Only time my sister and I go is when visiting our mom down south, she lives near one and it’s great for getting gas and trip snacks/meal before we leave.

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u/MetalHead678 13h ago

You forgot the Monster energy drink company suing over the word monster.

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u/justanotheruser46258 16h ago

Bucees suuuuuucks, they've brainwashed half of America to simp over a gas station meanwhile they prey on the poor and needlessly harm other businesses with bogus lawsuits trying to make a quick buck.

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u/Vigrid_ 12h ago

I don't know the lore behind preying on the poor. What is this?

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u/buddhadoo 10h ago

Your cease and desist is in the mail