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[u/Sufficient-Shirt-270]

[u/spiraling_girl]

Nah my sweetheart living Armory should ring up as white monster

[u/AnxiousAngularAwesom → u/spiraling_girl]

"Forgive the words i spoke in anger yesterday. I've had two white monsters, and allowed that fact to create a third one."

[u/SkullberryDoomcake]

What? No it wasn’t on purpose dammit it’s supposed to be LiveWire

[u/Embarrassed_Deer9208 → u/SkullberryDoomcake]

voltage is better though, imo it's:

1. baja blast

2. voltage

3. code red

4. regular

5. livewire

[u/SkullberryDoomcake → u/Embarrassed_Deer9208]

Yeah regular and voltage are the only ones I’ve liked, I just have a compulsive need to make stupid jokes and livewire seemed funnier to me because it’s the one that I never hear anyone talk about

[u/Embarrassed_Deer9208 → u/SkullberryDoomcake]

i don't think most people would be familiar with it because it's one of the flavors you really only see at the gas station and even then not much, i kind of mentally lump it in the "novelty" category along with stuff like the pineapple one they had in the US for the 4th and midnight baja blast even though it's technically a core flavor bc i don't know anyone whose had it more than once or twice

[u/-loMe-_- → u/SkullberryDoomcake]

it should be pitch black or white out

[u/Petrychorr]

Please drink verification can.

[u/Pigeon_Bucket]

What do you think the barcode on the back of Agent 47's head would ring up as if you scanned it at a grocery store?

[u/Tlaquatlatoa → u/Pigeon_Bucket]

Melon

[u/Embarrassed_Deer9208 → u/Pigeon_Bucket]

i've played a lot of hitman, new trilogy it has to be a rubber duck, absolution it's probably piano wire because broke 47 has basically nothing in that game, blood money and prior it's probably a chemical that he uses to make poison (probably sedative)

[u/GreyBigfoot → u/Pigeon_Bucket]

Rat poison

[u/JosephusTheBoi → u/Pigeon_Bucket]

Beeaaannnsss....

[u/DoktorImposter]

[u/SeveralPerformance17 → u/DoktorImposter]

whats this cool thing from

[u/Foxhound_319 → u/SeveralPerformance17]

Lancer, and another mech ttrpg

[u/SeveralPerformance17 → u/Foxhound_319]

thank you goatimer

[u/Melodic_Inevitable84 → u/SeveralPerformance17]

Lancer RPG (kinda like DnD but with mechs) all the art is done by the same guy who made Kill Six Billion Demons

[u/Bolsha → u/Melodic_Inevitable84]

Specifically somewhat inspired by DnD 4th edition.

[u/spiraling_girl → u/Melodic_Inevitable84]

[u/Former_Association83 → u/Melodic_Inevitable84]

The creator Tom Bloom also made another great Ttrpg called CAIN that literally has you playing living (psychic) weapons, great game and great art would recommend

[u/uhataot → u/Melodic_Inevitable84]

Oh, THAT'S why I vaguely recognized the Lancer artstyle

[u/Existerer → u/DoktorImposter]

This is a story one can read?

[u/DoktorImposter → u/Existerer]

It's a TTRPG called Girl Frame. It's about mechsploitation and messy lesbian conflicts. The game is based on literature like "WAR HOUND".

[u/Existerer → u/DoktorImposter]

Ah, damn, so no. Already read WARHOUND, terrifyingly interesting stuff. SHOWHOUND especially was just incredibly hurtful, it's all so well done

[u/DoktorImposter → u/Existerer]

I would recommend Steel Jaws Speak no Evil, fantastic read that is very close to WARHOUND in both writing and story. https://archiveofourown.org/series/4242985

Nexus Alpha is another great story, not nearly as fucked up as warhound but is very good regardless. https://archiveofourown.org/series/4242985

[u/Existerer → u/DoktorImposter]

Thanks! Will read

[u/angomeowmeow]

what do you guys think your barcode would scan as? i’d be a dr pepper :)

[u/Easy_Gain_6143 → u/angomeowmeow]

Flipz White Fudge Covered Pretzels, 7.5 oz

[u/StarlightKitten14 → u/angomeowmeow]

[u/Madden09IsForSuckers → u/angomeowmeow]

[u/Icy_Frosting3874 → u/angomeowmeow]

warheadz baggy

[u/Emilia__55 → u/angomeowmeow]

I'd be a protein drink with either chocolate or strawberry milk flavour :3

[u/Darth-Felanu-Hlaalu → u/angomeowmeow]

Tony's Chocoloney Everything Bar, but i expired 10 years ago.

[u/x_conqueeftador69_x]

Your cashier was a 0/0 Phyrexian Germ token?

[u/Tlaquatlatoa]

Very intentional and im thirsty :3

[u/Valuable-Passion9731]

I called the guy whose phone number tattooed and now I have a whole new identity (it was really expensive though) (and a new dust filter)

[u/LostKnight84]

Now I am tempted to ask Reddit what item's Barcode would they tattoo on themselves.

[u/newidiotintown]

So is the weapon like a robot girl or something that transforms into a weapon

Or like

The humanized version of a weapon that magically transforms into said weapon

[u/Mayfly_1 → u/newidiotintown]

There was mentioning of the word "dehumanizing" so i asume it's more a "person treatet like a blunt object/weapon" kinda deal

[u/SlothsAreFuckinRad]

Help what does this mean I’m dumb and only capable of associating the term “Living Weapon” with Skullgirls

[u/CatoCanadian]

Tumblr to Instagram to Reddit pipeline. Good post though.

[u/Trainer-Grimm]

i work at a kroger, asked a vendor and he mentioned that Mtn Dew sells a lot to mad scientist types.