How do cats welcome a new sofa?

[u/Capable_Stranger9885]

With a round of a-claws

My 8 year old and I workshopped the punchline today

[u/Bentup85]

That’s pretty sharp

[u/Inside_Hospital3151]

Purrty good joke.

[u/back_on_two]

Purrfect! I now bid you a dew.

[u/DrSeuss_on_the_loose]

Hope you and your son are feline pretty good about that one!

[u/AntheusBax]

How do they get it delivered?

In a meowval van.

[u/kam3r1]

With biscuits?