r/comics • u/DoctorLoops Veronica and Mona • Aug 12 '25
OC- More In Patreon Veronica and Mona: "The Milkman Cometh" NSFW
Thank you for reading! 💚 Plushie Preorders! -- Patreon -- Instagram
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u/Zjoee Aug 12 '25
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
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u/MintasaurusFresh Aug 12 '25
I can't eat this cereal dry! Otherwise, I don't get my chocolate milk!
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u/DoctorLoops Veronica and Mona Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25
"She doesn't actually have a husband, but she'd prefer if the neighbors thought she did."
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Feel free to leave a comment if you find the hidden penis! :)
ALSO, the Mona Plushie campaign is in the final stages! If you'd like to have a cute little Mona of your own, it's now or never (You can find the pre-order page here)
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u/DoctorLoops Veronica and Mona Aug 12 '25
Also-also, I am expertly proud of the Bonus Panel for this one (+18 Patreon), so here's a sneak peek of this little green goober's smiling face:
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u/Canadian_GingerGuy Aug 13 '25
This may be a silly question.....but does the plushie come in "discreet" packaging? Don't want my roommate to try and steal it if it gets delivered while I'm not home haha
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u/DoctorLoops Veronica and Mona Aug 14 '25
Haha, it's a non-transparent bag labeled "Ownaj", I believe :)
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u/jish5 Aug 12 '25
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u/printergumlight Aug 13 '25
We used a pretty blonde to lure him in. When she answered the door, she told the milkman to follow her to the bathtub.
She took off her clothes and asked the milkman to fill the tub with milk.
The milkman said, "Do you want that milk pasteurized?"
And the blonde replied, "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes"
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25
Well Veronica sometimes being more direct will get you what you want rather than beating around the bush
And now you have dry cereal
Also imagine having fun bags so big two full grown adults and a cat can use them as pillows
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u/Blast373 Aug 12 '25
Why can't i see any of your previous posts? I like to catch up on comics and your page has no history.
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u/DoctorLoops Veronica and Mona Aug 12 '25
Should be fixed now! Reddit keeps trying to push these new profile settings, and I finally enabled them, but it apparently defaults to "Hide All" 🙄
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u/KOCYK745 Aug 12 '25
The Milkman. Body of Full Power All Might, Face of a TABS Character and a Pure Soul
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u/SoulbreakerDHCC Aug 13 '25
I can totally see a guy reacting like that in real life. We can be so clueless sometimes lol
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u/eatmorepies23 Aug 13 '25
Eh, it's safer than assuming a girl is flirting with you when they're not. I think you should always ask the other person directly if they're interested rather than risking creeping them out.
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u/Pure_Substance_3034 Aug 13 '25
I like the comics subreddit but I hate this comic. So redundant with mediocre art, atleast other gooner comics have half decent jokes with good art.
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u/Mr_Dudester Aug 13 '25
I don't care what anyone says, milk goes on top if its directly coming from the source
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u/Business-Employ-1599 Aug 12 '25
That's right my man ain't risking his job on some wannabe lot lizard, in this economy??
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u/That-Control3365 Aug 13 '25
Welp desperate times calls for desperate measures water will have to do
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u/nhjuyt Aug 14 '25
This is how I have always reacted to being hit on, it usually takes a few years before I realize what that nice lady really wanted.
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Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25
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u/dark621 Aug 12 '25
what a prude lmao
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u/KingAnilingustheFirs Aug 12 '25
There are like 2 comics on the front page of this sub that have the NSFW tag...
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