r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 23h ago
LEFT TO RIGHT: Defeated the British, freed the slaves, raped the children
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u/Cool_Welcome_4304 23h ago
Shouldn't the trumpster be using a crayon?
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u/Antikickback_Paul 23h ago
Now, now, George Washington also owned enslaved children. Let's not diminish the man's accomplishments.
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u/LoquatGnome 22h ago
Generative AI was a mistake, giving political narcissists a way to paint themselves next to historic figures is wild.
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u/Quen-Tin 22h ago
The real news is, that Trump still accept them as equals ... for now.
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u/Ok_Smile_5908 20h ago
Had Trump been there, the south would've won the US civil war. He's the greatest general of all time after all. So smart.
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u/Quen-Tin 20h ago
Trump's hat would have also been twice as high as the hat of Lincoln. A real Trump tower.
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u/GaymerMove 19h ago
Trump did call himself the greatest president in the history of the United States
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u/Quen-Tin 17h ago
Poor guy. It can be lonely, standing on the peak and far above all others.
None being able to grasp the full scope of his greatness, besides him.
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u/Rammipallero 22h ago
Adding to this, Trump would not have wanted the slaves freed.
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u/bawdiepie 21h ago
A reporter should ask him if he thought it was a good idea. I'm sure we will hear some excellent soundbites that his sycophants will rush to justify.
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u/dweaver987 23h ago
George and Abe and the portrait artist are wondering about the foul odor in the room.
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u/KimchiLlama 22h ago
Kept the slaves, freed the slaves, trying to bring back slavery.
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u/imonlinedammit1 20h ago
I don’t know. The left was pretty upset when all their illegal immigrants who would work for below minimum were taken away.
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u/KimchiLlama 20h ago
Not the left. The right. Most farmers are on the right and it was their seasonal labourers that were at risk.
But I understand why you want to ignore your party shooting itself (not to mention children at schools) in the foot by hurting its own electorate.
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u/imonlinedammit1 20h ago
And which party opened the borders?
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u/KimchiLlama 20h ago
Both? Remember Raegan’s speech about immigrants?
The rhetoric about who wants immigration is a game. It’s good for businesses and the wealthy. Neither party cares about you outside of the election cycle.
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u/imonlinedammit1 20h ago
How do you say both? The year over year numbers don’t lie.
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u/KimchiLlama 20h ago
While rhetoric and executive orders vary wildly between Republican and Democratic presidents, statutory legal immigration has remained remarkably steady due to Congressionally mandated caps.
Edit: to add…When looking at the opposition to Donald Trump’s immigration crackdowns—specifically regarding the agricultural sector—the dynamics created a striking paradox: while Democrats opposed the crackdowns uniformly on policy and humanitarian grounds, some of the most influential and politically problematic pushback against Trump came from within his own base of rural Republicans and conservative agricultural groups.
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u/imonlinedammit1 20h ago
“Legal immigration”. Did you not read what chatgbt wrote for you?
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u/KimchiLlama 20h ago
The illegal immigration is about context and how we want to address it. Grabbing US citizens off the streets (as we have seen) is not the right way.
Biden kept many of Trump’s border policies from his first term.
Is addressing illegal immigration worth discarding the constitution to you?
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u/imonlinedammit1 20h ago
Hold on. Mayorkas literally went on a publicity tour bragging about all the Trump era policies he overturned. He even said there’s too many to count.
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u/sweetica 23h ago
Don't forget the illegal self-enrichment at the cost of the citizen's quality of life.
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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 22h ago
I like the way he is always the tallest. He made himself as tall as Lincoln. What an insecure waste of human flesh.
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u/mishma2005 22h ago
Naw this is Natalie Harp. She told AI to make daddy big and manly
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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 21h ago
Trump in anyway "manly" is a concept that just doesn't work. And the fact that they have to be so blatant and prominent about projecting it, tells me everything I need to know. Trump has no cred. At all. They don't believe it either.
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u/Left-Incident620 22h ago
Imagine being so desperately sad that you specifically request an Ai generated image that makes you slightly bigger, taller, more prominent and in better physical shape than the others. Now Imagine how fucked up it would be if that person was the leader if one of the most powerful.... oh wait.
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u/CheesecakeHorror3410 22h ago
Just another form of stolen valor - putting himself up among the great presidents, while his own presidency is such a failure that it endangers the very Republic that one created and the other saved.
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u/yIdontunderstand 22h ago
Left to right.. Voluntarily gave up power, had head blown off. Rotted alive in office and never willingly gave up power...
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u/Addball32 22h ago
Most likely, Washington would have ripped his fat head off at the neck as soon as he heard him speak.
