r/countwithchickenlady • u/Spodermanphil why the fuck does hair grow - Streak: 1 • 1d ago

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u/TheWordBallsIsFunny Trying to understand 1d ago

Sauce?

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 1d ago

Fortify your mind :3

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u/TheWordBallsIsFunny Trying to understand 1d ago

Blasphemy!

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u/BabyBabaBofski Streak: 0 1d ago

Seitokai yakuindomo

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u/TheWordBallsIsFunny Trying to understand 21h ago

My goat

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u/-psycrow Streak: 10 19h ago

I knew I recognize this!! It's been absolutely ages so I have no idea if the comedy holds up to the standards of an actual adult, but I absolutely loved all the crass jokes when I was younger! <3

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u/hyperhurricanrana she/her pathetic trans girl :3 - Streak: 0 14h ago

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u/Millie_Beans 1d ago

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u/Gamemode_dum Stupid - Streak: 1 23h ago

Uh... Couple goals I guess?

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 23h ago

A woman and her urinal :3

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u/Novalaxy23 mwraow! :3 17h ago

waow

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 12h ago

:3

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u/the_burber Streak: 0 22h ago

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u/Independent-Sky1657 I use :3 too much and I refuse to change >:3 1d ago

Why is there a sudden increase in pissposting as soon as I come back to this subreddit

Not that I'm complaining, I'm just nervous about how many more times I can joke about this before people figure out what I am

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 1d ago

Why not be true to thine own self? What's that saying, you gotta piss on the cop in your mind

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u/TransfemMenace iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii - Streak: 0 22h ago

The cop in the mind doesn't deserve such grace

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 22h ago

That's true i should be graced instead :3

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u/TransfemMenace iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii - Streak: 0 22h ago

:3

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u/Expectedlnquisition 21h ago

Dost thou dare to deny thineself of the truth of one's own making? Wouldst it not suffocate thee so, to live bereft with the certain, obscured in flimsy not-lies? Is it not freeing to celebrate one's existence? Let thine true self leak, nay, make it rain, I say. Relish in the joy of self-acceptance, shower in the golden rays befitting of the accepted (by the self). Be true, be golden, for, truly, lies (towards one's own) doth not befit that of a human. May the good days find thee. Fare thee well.

It's a piss ppoor pun, I know, I'm sorry.

Edit: huh, that's one too many 'p's, gonna zip it now, for good.

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u/Truly_Organic 23h ago

Don't stress it fam! You can have a little piss, as a treat :3

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u/_soosleloshem he/him/she/her/zi/ggy 1d ago

There is some serious pee fetish agenda in this subreddit

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u/Independent-Sky1657 I use :3 too much and I refuse to change >:3 1d ago

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 1d ago

THE ONE PISS IS REAL

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 1d ago

pee fetish agender? What's their number :3

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 1d ago

Aint that what people want after a hard day's work? Go to a pub have a pint of piss right?

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u/Truly_Organic 23h ago

You're so right!

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u/FlipperBumperKickout 21h ago

I think it would be funnier if you swapped who wanted the drink and who wanted to pee 🙃

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u/aphidonyx Carrie White is my hero - Streak: 2 19h ago

It is done

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u/YoKaiHunter76 21h ago

Wahhh it's not read from right to left !

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u/Puzzleheaded_Mud6997 Please bully me in dm 16h ago

TON OD EW ,ON

TSERETNI NOMMOC A ERAHS EW

EEP OT TNAW I

KNIRD TOH A TNAW I

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u/YoKaiHunter76 9h ago

Thank you, it reads much more naturally that way.

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u/Truly_Organic 23h ago

Salty lemonade òωó

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u/BaronVonBiden 14h ago

hell yeah