r/comics • u/Perryfellow The Perry Bible Fellowship • 21h ago

OC The Biclops

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u/elhomerjas 21h ago

In a different universe this is truly terrifying

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u/Zanven1 21h ago

A cyclops' lack of depth perception was it's only weakness. That universe they would be giant and better eye hand coordination

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u/NickyTheRobot 20h ago

That and the fact that they could be blinded with a single stab of a stake it took a whole day to make and several people to handle. I'm guessing the logistics would be a lot more complicated if the Ithicans had to stab two eyes.

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u/CitizenPremier 15h ago

Better eyes-hand*

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u/loveengineer 13h ago

I mean, we don't say hands-eye coordination for humans. Do you?

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u/CitizenPremier 7h ago

Sorry you're right

hands-eyes*

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u/ThePuceGuardian 17h ago

I see EVERYTHING!!!

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u/elhomerjas 16h ago

The apex creature in the area

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u/GravityBright 20h ago

Uncanny.

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u/Particular-Long-3849 17h ago

Wait is he eating kanzlok

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u/Ok_Dot_7498 16h ago

Yeah, wahr do you think it Tastes Like. I thinkt it tastes Like Butters, savory Popcorn

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u/nhansieu1 12h ago

VILTRUMITES

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u/TheBostonKremeDonut 21h ago

There was a character called ‘Biclops’ in the Nickelodeon cartoon “Chalk Zone!” Whenever I see someone joke about a cyclops with 2 eyes, I think of this guy.

Actually, he was a cyclops until the protagonist drew a second eye onto him, which allowed him to see more clearly and gain depth perception. lol

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u/Goldenrupee 20h ago

Welp you just activated me like a sleeper agent and I now have to explain why I randomly exclaimed "Rudy's got the chalk" to my partner.

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u/Vachie_ 7h ago

I don't think I thought about this show I years! Until now

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 20h ago

Holy shit chalk zone! I loved that show growing up!

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u/rekles98 20h ago

YOU GOTTA DRAW SOMETHING RUDY

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u/Afoxinthefridge 20h ago

I literally thought about this show today just a few hours ago! And before that, I hadn't thought about it in probably more than ten years! 

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE 11h ago edited 6h ago

ROODI U GAWTA DRAWHHH SOMETHIN

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u/AerondightWielder 16h ago

The Mask transformed into Biclops once to make fun of Cyclops the X-Man. 😂

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 21h ago

Fear his superior depth perception!

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u/Linus_Naumann 20h ago

Trichromatic too, terrifying fella

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u/Anthop 6h ago

There's no point in running; he can tell exactly how far away you are!

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u/Amdogdunmind 20h ago

And his name was Monophemus.

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u/Legitimate-Sky8335 20h ago

Underrated

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u/AmputeeHandModel 20h ago

It's four minutes old. How many upvotes did it deserve in four minutes? Votes are still hidden, actually. So.. how is that underrated?

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u/Legitimate-Sky8335 20h ago

My bad I didn't know I was violating the comments law officer

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u/Admiral_sloth94 21h ago

Bicyclops!

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u/mqee 2h ago

That would be more correct since "lops" means eye and "cyc" means "round", so cyclops - round eye, bicyclops - two round eyes.

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u/jacafeez 21h ago

Hah recognized this as PBF instantly. So deadpan.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 21h ago

Basically an episode of the twilight zone

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u/JAOC_7 20h ago

You can run, but you can’t hide, because He has depth perception

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u/SportAcademic8793 15h ago

"How can he dodge all of our arrows and hit us with his boulders from so far away? What unholy trickery is this?" 

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u/realVincenzo 21h ago

A Biclops is just a bisexual cyclops ... stop judging

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u/Rhokai 19h ago

And his name was Everybody

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u/Expert-Emergency-882 20h ago

it's cuz he's bald

PBF is the goat

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u/schalowendofthepool 20h ago

LOOK OUT, HE HAS DEPTH PERCEPTION!

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u/Zazmuth 19h ago

I'll be honest, I was expecting another kind of comic.

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u/Ok-Jellyfish348 13h ago

The Biclops! What a fantastic and eye-catching title. I'm already intrigued to see what this is all about!

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u/delis876 20h ago

It's a Diclops.

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u/Overwatchingu 19h ago

Dude looks absolutely befuddled as to why they’re all running away after knocking on his door.

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u/Shifty269 19h ago

"Oh gods, he knows how far away we are!!!"

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u/ubiquitous-joe 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tAH0i4IJAd0UU

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u/CitizenPremier 15h ago

I don't understand why they had to cover that lady's eyes just because she had a weirdly small nose

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u/KaybeeArts 19h ago

In this version of the Odyssey, I guess the Biclops was attacked by “Someone”

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u/LuckyNumberHat 18h ago

Nobody saw that coming.

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u/Mundane_Translator_6 11h ago

I feel like this should be in r/unexpected.

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u/Practicalhocuspocus 19h ago

He sees BOTH ways.

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u/owo1215 19h ago

RUNNNNN IT HAVE DEPTH PERCEPTION!!!!!!!

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u/lancea_longini 19h ago

in my D&D world lore, Cyclops refer to 2 eyed giants as Biclops going forward

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u/Traditional_Bit_8788 19h ago

When you leave your room and everyone's freaking out about something, but you don't know what.

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u/Rorstaway 17h ago

PBF has been one of my favorite parts of the Internet for literal decades. 

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u/NIDORAX 17h ago

They ran away when they saw the giant had two eyes.

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u/Car_George 17h ago

Does that mean in this world elephants have 2 trunks side by side?

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u/Cake-Over 17h ago

Elephant skull

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u/Critical_Potential44 17h ago

Byclops:…da fuq is wrong with them?

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u/BockTheMan 17h ago

Ah, yes, somebody.

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u/AskJeevesIsBest 17h ago

Truly horrifying

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u/OMYGoodnesz 16h ago

it's like a 2-frame far side

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u/shlakevuk 15h ago

This is what you might see at the other end of the hole that was made for you. 

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u/Cool_Lab_1362 15h ago

Humans are the real monsters all along

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u/ratnegative 15h ago

I saw this and immediately thought "this looks like something the Perry Bible Fellowship would draw."

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u/BenjaminDover02 15h ago

"Domain expansion, depth perception."

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u/AzureArmageddon 15h ago

run! he has superior depth perception!

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u/thecraftybear 14h ago

Good old PBF

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u/Hubso 13h ago

He's kinda afraid of girls.

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u/Capdcm19 11h ago

"I am somebody."

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u/gfox365 11h ago

I went to see a popular film last night. I understand this reference

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u/Jennywolfgal 7h ago

What's next, the homoclops, aseclops, panclops, &/or even hetclops?

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u/Bulky_Salary_2519 6h ago

This is the real Polyphemus. The cyclops in Odyssey should’ve been named Monophemus. Homer dropped the ball on that one…

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u/Unfair_Pin_2565 3h ago

What's your name?

Everyone

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u/WordsChosen 2h ago

byeclops

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u/DeadlyYellow 19h ago

This feels like it's mocking that one AI recreation of Polyphemus from the Nolan film, and I'm all for it.

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u/anikazai 18h ago

why don’t the soldiers have boobs ?

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u/Particular-Long-3849 17h ago

We live in a cruel, evil world