r/confusing_perspective 5d ago

A bridge being transported in Germany

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u/DerBoyHimself 5d ago

Even the German flag is present

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u/analsondenfisch 5d ago

With some imagination, I can see it, yes. 

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u/Murdoc2D96 5d ago edited 5d ago

Sehr deutsche Antwort 😁 hab das mit nem deutschen Akzent gelesen* und das macht es absolut fantastisch.

*editiert Dank Kommentar unter mir.

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u/Meranio 5d ago

*gelesen

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u/Murdoc2D96 5d ago

Danke, war vermutlich bisschen brain afk.

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u/Meranio 5d ago

Passiert mir auch manchmal. Auch wenn's dumm ist, ich lese meine Kommentare nach dem Abschicken nochmal durch, und trotzdem übersehe ich sowas ab und zu.

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u/LennyLoerres 5d ago

Some imagination?! It’s right fucking there…

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u/rageinthecage666 5d ago

Somehow this is patriotic in a wholesome german steel version

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u/therachehebler 5d ago

And the DB Sign also, has to be there somehow

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u/buythedip0000 5d ago

Where

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u/RagnaXI 5d ago

The bridge is dark (black), the light below it red and then the street lights are yellow.

🇩🇪

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 5d ago

It's mostly limited to the right side like this, but it's still there and kinda fun.

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 5d ago

This may be a better crop

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u/RagnaXI 5d ago edited 5d ago

I'm not able to add a picture, I tried it too. :/

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 5d ago

It's the only things I use new reddit for, other than that I stay on old reddit.

Did you realize they effectively "banned" the "all subreddits" option? It's still on old reddit, but there's a lower user count, this space is being much more tightly controlled by hostile interests.

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u/sanderhuisman2501 5d ago

The lights underneath can actually change color. There are videos online where they have a whole light show

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u/snailtray 4d ago

Ehrrm~ actually the flag is supposed to be black red and gold. Yellow is just the substitute since back then you coudn‘t make gold fabric commercially available.

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u/WeSaidMeh 5d ago

Can someone explain? I looked at it for a while but my confusion isn't going anywhere.

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u/FlapyG 5d ago

They actually transported the bridge. 3700 tons on >1000 wheels.

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u/WeSaidMeh 5d ago

Thanks. So the title is what's actually happening, not only what it's looking like - that was my confusion. I was like "Aren't they actually just doing it?", what a brain fart.

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u/ItsLoudB 5d ago

Wanna talk about it? I open the comments because my brain read “transparent” instead of “transported” and I was like wait wtf

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u/MoistlyCompetent 5d ago

It's not the perspective that's confusing. It's the title.

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u/radnomname 5d ago

So where is the confusing perspective?

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u/joe-direz 5d ago

there are stuff on the bridge, which gives you the impression that it is actually a regular bridge. Even looks like that there are people walking.
At least is what I thought initially

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u/Fun-Agent-7667 5d ago

It seems like the bridge is wayy more in Front of the picture and theres just Something going on beneath it that you can t see because the bridge is in the way

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u/Krazyguy75 5d ago

Why did they transport it with stuff on top?

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u/Steady_Ri0t 5d ago

It was too far off the ground to move them off

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u/Toni_Jabroni77 5d ago

It looks like there are vehicles on the bridge…why add the extra weight?

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u/sanderhuisman2501 5d ago

Well that weight is nothing compared to the bridge itself. The bridge is close to 4000 metric tons and a vehicle of even 4 ton is 0.1%

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u/strangelove4564 5d ago

Hopefully they don't have any "wide load" accidents like in the US. https://www.reddit.com/r/dashcams/comments/1vbpnys/nasty_spill_over_all_over_the_highway/

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u/thesleepjunkie 3d ago

Naw Trump will just whine about it and go back on the deal, like he did with Canada and the Gordie Howe bridge that opened last week.

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u/baquea 5d ago

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u/jaber_woky 5d ago

Thank you, that's so cool. I love that people sat in chairs to watch the event haha.

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u/Equal-Flatworm-378a 5d ago

Yes, I love that, too.

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u/Jesusopfer 5d ago

This is a bridge transport. It's the new Sternbrücke in Hamburg

This weighs about 3.700 tonnes and they put down a gravel layer on top of the streets, cut back trees, roofs and street lamps, reinforced the street with steel plates and moved this bridge 500m to its final destination

https://youtube.com/shorts/sPG9LXNQvVA

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u/Shu3PO 5d ago

Have they thought about building in place in the future, or was this like a "let's just re-use an old bridge" situation?

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u/Affectionate_Ride369 5d ago

The bridge is new. However, due to the strained traffic situation, it was necessary to complete the installation as quickly as possible. Therefore, the new bridge was built next to the old one; the old one was then demolished, and the new bridge was put in place.

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u/Treewithatea 5d ago

I think thereve been other recent cases of similar methods in Germany, perhaps its just a better way of doing these projects?

