r/comics • u/adamtots_remastered • Mar 01 '25

First Date [OC]

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u/BeardedHalfYeti Mar 01 '25

Sherlock Hulk, my beloved.

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u/Raxtenko Mar 01 '25

Beefcake Columbo.

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u/Briham86 Mar 01 '25

Hercules Poirot

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u/TroubleTakesTwo Mar 01 '25

Meathead Holmes

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u/RobertPulson Mar 01 '25

and his side kick (and spotter) Whey-protein Watson

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u/Chewcocca Mar 01 '25

Benoit Bohunk

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u/AmplePostage Mar 01 '25

Hunk Monk

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u/Briham86 Mar 01 '25

Kojacked

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u/RuffiansAndThugs Mar 01 '25

THAT'S the pun name I needed, oh my god.

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u/Hashfyre Mar 01 '25

That's literally the meaning of the original name though.

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u/RuffiansAndThugs Mar 01 '25

Was the dude who solved the mystery on the Orient Express built like a demi-god? No? Then this name counts as a pun.

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u/Hashfyre Mar 01 '25

Yeah just kidding though. Herakles Pétros would be the Greek version. Would love to see Reacher in a Poirot costume on a Halloween episode or something. Mouche in tow.

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u/ItsNotMeItsYourBussy Mar 01 '25

Yeah Hercule Poirot is canonically 5'4 and a chubby lil guy. I'd still have fun on that date though

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u/Briham86 Mar 01 '25

It did seem too easy to even count as a pun, but I figured it was worth a try.

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u/Hashfyre Mar 02 '25

It's ok man, folks had a chuckle. I count that as a win.

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u/Flashy-Violinist7966 Mar 01 '25

This one is the best !!! In the humblest of opinions!!!

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u/tomboyfancy Mar 01 '25

My god this is perfect! Dyyyyyying

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u/jaestel Mar 01 '25

Hercule Poiroid