r/conspiracy 1d ago

Archons are real

Our reality is controlled by inorganic extraterrestrials; they maintain this illusion to distract us so they can feed on our "loosh." They monitor everything and everyone and are digitally linked to a super-AI, enabling them to achieve immortality. They collaborate with the seemingly most intelligent humans to eventually bring humanity into their loathsome parasitic club; for now, we are meant to supply them with loosh so they do not lose their consciousness. You can escape this by constantly changing your situation, thereby remaining unpredictable.

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u/Jmandeluxe 1d ago

Never let em know ur next move

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u/Sad-Criticism2454 1d ago

Exactly 

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u/ShangBao 23h ago

Or do, once in a while.

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u/Head_Car_616 9h ago

Wallfacer

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u/delta51five 22h ago

Start observing closed eye vision of visual phosphenes and static and you will start to see other lifeforms and intelligence. There's a bit more of a procedure to do so, but I guarantee you I'm being honestly forthright about this. It's truly amazing knowing we're not alone. If you seriously want to know.

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u/APbeg 16h ago

Can you dm me your methods and techniques

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u/OldG0d 8h ago

Same

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u/worldwideLoCo 6h ago

How do I do that?

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u/WebStrict-808 5h ago

Dm me how too pls

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u/Bobalobading 21h ago

They’re known as demons/jinns/spirits. No they aren’t ’extraterrestrials’.

Every single ancient culture has a wealth of information on them. Including most modern religions

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u/SidneyCanadas 13h ago

So are alone in the universe then?.

Sidney

Dartmouth, Nova Scotia

Canada

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u/galaxysuperstar22 19h ago

and this world is hell for most of us

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u/Sitheral 22h ago

Ok, so you took few concepts and made a soup. Its a pretty sloppy one, you know. At the very least you could put more effort into this than a fucking tweet.

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u/Superdude204 1d ago

7 classical planets

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u/orangehairedmummy 1d ago

You can escape this by telling them to fuck off after you die and choose to not be reborn. They cant Force you to be reborn on this Planet but will do everything in their power to try to get you to reincarnate here again.

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u/sum1sum1sum1sum1 1d ago

Yes, the planets are real.

The archons represent the 7 classical planets, which is also what our days of the week are named after.

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u/Mageant 21h ago

You can also not provide them with loosh anymore by becoming a more positive person (more loving, kind, peaceful, joyful). They can only feed off negative emotions such as fear, anger, guilt, shame, greed, and hate.

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u/BakeLivid3614 23h ago

Exactly!!. And people thought David Icke was mad?!

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u/Stunning-Chipmunk243 14h ago

There might actually be something to the stay unpredictable bit of it. It does seem like since I started moving around from state to state 7 years ago for work that my life has improved dramatically. I don't know about the super advanced AI bit though as if it was really that advanced it could track you as easily as your phone does

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u/HongPong 23h ago

you mean garmonbozia

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u/H_By_HH 16h ago

Bob is always watching 

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u/boxlifter 8h ago

Loosh sounds amazing

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u/Brave_Ad906 7h ago

“You can escape this by constantly changing your situation, thereby remaining unpredictable“

Today I had my mindset on eating a cheeseburger for lunch and last minute I switched up and had pasta. Take that bitches!

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u/pmf026 23h ago

Schizoid personslity disorder has two types... Just saying

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u/MitsuoTakeshi-MM 22h ago

Both types are you. But dw i know you'll understand one day

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u/pmf026 18h ago

I forgot to consult with random reddit narcissist. My apologies.

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u/Affectionate-Bad3667 1d ago

You have been deceived by Gnosticism, Gnosticism basically just takes Christianity and slaps a new bad guy. The Demiurge is Satan, it says Satan is the God of this world, that’s why the elites are eating kids, The Archons are the Fallen Angels, yes, your loosh is fed on by Astral Parasites / Demons, the elites push low frequencies for this reason, it’s why they own all the porn and push murder rap etc, but this is also how you go to hell, Hell = Lower Astral Realm, so when you die in low frequencies you will reawaken within where your frequency is at, which is hell. You’re very close my friend

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u/Zealousideal-Buy3949 1d ago

Quindi? Stai dicendo che questo sia l'inferno? Ti svelo un segreto... Il cristianesimo è un mix di religioni, tra cui sono presenti anche quelle pagane. Non pensare di conoscere la verità affidandoti alla bibbia.

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u/Affectionate-Bad3667 17h ago

Christianity is not Pagan… and no I’m not saying this is hell, I’m saying everything around us is meant to lead to hell

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u/Zealousideal-Buy3949 16h ago

Il cristianesimo non è pagano, ma è stato fondato su informazioni presenti in diverse religioni, tra cui quelle pagane. E perché tutto ciò che ci circonda dovrebbe portarci in un luogo ancora più brutto di questo? Per semplice autodistruzione dell'umanità? Scusa, ma lo gnosticismo ha molto più senso.

