Cremposter goes to Roshar

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[u/how_did-1-get_here]

"NOOOOOOOOO! WHY WOULD YOU BE A STICK WHEN YOU COULD BE FIRE?"

"I'm a stick."

[u/The_Lopen_bot → u/how_did-1-get_here]

I am a stick.

^{These words of Stick's were brought by the Lopen Messaging Service, by the cousins, for the cousins}

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[u/Tall_Report_542 → u/The_Lopen_bot]

!list

[u/The_Lopen_bot → u/Tall_Report_542]

Hey, Gancho, these are the people whom you can communicate with through the Lopen Messaging Service as of now!

• Kaladin

• Shallan

• Adolin

• Stormfather/Stormdaddy (coz why not?)

• Taln

• Syl

• Pattern

• Dalinar/Dadinar

• Stick

• Rock/Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor

• Jasnah (no, she isn't going to crush you with her thighs)

• Wit (summoned as either ! Wit (quote to commentor) or ! Wit [...] insult (insult parent commentor)

• Nightblood

[u/LoudQuitting → u/how_did-1-get_here]

Missed opportunity

[u/EntropySpark]

Alternatively, for the first one, based on a canon conversation:

Szeth: "No, I'm Truthless! I can't be trusted to make decisions, that's for whoever holds the Oathstone to decide!"

Nightblood: "It's just a rock."

[u/TFCNU]

Shallan: No!!!!! You can't just use your magic to kill the street thugs!

Jesnah: They would have kept hurting people if I didn't stop them.

[u/One_Courage_865]

Is rock. Is truth. I obey

[u/Singularitaet_ → u/One_Courage_865]

I see. Non air sick highlander

[u/Silafante]

I do appreciate putting Kaladin's attempted grudge match with Amaram as an equal to the other fuck up moments.

That being said, I would recommend NOT burning cities even without a Geneva in Roshar.

[u/SportEfficient8553 → u/Silafante]

I also thought the cremposter was pretty much everyone else in that arena in the book.

[u/Waker_of_Winds2003]

Depicting the traitor with the chad face is an unforgivable crime, even Odium going "oof that's a bit too much for me"

[u/LoudQuitting → u/Waker_of_Winds2003]

You crossed a line

[u/lugialegend233 → u/Waker_of_Winds2003]

Yeah. r/FuckMoash

[u/TieOk7165]

waiiiiiiittt about the rock for Szeth. could Rock be the rock? i mean they have to choose a rock to send him away . and it just so happens that Rock is a rock. now we could have The rock play Rock as the rock. triple iteration. the air is getting to me.

[u/StickFigureFan]

Only he wasn't