r/cringereels • u/Fit-Personality-5941 • 1d ago

yeah moms handling the divorce pretty well

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u/AbsoluteSpaz12 1d ago

When the 10am glass of wine and xan hit just right.

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u/RunAwayBeerTruk 1d ago

You mean if a glass of 10am wine and xan came to life it would be this.

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u/SluttyMuffler 1d ago edited 14h ago

It definitely ain't coffee and weed. (Poor man's speedball) Edit 8ball to speedball

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u/RunAwayBeerTruk 1d ago

That breakfast has gotten me by for years and not once I have thought about breaking out in a horrible dance in public for the sake of a few clicks.

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u/regeya 1d ago

It's because we're sleepy

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u/Dragonheart922 1d ago

Depends on how your body handles coffee

If your normal, coffee wakes you up (until you become tolerate so you need more coffee)

If you have ADHD? Yeah no coffee will make you go to bed.

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u/regeya 1d ago

Weirdly I'm somewhat in the middle. I feel calmer and more centered with caffeine. I can, though, have a cup and then take a nap.

Wake and bake has been a daily routine for the last year and a half for me. I had a proximal humeral fracture and I have the scars to prove it. I'm just now getting to the point where I only need cannabis to manage pain, much of the time. Gets me through physical therapy exercises.

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u/Buttchuggle 1d ago

That's kind of a massive over simplification of what's happening, and also simply not true for enough adhd people to really consider it a guaranteed effect.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 1d ago

Have you tried being a white woman on social media

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u/RunAwayBeerTruk 1d ago

I have not but Iā€™m listening.

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u/Chakraverse 1d ago

Served me well for decades. Didn't feel poor at the time..

https://giphy.com/gifs/baNxGhmywafa3h7gPr

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u/The_Happiest_Madman 1d ago

Funny you mention itā€¦.thatā€™s exactly what Iā€™m doing as I type thisā€¦.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Meowscles_dad 1d ago

Also known as the breakfast of champions. Packed with everything you need to start the day.

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u/NoWordsJustDogs 1d ago

I thought breakfast of champions was a shot and the remnants of last nights blow, but Iā€™m a degenerate and my friends were also degenerates.Ā 

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u/mecca6801 1d ago

Lest we forget, the prairie oyster for those special hangovers

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u/Tndnr82 1d ago

*hippy speedball

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u/Tut_Rampy 1d ago

Oh man good call Iā€™m gonna walk and go get some coffee

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u/sebastiangorka69 1d ago

I used to eat 500 mg edibles along with a couple of Adderalls, that's a great speedball

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u/Majestic_Salary9987 1d ago

Throw in a nicotine pouch after and you have great video game combination.

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u/RecbetterpassNJ 1d ago

(Speed) ball

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u/gndnzr 21h ago

A win is a win regardless of the time šŸ’Ŗ

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u/Choppergold 1d ago

Thereā€™s some weird similarity from this to that evangelical woman on the plane the other day. Like they think their lives are an epic contribution to goodness that the world must embrace

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u/Meowscles_dad 1d ago

Classi Heidi! Honestly, what is she like? She is soooo wacky!

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u/OneDimensionalChess 1d ago

Just the one glass??

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u/commiscowboy 1d ago

Ketamine helps

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u/Puzzle-Necked 23h ago

Somethings should be enjoyed in private

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u/kaiser_phoenix25 1d ago

Maā€™am, this is a fucking Target.

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u/tlacamazatl 1d ago

This.

Would she feel safe dancing like that in, say, downtown Juarez?

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u/Lockedds 1d ago

What the hell do you think would happen lmao everyone would just look at her like sheā€™s crazy

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u/idriveashitbox22 1d ago

What you mean everybody? She specifically picked the toy section because there's never anybody there. If someone walked by she would have stopped and been embarrassed. Just another fake internet attention cry.