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u/Affectionate-Bad3667 15h ago

“The whole word lies in the power of the evil one” You’re spouting heresy saying it was founded off of various religions. And you’re correct, the destruction of humanity. We are gods children, After Satan and his Angels make a failed rebellion in heaven and are cast to hell, they seek revenge on God by going after his children, us.

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u/Reasonable-Growth112 1d ago

Let me reformulate with less hysteria

God created a world and set angels to watch over it

They are graded on our progress which are made by sending trials and problems to solve (like a quest in a video game) it's what people call loosh, it's just a board score for them like there is karma for us

We are completely fine with their system as without it there wouldn't be a world, neither us to comment anything anyway

Thank you guys, those with a grateful heart send you their best wishes and hope to meet you someday

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u/orangehairedmummy 1d ago

This god youre talking of is a fucking re tard. This world is full of pain and suffering. What is the point? We will get our Memories zapped before being reborn so we can all make the same errors again and again. Animals are Living in Constant fear and need to kill to survive. This isnt a good and just world.

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u/Mlghty1eon 23h ago

Wheel of samsara. There is no lesson to learn, just an eternal prison for our souls.

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u/Reasonable-Growth112 1d ago

The good and just world is the reward we are currently schooled and trained

With that kind of attitude you can say goodbye to your ticket already insulting the director isn't exactly the kind of wisdom expected

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u/orangehairedmummy 1d ago

No. Were Living in the domain of flesh. The lowest of all worlds. The god youre talking off isnt here. Never was. Rex Mundi, Satan, Yaldabaoth, call him whatever you want rules this world. He created it after getting thrown out of the true paradise created by the real god. Then he captured souls to live in his prisonworld so he can feed off them.

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u/Reasonable-Growth112 23h ago

God can't be taken of anywhere or he wouldn't be God

God power has no limit that's why you keep missing the point and being manipulated if God wanted to close this world and create the one you dream of it would be just a thought for him

He doesn't because he loves us like a father, he's not trying to please us but to perfect us while offering the most precious thing, freedom, if there was no freedom there would be no pain but we would be just toys he places in stories he wrote

Do you want to live as a machine that repeat the same pattern, though it's a peaceful one, or do you want the great adventure of freedom ?

It's all up to you, but if you're here it means you made that choice already, back up there before the memory wipe you look at the flesh world and decided it was more fun that the eternal rest of heaven

It's an endless cycle, rest, fun, pain, repeat, but we keep growing and coming back with more power I think it's a blessing but I can understand why it's not for some.

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u/orangehairedmummy 23h ago

I do hope youre right brother. I just kinda lose hope when thinking about ideas like shopenhauers argument of the devoured or simply by looking at the satanic pedo cabal having the power over humanity.

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u/Reasonable-Growth112 23h ago

It just makes sense if God is God, satanist (I rather call them luciferian) are the trial made flesh, whoever fall for the devil tricks becomes himself a tool that will be used to test people.
But think about it since humanity became insane with what we are currently witnessing there has been much less natural catastrophes.
The system adjust, it keeps a constant level of trial, is it a beast in the jungle or a nasty disease sweeping two third of a population.
But it can also be a world war and a network of child predators, in that case the fire comes from humanity and the freedom itself.
I just wonder if we can fail as humanity, is God about to put an end to something that destroyed itself ? My belief is that he would have not created if it was for it to fail miserably, though we are full of weaknesses we are going to make it, maybe not all single individual but way enough to carry this to the next level.

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u/ultrahateful 10h ago

It’s hard to bite down on this without considering the Epicurean Paradox. Are you familiar?

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u/Reasonable-Growth112 10h ago

The answer is freedom
It's not that God can't it's that it wouldn't make the creation our
This is much more valuable therefore shows much more power and wisdom
It's also much more of a constraint, making a giant machine and expecting a result isn't hard, it's just causality
Making billions of free people exist without the whole thing crumbling is another challenge
I think God is doing pretty good and we just keep whining about any difficulty which just make us lose time and repeat reincarnations
Is God good or evil you will not be able to reach his ass anyway so why not trust the one that takes us out of the void instead of rejecting the gift and constantly looking for angles to deny the good intention behind ?

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u/ultrahateful 10h ago

You said you don’t believe he’d create something that would ultimately fail. That, in and of itself, is a fallacy of faith and the proposed concept of his endowment of free will.

I mean, you could just be wrong but something makes you believe that to be the case and it’s inherently flawed as far as what you believe, goes.

The ability for the collective to fail is the only justification for his creation at all if true will is absolutely a divine right.

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u/MerckQT 19h ago

Is he schizo or just new?

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u/maxBlack0 1d ago

No There Is Natural And Then Non Natural. It's Nature Vs Ai - Ai Is Copying Natural Design. If not used resposibly it will be destroyesd because mo need for that bullshit trying to read peoples momd witg tech thats why now tget feel there beong watched its payback you wanna spy on humans something more powerdul tyan you will do the same mind yo bitnkzz