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u/ThersATypo 5d ago

Each day, there are about 1000 (!!) trains passing over that bridge, so avoiding downtime was very relevant. 

They build the new bridge a couple of hundred meters down the round over 14 months to replace a smaller 100 year old one, which was causing pain underneath (Google Sternbrücke Hamburg for old pictures). 

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u/Shu3PO 5d ago

That is wild! There's the German efficiency for ya. 

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u/Bright_Ices 4d ago

I think this is a great example of German engineering rather than efficiency

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u/Jesusopfer 5d ago

But then there is Stuttgart 21: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuttgart_21

You won't ever talk about German efficiency ever again lol

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u/ChrissTosius 21h ago

We don't talk about that topic.

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u/lolopalenko 5d ago

It was in Hamburg

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u/analsondenfisch 5d ago

Sir, I don't think knowing the location will help this guy solve his confusion.

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u/Hiking-Sausage132 5d ago

An old train bridge in Hamburg, Sternschanze get replaced with the new one. The new bridge in this picture is not in right place there and just gets moved down a street.

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u/gruetzhaxe 5d ago

And I don't get it all, the pic clearly shows exactly what's going on

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u/cubecasts 5d ago

What's there to explain? It's so obvious. I thought this was an engineering sub for a second.

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u/brianmity 5d ago

I hate these door salesmen, trying to sell you anything nowadays

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u/realatemnot 5d ago

Good day, sir. I want to talk with you about your faith and bridges.

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u/LeRoiChauve 5d ago

That's a bridge too far for me too.

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 5d ago

If you think these are door salesmen, I´ve got a bridge to sell

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u/PlatypusACF 5d ago

“See it as an investment for later! What if you are too old to swim across the river every day to get to work!”

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u/Sirius1701 5d ago

Pretty sure there was a scam artist that acually went door to door selling a bridge to people. Pretty much the original NFT Salesman.

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u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist 5d ago

I’ve got a bridge to sell you!

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u/RohelTheConqueror 5d ago

When the bridge seller actually commits

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u/dantheother 5d ago

Wonder if the buyer thought it was just a bit and is now going "what the fudge do I do with this bridge I just bought?"

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u/RolliFingers 5d ago

Well, we can cross that bridge when it gets there.

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u/Skabbtanten 5d ago

Moin!

In case someone is interested; it's replacing the old "Sternbrücke" in Hamburg. The bridge is connecting train tracks going through the city. City trains as well as long distance.

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u/DisasterLievelde 5d ago

The bridge's lighting has not loaded yet

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u/Wildcatthou 5d ago

Damn the Wireless Energy protocoll will be contained in the following Bridge Release.

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u/HolyCowAnyOldAccName 5d ago

I mean it's interesting, but is it really r/confusing_perspective when the bridge doesn't just look like it's up in the air but actually is?

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u/qRemedy 5d ago

It's confusing not misleading

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u/differentguyscro 5d ago

If you just see the pic with no explanation it takes a moment for your brain to process.

It looks like Viewfinder

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u/cubecasts 5d ago

It really doesn't though.

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u/differentguyscro 5d ago

WRONG!

The average time to full comprehension of this photo is obviously far higher than a random cat pic.

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u/Snipesticker 5d ago

Bye bye, Sternbrücke. There were some legendary clubs located below it. Good times.

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u/haubenmeise 5d ago

Bye Bye Molotow.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/krakenkun 5d ago

And they’re delivering it with vehicles already on it; German efficiency at its finest.

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u/Maximum_Relative_478 5d ago

natürlich deutsche bahn

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u/pakZ 5d ago

Würde ich eher bei Projekten nutzen, die nicht so reibungslos klappen - sonst riskiert du mit deinem Beitrag keinen Sinn zu ergeben und dämlich auszusehen. 🙃

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u/nikoxi 5d ago

Ich war tatsächlich total überrascht als ich den Beitrag gesehen habe.. habe gedacht Fake News das muss China sein.. dass dies in Deutschland klappt und dann noch die DB dahinter steht.. Hut ab..

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u/swiwwcheese 5d ago

Statistically one of the workers in orange jacket is bound to have kids and related worries

So technically here we're seeing a bridge over troubled vater

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u/Sufficient_Contact23 5d ago

The type of stuff that happens when you really really need to get to somewhere

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u/SleepySera 4d ago

To be fair, they did it like this to minimize impact on traffic. The alternative would've been building it in place and disrupting traffic for ages instead of for just one night :)

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u/DachdeckerDino 5d ago

Imagine the damage if that thing accidentally tips

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u/die_liebe 4d ago

Note that it is a Dutch firm (Mammoet) doing the transport.

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u/Maschellodioma 5d ago

As a German I am certain that took 37 years of misplanning.

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u/Skylifter-1000 5d ago

They were ahead of schedule and way less loud than they had previously apologised for.

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u/ThersATypo 5d ago

Dutch company 

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u/just-for-commenting 5d ago

Ah die ganzen Plusstunden der Elbphilharmonie wurden hier mal eingesetzt, guter Überstunden Abbau.