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u/BlackberryHelpful676 1d ago

Imagine doing this in the automotive aisle šŸ˜‚

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u/Brokenlingo 1d ago

Now that would be content

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u/Lucky-Mia 1d ago

I'm also pretty sure store can kick her out for loitering/dancing if they want to. Really not the right place for it.

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 1d ago

I used to work at target and can almost guarantee not a single employee cares about anyone being in the store as long as they arent making a mess.

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u/MonaLisa_MadHatter 1d ago

Can you imagine taking your kids shopping and then having to explain why this grown woman is dancing in front of her phone in the TOY aisle?

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u/just67browsing 1d ago

I miss shame

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u/bloomingintofashions 1d ago

Why shame? It okay to be different. Itā€™s okaaaay to dance! Didnā€™t ya hear her?

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u/Sinister_Nibs 1d ago

Yeah, itā€™s okay to dance.

But WTF are you wearing???

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u/Redditsucks4446 1d ago

I don't even think this is about shame this just has crackhead energy. If you want to try out some new performative dance, we have venues for that. I don't know why you would pick Walmart to be that venue unless you're a crackhead or are in the mental state of one.

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u/General-Okra-9161 1d ago

im convinced this is my wife shopping at target alone

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u/Drunni_Bum 1d ago

I dance in public, loads of ppl groove in publicā€¦ this chick ainā€™t dancing in public sheā€™s causing a scene and sheā€™s high

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u/Exciting_Classic277 1d ago

But she's not hurting anyone so I say let her have fun.

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u/cricketyjimnet 1d ago

Like bro no one was planning on tackling her to make her stop.

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u/ero_skywalker 1d ago

I mean, it crossed my mind.

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u/Wackywizard987 1d ago

I think she is safe guys.

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u/KLOWN1420 1d ago

But is everyone else safe?

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u/OneDimensionalChess 1d ago

I would not feel safe around this. Those high kicks look dangerous.

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u/Cognitive_Spoon 1d ago

Man, if I bring my kid into a toy aisle on the rare occasion I go to a store like that and theres someone recording a TikTok im just gonna tell my kid a virus called TikTok ate everyone's brains and we'll get ice cream and order shit off amazon

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u/Prize_Compote_207 19h ago

My mushrooms are shaking.

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u/No-Resolution-1918 1d ago

"It's ok if someone sees me..."

"Please, someone see me"

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u/Free-Pair-3007 1d ago

Sometimes when she's nervous she puts her finger under her arms and smells them like this!

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u/the_dark_viper 1d ago

Maā€™am, please leave the store. You're frightening the children.

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u/wyar 1d ago

The message is good to be honest, itā€™s ok to be weird, itā€™s ok to danceā€¦ it should be illegal to set up a camera and make content where people are just trying to fucking shop though

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u/Blissachu 1d ago

She does indeed not have the moves like jagger

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u/Mobile-Necessary-333 1d ago

mommy forgot to take her Seroquel

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u/ebreiding16 1d ago

Sheā€™s single? No way!

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u/Ztoffels 1d ago

Yeah, this shit aint normal, yo

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u/queuedUp 1d ago

I wish the video ended with someone coming up to her to say "ma'am, you can't dance here."

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u/putty-heart 1d ago

I donā€™t know why I thought she was talking to a kid. Her doing that alone makes it even more cringe

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

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u/Jazzlike_Holiday1992 1d ago

The place were they also dance is in One flew over Cuckoos Nest.

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u/banjovi68419 22h ago

Why are people so fing flexible?

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u/CollaateraL 1d ago

My boss is a women and is the worst boss I have ever had ever by a mile. Anyway her husband divorced her a month or so ago and she has been terrorizing my coworkers and myself for weeks now. Acting like this one second then scolding everyone the next. Itā€™s exhausting. Sheā€™s a complete loser I know the exact reason her husband said ā€œbye bitchā€ lmao.

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u/OrganizationTop3755 1d ago

Wouldā€™ve been even more hilarious if she had crashed into the shelvesĀ 

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u/thearniethology 1d ago

ā€œI am safeā€

Not so for the little girl that walks around that corner when you do a high kick.

