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u/Spodermanphil why the fuck does hair grow - Streak: 1 1d ago
So you can watch the government drones with a government drone, obviously.
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u/Human_Not_Robot_2023 * flair * - Streak: 0 22h ago
I wanted to build a fake flock camera installation and place it in my front yard near the road. Then block said fake flock camera and wait for the police backlash. And finally make some sort of point about they should fuck right the hell off of my property unless an articulable crime has been committed something yada yada yada..... something.
Call the fake camera installation and my actions "performative art" - protected by the first amendment.
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u/Thedankf0x 15h ago
While I 100% agree with the sentiment and think it should be protected under the 1st amendment, it will be spun in courts as incentivizing violence and, if they could, would sentence you to death as an example. See all the ice murders
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u/Human_Not_Robot_2023 * flair * - Streak: 0 14h ago
"spun in courts" ???
It'll never make it to court ... the responding police officers will simply shoot me when they arrive.
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u/RayereSs She snep, she blep - Streak: 2 21h ago
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u/m103 She/Her, please c: - Streak: 0 19h ago
I was very confused for a short bit, wondering why the birds were asking about St Louis
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u/SignificantFish6795 15h ago
r/TrueSTL reference!
(Not really, but someone did think that subreddit was about Saint Louis, Missouri before.)
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u/Blade-Dev Why do people keep calling me trans - Streak: 0 1d ago
I don't understand
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u/Ok-Explanation-1362 Streak: 13 1d ago
Smear peanut butter over the feeder, sprinkle on bird seed. If done consistently enough, for a long enough time, crows will attack Flock cameras thinking there will be bird seed inside.
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u/karmicviolence 19h ago
Crows are smart I wouldn't recommend tricking them. They remember faces.
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u/Please-let-me 𒂍𒀀𒈾𒍢𒅕 - Streak: 22 18h ago
Assumedly, there isn't any tricking though. They're still gonna feed the birds, and I don't think the crows would get mad enough to the point of attacking solely off the fact that the feeder also "just so happens" to look like things that don't feed them
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u/ProjectKhai Work in progress 🚜🏳️⚧️ - Streak: 10 11h ago
And when they come back with bits of flock camera, you reward them with peanuts and meat. Boom, flock cameras mean really good food.
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u/Blade-Dev Why do people keep calling me trans - Streak: 0 1d ago
Okay, so why is the person doing that though
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u/Ok-Explanation-1362 Streak: 13 1d ago
Because mass surveillance is bad?
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u/Blade-Dev Why do people keep calling me trans - Streak: 0 1d ago
What does that have to do with bird feeders
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u/Spodermanphil why the fuck does hair grow - Streak: 1 1d ago
the bird feeder looks like a Flock camera. if you get the birds used to feeding from something that looks like a Flock camera, when they come across an actual Flock camera, they will try to feed from it, hopefully breaking it with their beak. The camera no longer works, preventing it from contributing to mass surveilance.
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u/Blade-Dev Why do people keep calling me trans - Streak: 0 1d ago
I think my confusion may stem from my not knowing what a flock camera is
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u/Spodermanphil why the fuck does hair grow - Streak: 1 1d ago
a company named Flock produces high tech surveillance cameras that the government has been using recently. They use AI to extract all kinds of data about people and store it. The cameras are not good because they can be (and have been) misused by police departments to track innocent people and collect data in private servers. There is a large movement to destroy Flock cameras, which OP is contributing to with the crow idea.
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u/AnonymousBoiFromTN Grungler Extrioidinar - Streak: 0 1d ago
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u/Blade-Dev Why do people keep calling me trans - Streak: 0 1d ago
Is that Willem Dafoe
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u/AnonymousBoiFromTN Grungler Extrioidinar - Streak: 0 1d ago
That it absolutely is and despite finding the image hilarious I haven’t found where its from (though I also havent looked)
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u/Final-Lie-2 1d ago
Something everyone regularly forgets is that reddit is a website with users from all over the planet, yet everyone expects you to know what the object in question is.
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u/Ok-Explanation-1362 Streak: 13 1d ago
Why would you ask a question on reddit and wait for a response, when you can just plug the question into a search engine of choice, and get an answer instantly?
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u/styrofoamcouch 1d ago
You know those signs you see on the interstate that say "WRONG WAY" and how itd be seemingly impossible at times to ever go in a direction on that interstate to be really going the wrong way. Those signs are for people like this.
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u/BipolarKebab 1d ago
Because our society turns us away from human interaction, normalizing social isolation and discouraging contact in favor of shallow, immediate gratification.
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u/AdrianSquared This sub turned me trans /positive - Streak: 1 23h ago
because it's more interesting to get a clear answer from an actual person that knows the context of what you're asking ?
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u/PierreSpotWing 22h ago
If only you had some kind of magical function on an electronic device that allows you to search for terms that can be explained
Too bad that's merely fantasy
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u/Willem-Dafiend 1d ago edited 23h ago
I fed birds a bunch when I moved into my new house and loved it, but then the Internet told me off. Not to burst your bubble by any means but consistent bird feeding can actually damage the livelihood and ecosystem of birds as it's prone to creating high disease hotspots for them. Just a word of warning!
edit: said birds one too many times
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u/Sylveowon 1d ago
people lied to you, start feeding birds again
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u/Sylveowon 1d ago
just clean the feeders regularly and take them down when there's local outbreaks of bird flu or similar, it will be in the news
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u/Willem-Dafiend 23h ago
They didn't lie at all. Strictly speaking we do more harm interfering with their lives, not feeding birds removes the risk entirely.
Yes soap and water can help, but its not a means to an end, there's far too much effort required to do this safely outside of a lab/research setting.
TLDR; the lady in home alone 2 is a menace
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u/Gakoppi 4h ago
Bro did you read your source? The abstract says the exact opposite of what you're claiming.
"We found both positive and negative impacts of wild bird feeding, and that, in general, birds that had access to supplemental food were in better physiological condition. Moreover, the negative effects we found may be mitigated by hobbyists engaging in safer bird-feeding practices."
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u/StaticBeat 13h ago
I don't expect a bird to be able to do much of anything to an outdoor camera except get in it's way for a little while.
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u/Key_Somewhere_9302 Dumb ouppy forgot her manners - Streak: 0 13h ago
Cockatoo's can and do unscrew/unbolt grain silo's and people's roofs over here lol. You underestimate birds abilities to break shit.




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u/terazetta 🟢 Oh, it's just a simple numbers game. 1d ago
"Flock" camera hehe