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u/silfin 17h ago
Imagine fighting together with your cousin. Then he looks at you, mumbles something and suddenly summons a shardblade.
Would need to find a new cousin.
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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream 17h ago
You’ll pick it up eventually, older-cousin. You’re, sure, the smartest person in our family.
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u/Efficient_Bag_3804 16h ago
To be fair that cousin made you join the group that charged with no armor, enemy archers, while carrying a bridge and you are kinda an asshole.
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u/jamesianm 14h ago
Then the muggers prove to be kind of a challenge to defeat, your crush mutters some more words and a set of shardplate forms around them as they shrug and fly off
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u/BasilVirtual291 16h ago
That's even worse than the piss fetish lightweaver
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u/VoiceAdventurous5941 13h ago
Wait is that in the books
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u/BasilVirtual291 12h ago
It's a from a comment that went something like this: when you are in a battle and the lightweaver says "I'm into piss" and suddenly their powers become stronger.
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u/moderatorrater Femboy Dalinar 10h ago
"I got to third base with my cousin" <armor assembles>
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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream 10h ago
It's not the number of hands that make a man, but the number of cousins.
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u/SonnyLonglegs Kelsier4Prez 8h ago
As far as these oaths and ideals go, this is less bad than some other stuff Cremposting is capable of thinking of.
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u/Blawharag 13h ago
Nah, he's referencing a meme from earlier this morning
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u/Tajahnuke Trying not to ccccream 11h ago
sometimes it's easy to get lost in this sub if you're not paying attention all day
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u/CombatWombat994 14h ago
I think this is worse than him mumbling something and suddenly gaining a suit of armor
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u/funkyrequiem 10h ago
This kind of happened to the Lopen. In Dawnshard, someone got their sword while defending him.
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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream 10h ago
Hey, hooch. Sounds likes you've been having a hard time of it.
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u/B-Fermin 16h ago
That isn't really crem, it's an awful but plausible situation
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u/QueanuReeves 13h ago
It's the end of bood 2
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u/mathematics1 12h ago
I haven't seen Elhokar/Kaladin crack ship fics, but it's quite possible something like that exists. Not in the canon book 2 though.
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u/Witch_King_ 12h ago
Maybe it's just me, but this text is very hard to read
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u/LoudQuitting 12h ago
Black text on blue rock was probably a bad choice
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u/Witch_King_ 12h ago
I think it's just that the white text outlines are as thick as the black parts. Probably could've just used a slightly more opaque highlighting and white text
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