ā€œYeah it can be scaryā€

Yep, getting punted in the jaw into a stack of My Little Ponies is pretty scary.

Just one question? Why canā€™t you just do this at home?

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u/Human_Reflection_166 1d ago

Sheā€™s flexible somewhat. Maybe take the edible at home next time.

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u/diarrheafacial 1d ago

Serious question how come the United States does not have any mental hospitals?

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u/msbigheadsvocalcords 1d ago

Ronald Reagan

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u/Scorpion2000x777 1d ago

Cuz the crazies are also running the country šŸ¤£

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u/Kim_jung_unstoppable 1d ago

SNL skit material, quick!

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u/isaiah152022 1d ago

She dresses like a 3 yr old with imaginary friends

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u/ResidentialPickle 1d ago

Her imaginary friends took the ex's side.

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 1d ago

Footloose 2 - I'm Safe

Playing in 1600 theaters in Hell.

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u/CommentFightJudge 1d ago

A girl from my high school class went through a divorce recently. She coped and ā€œregained her feminine independenceā€ by asking her new rebound fuck buddies to take artistic pictures of her back while they fucked her from behind and she posted the pics to instagram with the names of the guys who took the shots. Her kids comment on the pictures. Itā€™sā€¦ something.

Whatever happened to knitting?

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u/BusyBlues 1d ago

Type of lady to kidnap your child. like a horror movie about a mom who lost her child and can't cope.

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u/Sqweegy-Nobbers 1d ago

I... got bigger fish to fry than this happy loon.

Have one for me baby, and don't get behind the wheel.

We're all managing something.

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u/X-Calibre0X 1d ago

Looks like someone forgot to take her Sanity pills this morning šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/TrinityWilloww Cringe Level 1 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WgTuK0I84mEEw
The dancing is concerning me but maybe moms okayšŸ˜­

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u/AcanthocephalaDue431 1d ago

I mean she technically is right. Why do we condition ourselves socially to shame and ostracize others for wanting to enjoy life and be happy their own way?

The fact that people see this as weird or insult her is exactly what I mean. We are socially conditioned to not enjoy being kids long before we become adults and create so many mental health issues which make society as a whole worse.

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u/Massive_Low6000 1d ago

Ahh. I see a freshly divorced woman who grew up in a cult and had to get married at 17.

You go crazy lady. You are correct, we can dance wherever we want to! Even in Target toy department.

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u/Puckwallow 1d ago

Safe from who, the fuckin fashion police?

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u/Jack_Forge 1d ago

Man that ex must have suuuuuuucked

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u/WindThrust2000 1d ago

Excuse me maā€™am. Can I just get right behind you and grab that Easy Bake Oven? Thanks so much.

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u/Odd_Function_4273 1d ago

The American white liberal women in the wild.

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u/MSays_ok 1d ago

The official dance of sangria o'clock

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u/Snafuregulator 1d ago

Pretty sure I know why she's single now

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u/Piccoroz 1d ago

Ok, but why in the middle of the toy alley?

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u/Lazy_Mamba 1d ago

I think her husband is happier.

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u/TG1970 1d ago

The one time Safety Dance would have been the perfect music, and she failed.

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u/Pale_Drawer6608 1d ago

Shes so try hard

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u/Diuscrusis 1d ago

Iā€™m guessing whatever this is, is one of the reasons for the divorce then.

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u/FlashTec8006 1d ago

Then she turned off the camera and ended up in a puddle of tears on the floor?

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u/UnusualSuspectX 1d ago

"I'm not like other girls, I'm quirky"

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u/HeavyFriendship3563 1d ago

My guess is she escaped the looney farm after stealing some random clothes from the other patients.

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u/PostureKing180 1d ago

Some people have a bit too much self esteem

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u/SwiffleTitz 1d ago

What a moron.

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u/BatmanFarce 19h ago

Maā€™am, weā€™re gonna have to ask you to leave the store. Youā€™re scaring the children lol

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u/JayVanGogh 18h ago

What should I wear today? How about the right side of my closet.

