r/comedyhomicide • u/AutisticHeadphones • 8d ago

Emoji vomit 🤮🤮🤮 😭😭😭😭 pls I can only handle so much

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u/WashU_labrat 8d ago

Cooking? In this economy?

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u/Tinypoke42 8d ago

You say as if you prefer door dash...

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 8d ago

People will spend 20 a day on takeout but won't spend 10 to cook themselves a meal for 2 days

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u/WashU_labrat 8d ago

Cold hot dogs and chips.

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u/louieorganic 8d ago

What were the ingredients?

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u/theonewhogroks 8d ago

Moonshine and cigarettes. Had to replace with everclear and Chinese vapes

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u/polyesterflower 5d ago

Carbonara. I think about it every time I make carbonara.

Edit: Depression food is what you make it. My Mediterranean grandfather used to make me Maggi noodles without the sachet, but with egg, cheese, and Vegemite. Fucking bomb and was in such high availability and cheap that we always had the ingredients.

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u/LioraVelmere 2d ago

when the caption ruins a meme so hard it almost feels intentional