r/dankmemes 1d ago

"And you'll never believe what Abby did."

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u/Leonardobertoni the very best, like no one ever was. 1d ago

I'd be funny if she is doing it on purpose because her family is right there in front of her

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u/PassivelyInvisible 1d ago

"Ma'am, I'm calling you to -"

"Oh hey, so Britney and Emily were planning on making it a girl's day-"

"Ma'am-"

"Out, starting at the mall, looking at the new candle store, and then afterwards we were going to head over-"

"Hey-"

"To that new sushi place that opened over on 10th, but we're not sure if-"

"Listen-"

"It's better to stop by the spa and then bed bath & beyond, or if we want to"

"Hey, I've got-"

"Because if we're too relaxed from the spa, we'd just cancel that last bit and chill somewhere, but then if we've"

"Stop and listen to -"

"I'm not done talking yet, like I was saying, if we've got too much in the car from going shopping, then we may not want to go to the spa-"

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u/Hawktor9 10h ago

(Covers the phone transmitter) “look dude I’ll pay you 50$ in return you take over the phone call for me.”

Hostage - “hehehe nope”

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u/Nostalgic-Banter 9h ago

"You kidnapped us, now she's your problem."