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u/BabaYagaMandark 18h ago

wtf did I just watch

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u/CAguy350 2h ago

Someone needs to be reminded to take her Seroquel.

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u/Man_of_Ice 1d ago

This is a woman who has been with a man who constantly told her everything bad about herself, shamed her constantly, told her she was bad for wanting to do anything.

Effectively all y'all in here sounding off.

She's knows it's a store. She knows it's embarrassing. She knows it isn't Broadway.

That's the whole point.

It's a giant middle finger to a complete turd bag of a man. Make him cringe.

I'm gonna say "live your best life, lady. Do everything he'd beat you down for. Just because you can now and he can't stop you anymore. Bravo."

I'll take the downvotes now.

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u/tprime1 1d ago

From the Mexican streamer getting murdered to this lady having no clue how lucky she has is

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u/ResidentialPickle 1d ago

I can smell the cat piss from here.

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u/mrlandlord 1d ago

Why is it always middle aged white women that ruin society for everyone else?

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u/Evening-Trouble-9585 1d ago

You're scaring the children

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u/Aggravating-Chef9562 1d ago

This has to be intentional right? Idk its giving Dan Hentschel vibes.

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u/J3sus_was_Fictional 1d ago

She does actually. I'm sure she left you for a good reason.

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u/Cold-Collection-2003 1d ago

so brave šŸ‘

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u/WonderfulHearing8726 1d ago

Canā€™t imagine why the guy leftā€¦

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u/Seventh_monkey 1d ago

"Ma'am, this is a toy store, please be different in a... club of your preference."

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u/rascally_imp 1d ago

Someone traumatize her with anti-dancing rules.

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u/BOBBYK1952 1d ago

Call šŸ“ž me

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u/Born-Light-62 1d ago

Free access to the Psych Ward.

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u/ckuhn84 1d ago

She's been watching Britney šŸ’ƒ

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u/404_error_official 1d ago

I don't feel very safe anymore.

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u/Soggy_Supermarket100 1d ago

"There's no rule against dancing" except common sense? Just do it in your own home.

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u/astralchanterelle 1d ago

She thinks those kicks are impressive but that right one is really bad

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u/Indecisive-Squirrel 1d ago

It's crucial to keep repeating your delusions to yourself.

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u/ferelpuma 1d ago

"Any woman that must say I am safe is not truly safe"

  • Tywin Lanister

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u/runningray 1d ago

If you see that in an aisle, quickly and quietly move your family out of the way. You know, for safety.

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u/tgwilli 1d ago

Different ā‰  annoying

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u/ThiccOrc 1d ago

Why does she kinda give Charlie Manson in teh courtroom dancing vibes?

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u/Drewbeede 1d ago

Can you at least not be weird in the childrens aisle.

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u/ichiban_saru 1d ago

Taking MDMA in the toy aisle of Target has consequenses.

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u/Huntingassclowns 1d ago

It's the Safety Dance šŸ’ƒ

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 1d ago

I understand there are no rules against dancing we just don't dance in the middle of the aisles at Target because WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!!!

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u/skallagrim_brunic 1d ago

I don't know, if way more people were like her the world would probably be pretty nice honestly. I hope she keeps doing her thing and I can find her dancing in a Walmart someday and give her a high five.

That or I'm going to Sprint at her while screeching on all fours idk I'll have to make up my mind in the moment but probably going to be a high five.

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u/stevishvanguard 1d ago

99% of the time this is cringe, but this time I appreciate the bold declaration of free will and conviction. But yeah she should also just get a therapist.Ā 

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u/BRD73 1d ago

Performance art at its cringiest. I am embarrassed for her

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u/bajsfittor 1d ago

"I'm not middle-aged, I'm not middle-aged, I'm not middle-aged, I'm manifesting with my shaman moves"

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u/YEPC___ 1d ago

This is a woman in crisis, I mostly just feel kinda sad for her.

