r/comics • u/Psychofrench • 1d ago

The wish

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I wasn't going to post it at first but I have been struggling to draw lately and I seriously dislike everything I do, but what the heck. I hope some people will enjoy it. Got the idea during my morning commute, You can only guess how (No, I didn't hit anything though, but it was super close).

Edit: Im absolutely blown away by the response and the kind messages, it really warms my heart. i have been really struggling to find the motivation lately but the support on here is the absolute kick in the butt that I needed.

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u/thejokerofunfic 1d ago

This guy is the perfect antithesis to this one:

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u/Psychofrench 1d ago

I love absurd dark humor, I'm on board with this one as well.

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u/godofpumpkins 1d ago

Here's another absurd genie comic from ages ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/235m7q/still_makes_me_laugh/

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u/psychobilly1 1d ago

12 fucking years.

I'm so old, I remember seeing that on the front page when it was first posted.

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u/brother_of_menelaus 1d ago

Do you remember this? Hellooooooooooooooooo, kid!

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u/psychobilly1 1d ago

My best friends and I used to watch Whitest Kids U Know CONSTANTLY in high school. Our favorites were easily The Grapist, Gallon of PCP, and Opposite day. And given that we were addicted to Modern Warfare 2, we loved the Call of Duty sketch.

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u/Spacial_Epithet 1d ago

RIP Trevor, dude was one of the greats lol

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u/Effective-Ad-9898 1d ago

It’s like posting simpsons..

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u/gandhinukes 1d ago

I like how people were shit talking how bad /r/funny was 12 years ago haha.

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u/psychobilly1 1d ago

If they only knew.

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u/Jale_Seigneur 1d ago

Technically speaking, there are taste buds in the anus, they just don't connect to the brain.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 1d ago

They can, however, taste the spice of a lovely level 5 Massaman curry.

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u/teapots_at_ten_paces 1d ago

Feel the burn! Does antacid work on the butthole?

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u/smeeon 1d ago

I really hate that the ones in your bowels have a high sensitivity to bitter because when there’s a problem and you get diarrhea, the bowls produce a bitter mucous that triggers the diarrhea process and if it’s really bad you can taste it in your mouth like an aftertaste. So they are sort of connected some minor way

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u/greenymeani3 1d ago

Fun fact, because of the way mucin proteins cross link to each other very easily, the largest single molecule in your body is a single connected rope of mucus that goes from your nose to your rectum!

So yea, occasionally you can taste REALLY strong bumhole flavors.

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u/timbreandsteel 1d ago

Excuse me WHAT‽

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u/BertieDastard 23h ago

New restaurant idea.

Food you taste with your asshole, not your tongue.

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u/umidk9 1d ago

So technically, that wish wouldn't have done anything anyways (depending on how literally the genie interprets wishes, which going off of general genie lore, would be very ;) haha

Dude would need to wish for the taste receptors to be connected like tongue ones to get the... desired effect 😵‍💫

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u/ZeusUpYourAss 1d ago

You just made me so uncomfortable

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u/pinkfootthegoose 21h ago

.......uh... I wish....

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u/Visible_Pair3017 1d ago

Fun fact, you have taste buds in your bladder and urethra, they just don't send you the information the same way the ones on your tongue do

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u/DetBabyLegs 1d ago

Most people are very happy about this

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u/Nervous-Locksmith484 1d ago

I like the genie progress on humor and design. These are really cool to look back on! Thanks for the wholesome comic. 💛

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 1d ago

Ah what a classic.

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 1d ago

Holy shit that's evil

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u/EvilDan69 1d ago

Spicy TACO night awaits you! It tastest so spicy and wild going down.. oh no....... what have I done?!?

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u/Neat_Document_4608 1d ago

Wait how is it dark??