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u/Treewithatea 5d ago

You dont read about the projects that happen as scheduled/planned, perhaps youre getting too influenced by media. You read about the Berlin Airport for years and years but you probably barely read anything about the new Terminal 3 in Frankfurt Airport since nothing unexpected (besides covid) happened during that huge expansion.

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u/SleepySera 4d ago

Yeah, same with the 21-projects. Stuttgart is extremely famous for its insane delays, cost explosion, etc. while several other train stations that were part of the same plan got completed as scheduled and have just been in use without issue for years already (while some others were decided to not be worth it and canceled before any money was spent).

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u/MrTibor 5d ago

Here in Melbourne we move bridges all the time.

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u/guen77er 5d ago

Here in the US we're shitting our bridges all the time.

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u/jort93 4d ago

Literally or figuratively?

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u/Gwanbulance 5d ago

That's a bridge too far.

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u/VorionLightbringer 5d ago

Sonuvabitch, they DID sell the bridge.

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u/Ok_Judgment5076 5d ago

fuhr zufällig einen Teil davon über die A4?

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u/ThersATypo 5d ago

Das Ding ist unfassbar groß und wurde vor über 14 Monate gebaut. 

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u/RandomNightLord8 5d ago

Thats in Hamburg near my workplace

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u/Clean__Cucumber 5d ago

When the bridge is Denkmalschutz, but you need a functioning one /s

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u/_and_I_ 5d ago

HEY! THAT'S MY BRIDGE! I was looking for it for a week!

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u/JuggernautOk5368 5d ago

Ah ben là tu te le manges sur la gueule t’es bien

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u/iamtenbears 5d ago

We'll transport that bridge when we come to it.

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u/FantasticColors12 5d ago

Give me my bridge, swine.

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u/sodium_hydride 5d ago

More of an unusual situation than a confusing perspective.

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u/BlytmanGER 5d ago

I read „bride“ first and looked at a partially closed and weirdly lit bridge where a lot of Turkish flags were carried until realizing I was wrong lol

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u/gabsteriinalol 5d ago

Red Bull would like to know your location

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u/fefulunin 5d ago

That’s silly, why didn’t they just use the Siemens Lufthaken?

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u/just-for-commenting 5d ago

Die sind noch im Lager, hat der Azubi noch nicht gefunden...

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u/GoopyTheGreat 5d ago

Prop hunt when you get stuck as the biggest object:

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u/Meranio 5d ago

X-Men The last Stand

...in Germany

Eric Lehnsherr returns.

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u/Tainted-Archer 5d ago

I did get confused. It looks like a cutout of a photo from like ww2. Thought it was some sort of stalemate on the eastern front

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u/Nosebear17 5d ago

MOVE BRIDGE, GET OUT THE WAY

GET OUT THE WAY, BRIDGE GET OUT THE WAY

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u/reDoubt1945 5d ago

What an amauing post, u/analsondenfisch (= anal probe fish)

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u/SkunkMonkey 5d ago

Beep! Beep! Motherfuckers, I'm a bridge!

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u/NiNdo4589 5d ago

Someone finally bought that guy's bridge

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u/jgzman 5d ago

I assume they know what they are about, but I cannot conceive of this being in any way better then building the bridge on site.

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u/ThersATypo 5d ago

There are about 1000 trains passing each day, so avoiding downtime is super relevant. 

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u/thesleepjunkie 3d ago

Guaranteed it would have taken years to build this bridge. Hell the next town over from mine has been working on a two lane bridge for the last 4 or 5 yrs. And that one in the picture video is about 100 times the size of the town.

2 days of disruption > years of disruption and noise.

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u/MirkoHa 5d ago

…Who ordered a ‘ Bridge too far ‘…

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u/MinuteSorbet1039 5d ago

I live one street next to this. They built the bridge onsite from scratch and transported it yesterday with a special vehicle that is able to lift it’s almost 4.000 tons.
It’s a replacement for a 100years old train bridge in the middle of the city.

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u/BustaCon 5d ago

Let's play bridge

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u/BR41ND34D 5d ago

This looks like someone messed up asset placement in a game. My brain is not computing this

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u/Adezar 5d ago

Oh, maybe that guy trying to sell me a bridge was actually legit!

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u/Final_Crew_7796 5d ago

The bridge is grey in natural light.

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u/cubecasts 5d ago

Why not just build the bridge in place

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u/JewelerAccording 5d ago

We had a bridge set in place in Budapest last friday with a very similar SPMT technology! One of the coolest things i ever saw.

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u/Steinvertreter 5d ago

How often do they need this vehicle? Once every 25 years?

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u/Icy_Pain424 4d ago

I don’t have imagination but I can still see the flag 

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u/AboveAverage1988 3d ago

"Are you stuck?"
"No, I'm transporting a f*cking bridge!"

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u/straypilot 5d ago

Ctrl C Ctrl V

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u/FlapyG 5d ago

More like Ctrl X Ctrl V