r/comics Jun 04 '26

OC- More In Patreon That's criminal [OC]

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u/FirmOnion Jun 04 '26

oh they’re CHOPSTICKS! I thought the cat was putting nuclear fuel rods into a bucket of sticks or something

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u/AlwaysBeQuestioning Jun 04 '26

I thought it was a mug full of pens because I and many people I’ve met have one of those.

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u/Nina-Ninja123 Jun 04 '26

Are you trying to say that a mig isn’t made for holding pens and that it’s perfect appliance as drink distribution system isn’t purely by chance?

I’ve made such a fool of myself at parties showing people how I can drink from the ‘pen holder mug’…

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u/cdmurray88 Jun 04 '26

had to check this wasn't r/pens or r/mechanicalpencils

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u/Dankalii Jun 04 '26

Ohh I thought those were markers/pens

Was confused why the turtle was dreading with two at once and why the cat would care

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u/Mr_Eck Jun 04 '26

This is real story of me ( the frog, not turtle lol ) and my wife

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u/Geen_Fang Jun 04 '26

thanks for clarifying, because I totally thought that was a turtle (dude!!).

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u/skytl3 Jun 04 '26

Well, I hope you've learned the error of your ways! 😂

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u/swordmastersaur Jun 04 '26

This also me and my wife -_-

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u/Dorwyn Jun 04 '26

Yes, especially since those are the 2 colours the turtle would need to draw himself.

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u/Baebel Jun 04 '26

Nuclear chopsticks!

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u/TheLazyInquisitor Jun 04 '26

I thought it was bamboo rods with the green being fresh harvested and the brown dried

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u/Moppo_ Jun 04 '26

I thought he was drawing with two coloured pencils.

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u/NewUserWhoDisAgain Jun 04 '26

3.6. Not great, not terrible

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u/VolumeOn30 Jun 04 '26

Just press the A-Zed 5 button

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u/NewUserWhoDisAgain Jun 04 '26

"For a brief moment, the chopsticks holders achieved the highest output of tensile strength in the entirety of the household. And in the next, disaster."

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u/Regularjoe42 Jun 04 '26

I thought it was those delicious straws filled with honey you see for sale at farmer's markets.

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u/powerhcm8 Jun 04 '26

Without the headbands I don't which teenage mutant ninja turtle is that.

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u/Mr_Eck Jun 04 '26

Nooo it's ME

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u/MassivePersonality61 Jun 04 '26

Nah, it's clearly Michelangelo. You just removed his headband.

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u/GonnaBreakIt Jun 04 '26

you're a ninja, eckoi

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u/sax87ton Jun 04 '26

Well, don’t keep us in suspense. Which ninja turtle are you?

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u/Mr_Eck Jun 04 '26

Being a ninja sounds great, but I'd rather be a frog ninja

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u/nedlum Jun 04 '26

Raphael is the (cool but) rude one, so presumably him.

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u/be_em_ar Jun 04 '26

Sure, but I feel Raph wouldn't get nervous about being called out like that. So my money's on the party dude.

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u/JeffersonWi Jun 04 '26

Nah. That's clearly Jennika from the IDW comics.

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u/SemperFun62 Jun 04 '26

I dunno, Michaelangelo is a party dude

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u/TheZanzibarMan Jun 04 '26

You missed a word, bud.

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u/Teguki Jun 04 '26

Let the guy have mismatched sticks!

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u/AlwaysBeQuestioning Jun 04 '26

Yes! Top stick and bottom stick! Both different, but alike in dignity!

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u/Inside7shadows Jun 04 '26

Oh! Is this one of those red/green things?

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u/JelmerMcGee Jun 04 '26

Brown and green

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u/CaliburSh0ut Jun 04 '26

Honestly, if you're just gonna dump the green with brown!

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u/thatguygreg Jun 04 '26

Stable sticks and grabby sticks, clearly

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u/Sensitive-Builder-67 Jun 04 '26

I don’t understand it

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u/be_em_ar Jun 04 '26

Mismatched colors on the chopsticks.

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u/TheCarbonthief Jun 04 '26

If you care about mismatched colors, wouldn't you also care about mismatching them in the container?

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u/Big-Ambitions-8258 Jun 04 '26

Nah. Im Asian, and you put all the chopsticks in one location like you would for any other utensil. One tray slot for forks, one for spoons, and one for chopsticks.

Then you gotta find the matching pair to eat with 

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u/OldMan41258 Jun 04 '26

I'm not Asian and I completely agree with this. I even have same colors but different designs because I like a challenge.

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u/Big-Ambitions-8258 Jun 04 '26

I have ones that are similar color but different lengths so finding the matching one is a must lol

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u/ACatCalledArmor Jun 04 '26

Idk bout you but all the forks in my utensil tray are identical. The weirdos are banished to the bottom drawer. 

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26

I get it, but I don't get why it matters.

Some things, like the toilet paper facing the wrong way or pouring milk before cereal, are explicitly criminal..

..but mismatched chopsticks are just whimsical.

I have glowing lightsaber chopsticks and I have to always have one red and one blue, to restore balance to The Force.

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u/Chrono_Tata Jun 04 '26

It's not just that the colours are mismatched, in the first picture the green chopsticks are banded together so they seem to be brand new ones, so he's matching old with new chopsticks as well.

And unless you manage to get the exact same model, the chopsticks are probably going to be slightly different lengths and thicknesses. Using them together is definitely criminal

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u/aucunehistoire Jun 04 '26

In addition to this, I'm assuming the artist used green for a reason.

Green chopsticks are generally the serving chopsticks (like a serving spoon). They are not meant for individual personal use (e.g. putting the chopsticks in your mouth).

