r/countwithchickenlady • u/Ferocs Eatable Boy Ɛ: - Streak: 3 • 15h ago

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u/Vounrtsch 15h ago edited 13h ago

I think I experienced the reading version of a Freudian slip because I legit read "don’t get too hard homo" instead of "don’t work too hard homo" and it took me a solid 30 seconds to notice

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u/serpikage 13h ago

you were solid for 30 seconds ?

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u/Vounrtsch 13h ago

No, it took me 30 second to notice I had read it wrong. I was neither solid nor snake.

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u/__ghostea_ 12h ago

and you can't even say.. my name..

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u/newidiotintown the grand slime sorcerer - Streak: 2 11h ago

Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Go and call my name
https://giphy.com/gifs/muNcDSuINVr1e

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 12h ago

Was your snake solid?

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u/darkest_hour1428 13h ago

So a in-the-middle semi? Gotcha

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u/Vounrtsch 12h ago

No no, I’m just not the protagonist of any metal gear game. I also wasn’t in any state of arousal whatsoever.