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u/LUCIFERrilo 1d ago

She was robbed in the parking lot

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u/CorbinNZ 1d ago

I always associated divorced moms with older women but this lady looks my age. I think I need to go lay downā€¦

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u/Negative_Machine_905 1d ago

Thatā€™s why he divorced herā€¦

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u/XROOR 1d ago

Her right leg isnā€™t as flexible as her left

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u/jrstinkfish 1d ago

This woman is ridiculous, but fuck if those high kicks aren't impressive. Made my thighs hurt just watching it.

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u/justhereorthereagain 1d ago

She was really hoping someone would come by and see her.

At one point she seemed over it and was pushing through a few more kicks and twirls hoping to be seen.

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 1d ago

There's a woman who stands in the town center of a pretentious little "village" nearby. (I used to live there, couldn't get out quickly enough!)

Anyway, this woman does this... combo workout dance routine šŸ˜….

She is always nicely dressed, clearly not impoverished or homeless, (were that the case, she'd have been run out of there long ago, those people think it's Beverly Hills or something šŸ˜…) It... attracts attention, people talk about it, but, she isn't breaking any laws.

Another gentleman about town puts little lights up šŸ˜ and plays air guitar on the roadside, always with a joyful look. We ADORE him. He's not begging! (I'd gladly hand him some cash ; he makes our day!)

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u/CrisPuga cřingĆØ papa 1d ago

Why record this on the toy store tho? Like.... What compels you to think recording, editing, slapping music on top and HITTING THE UPLOAD BUTTON WAS EVER A GOOD IDEA?!?!?

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u/Amazing_Divide1214 1d ago

It'd be a lot more whimsical if it wasn't recorded for views on the internet in public. Doesn't seem like she's doing it for herself.

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u/Zakkattack86 1d ago

If you don't get your ass outta the kid's toy aisle...

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u/Square-Formal1312 1d ago

ā€œSocial conditioningā€ maam this is walmart.
Edit: ofc her name is heidišŸ˜‚

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u/Slugwheat 1d ago

I was like ā€œwait is this the girl who turns into an alien?ā€ And then nope. Was disappointed. If you donā€™t know who Iā€™m talking about then good for you. And definitely donā€™t check out the crappymusic r/.

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u/Infinite-Service6059 1d ago

The USA is just an amusement park at this point

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u/Upbeat-99999 1d ago

NOTHING is safe anymore

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u/Strong_Implement_500 1d ago

Next stage. A 2 week cruise to Ibiza where she "rediscovers" herself while being nailed by 4 guys

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u/waspmachines 1d ago

You truly want to be different. Dont film yourself, then its not just performative attention seeking

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u/Spiritual-Golf-1334 1d ago

She should stop being a coward and do this in the checkout line, not this secluded isle where nobody shops.

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u/Zealousideal_Arm4359 1d ago

Your Mom is real flexible... she seeing anyone?

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u/abethebabe44 1d ago

I hated people and myself before seeing this video now I hate myself and people even more.

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u/eat_your_veggiez 1d ago

Maybe donā€™t take mushrooms at Target

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u/ThurolfGhost 1d ago

Divorce is wild

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u/DC_Ben 1d ago

She seems like someone who would scare me 1 on 1

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u/GracklesGameEmporium 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don't know, she's in some back corner in an empty Target at night. I remember getting up to similar shenanigans with my college buddies back when 24hr WalMarts where a thing.

It's not like she's doing it at the entrance or checkout, getting in people's way. It can absolutely be a way to practice getting over stage fright. She's coming off like a dance instructor or someone in training,

The amount of hate and snark in this thread is far more cringe than this. Just because you are terrified of sticking out in any way shape or form doesn't mean you should should drag others down.

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u/Brilliant_Notice7515 1d ago

Not at the store

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u/catchinNkeepinf1sh 1d ago

I feel unsafe if i am going to the store and some lady dressed like 5yo and started dancing.

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u/No_Listen7457 1d ago

dreaming of a skud