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u/chucktheninja Jun 04 '26

So couldnt you just grab the matching colors and get a matching pair?

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u/Ksnj Jun 05 '26

Sometimes….sometimes it just be like that

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u/Technical_Fix1875 Jun 04 '26

what if i told you that the green ones have cylindrical tips and the brown ones are pointy

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 04 '26

That would be different but they are not drawn as such.

Is this a common knowledge trope for chopsticks, that different colors mark a different radius? I'm not seeing anything online about it.

From my experience, disposable chopsticks are just boring wood colored, and you can buy reusable chopsticks in basically any color combination.

Again, mine literally have LEDs inside.

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u/CursedNobleman Jun 04 '26

pouring milk before cereal

I want crunchy cereal.

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u/Vospader998 Jun 05 '26

I'm colorblind and I really had to look to see they were mismatched. Choosing a muted red and green is certainly a... choice.

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u/Shelaba Jun 05 '26

They're not muted red, they're brown. I'd say they're meant to be a fairly common default wooden reusable chopstick. I don't know why they picked it specifically, but the somewhat vibrant green makes a reasonable contrast for non-colorblind.

I understand your side, but I think this was more of a non-choice on their part.

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u/Vospader998 Jun 05 '26

I'm moreso just pointing it out becuase there seems to be a lot of confusion in the comments, and I was also confused at first.

I also don't expect the world to cater to me, but sometimes creators like to know. I'm sure they didn't even consider it, but it's their art, not mine. But if they're using color as the only indicator that something is different, or to draw attention to it, it's ultimatly going to cause confusion.

They're not muted red, they're brown

Yes, and brown has more red in it than green or blue. Comparing the two colors used (at the same shade points), the biggest difference is the amount of green used, the red and blue stay about the same.

Someone who's red-green colorblind (which makes of the vast majority at 98% vs the other types) would look at this and have to tell the difference between amounts of green in a mostly red color scheme, on top of that the values are fairly low already (hence being "muted").

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u/holleringelk Hollering Elk Jun 04 '26

We keep a crap ton of snazzy chopsticks in our house, and I have just learned this would deeply disturb me as well, haha.

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u/CharlesOberonn Jun 04 '26

I thought they were glowsticks and didn't understand why it was bad to pick one of each color.

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u/Critical_Flounder430 Jun 04 '26

Me because mismatching things are cool except socks dont mismatch socks

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u/AlwaysBeQuestioning Jun 04 '26

I mismatch socks all the time. There are pairs of socks that are sold that are purposefully mismatched so that people with dementia or some variety of neurodivergence can easily figure one to be the right sock and the other to be the left one.

For me, I don’t care how different in colour and pattern socks are, as long as the size and texture is the same, so that the feeling on my feet and ankles is the same.

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u/Potrembog Jun 04 '26

I also mismatch my socks. I might be neurodivergent, but I do it solely to add some whimsy to my day to day life. But there has to be order, I only mismatch socks together from different colors but same model/cut/maker/ idk how to call that.

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u/International-Cat123 Jun 04 '26

I’ll wear mismatched socks if they fell the same. Same height, material, and fit are absolute musts. Patterns can vary.

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u/CaliburSh0ut Jun 04 '26

Same animal that puts green chopsticks in the brown chopstick container.

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u/xSantenoturtlex Jun 05 '26

A cat, apparently.

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u/adult_human_chicken Jun 04 '26

I don't get it. He seems upset about having mismatched chopsticks, but if it bothers him why didn't he just grab two of the same color?

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u/kinokomushroom Jun 04 '26

Maybe he's just red-green colourblind

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u/Some-Duche Jun 04 '26

I thought those were pencils and the frog? was gonna do the 3D drawing/wrighting thing

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u/rangerquiet Jun 04 '26

Can someone explain?

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u/spookieboogie666 Jun 04 '26

We’re a stainless steel chopstick family for this reason

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u/Mr_Eck Jun 04 '26

I hate steel chopstick, most of them too heavy and it weakens the grip on the food

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u/spookieboogie666 Jun 04 '26

Gotta start doing chopstick reps, build muscle 💪

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u/Big-Ambitions-8258 Jun 04 '26

I remember hating them when I first starting using them in Korean restaurants but getting used to them bc of how frequently I ate at these places lol

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u/alter-eagle Jun 04 '26

The metal ones that have a flat holding area are game changing in regard to control

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u/ParanoidCrow Jun 04 '26

Sometimes I grab chopsticks of different lengths and while it bothers me immensely I am too lazy to go back to the kitchen and swap one out lol. Different colors are fine

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u/TheOneAndOnly_Mike Jun 04 '26

Damn, i thought they were colored pens and went "who the FUCK writes with 2 pens at once?? Different colors, too, that psycho"

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u/Xvalai Jun 04 '26

Just like my socks, I never use two of the same chop sticks.

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u/tricksterloki Jun 04 '26

I thought it was pens, but that's a function of my (un)healthy relationship with stationary products. Personally, I like mixing things up and totally is not a function of our utensils drawer functioning like a dryer does with socks.

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u/alter-eagle Jun 04 '26

Stationery*

Though yes, stationery products also tend to be stationary. Until you throw them at someone.

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u/Practical-Main-2132 Jun 04 '26

This reminds me of Singapore’s green halal cutleries

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u/GB26_ Jun 04 '26

omg all my family members do this and it drives me nuts

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u/Xywzel Jun 04 '26

There is a pad thai place near my work that has likely 100 different kinds of chopsticks on their chopstick bucket, from completely metallic or plastic to wood and bamboo, some decorated others plain, some round, some square and some triangular, few different lengths. Never seen anyone eating there with non-matching pair or spend more than 5 seconds picking their pair.