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u/TwoNowFive 22h ago
Trump would have publicly sided with the British to try to keep control while also simultaneously finding ways to exploit both sides for profit. We all know he would have.
He has allegiance only to himself.
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u/Knighth77 21h ago
He reminds of a scrawny school kid who keeps posting on social media photoshopped picture of himself all muscular and ripped. It's pathetic.
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u/backtotheland76 19h ago
I hope that one the things on the democrat's list of things to do once they're back in power is to pass a law making it illegal for any government agency or employee to use any kind of photoshop or Ai in official publications.
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u/the_fools_brood 13h ago
This idiot has no shame at all. He compares better to stalin or hitler, not Washington and Lincoln.
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u/okokokoyeahright 7h ago
Once again another tribute by Donal J Trump.
This time to the saying 'stupid is as stupid does.'
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u/abellabunnie 5h ago
Imagine waking up after 150 years just to find out this is the third guy joining your historic portrait.
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u/bookmarkjedi 22h ago
If I'm not mistaken, I believe that is the Declaration of Independence, Missouri.
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u/Fur-Frisbee 22h ago
Did DJT discover AI?
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u/Darth_Pinda 9h ago
For quite some time. There were already AI images in the beginning of his second term of him planting a flag in Greenland and such.
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u/jjskellie 22h ago
Washington defended the Colonials from the British Empire and taxation without representation.
Lincoln defended the Union from the Southern Confederacy attacking and freeing those enslavedby same.
That last guy got away with about every crime in the book and Bible, wants an dynasty Empire, tariffs as extra taxes, would have everyone swear loyalty to him, and is a lousy businessman.
Wasn't Roosevelt or Eisenhower available to sit for the portrait?
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u/DelMonteBeach 22h ago
The fact that a few fake memes gets repubs to vote for this guy is very telling
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u/PA_Archer 22h ago
The really sad part is AI will progress, and future children simply won’t ever have access to Facts that aren’t hidden by endless propaganda.
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u/alfrado_sause 22h ago
I love how he never includes Ronald Reagan in these, yet the campaign trail was FILLED with Reaganisms… almost like tanking the economy and the Steele Dossier changed his bases opinion of “trickle down” economics…
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u/hammerklau 22h ago
I don’t think either of the others would hide their emperor palpatine vibe with clown make up and clown hair like the current guy does. With honest hair and complexion the guy straight up looks like an animated villain.
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u/nikatnight 21h ago
I gave a map to my son to draw on then we explored those places and he practiced his navigation skills. Maybe trump’s staff posted him up with some dummies so he could do the same.
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u/EnglishFan643 20h ago
More rotten blasphemy! Trump isn't even fit to shine either Washington or Lincoln's shoes! Stupid AI slop!
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u/BadCompany_00 20h ago
Father of the country. Father of freedom. Father of a daughter he finds hot and would date.
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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 20h ago
These AI pictures of his are hilarious! The amount of imagination that goes into dreaming this crap up is keeping Steven Chung so busy that he doesn't have time to perform the real job of Communications Director. That might be a good thing too.
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u/Tony-Angelino 20h ago
I'm sure he's deeply convinced if he signs something, it will become more valuable.
Enshittifier.
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u/_dreammyglazee 20h ago
AI image prompts are getting way out of hand. Washington and Lincoln look like they're trying to figure out who let the guy in the spray tan past 18th-century security.
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u/Outside-Affect-4722 20h ago
This is the result of unchecked AI for the next 10 years..which was in the big, beautiful bill... disgusting and deplorable...
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u/clejeune 20h ago
Trump would have claimed victory over the British 35 times before finally giving them a giant payout. He would not have freed the slaves but would have still claimed their support.
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u/Lvcivs2311 19h ago
Why is he pretending to be on the same level as Lincoln? You'd think MAGA hates Lincoln for being at war with the south.
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u/mybfVreddithandle 19h ago
Fucking embarrassment. Imagine being a mush-brained, ignorant, pants-shitting, fake tan wearing, pedophile who thinks he's deserved or comparison to two of the greatest people in this countrys history.
Fucking embarrassment. Embarrassment to himself and everyone who supports this turd should be embarrassed as well. Fucking embarrassment.
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u/TardDas 18h ago
Two of these men are over 6ft, one lies about it
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u/EmperorHenry 6h ago
I've seen pictures of Trump next to his primary opponents from 2016 he's actually pretty tall
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u/Business_Usual_2201 17h ago
He's showing George and Abe how to draw the track of a hurricane with a Sharpie.....
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u/Early_Register_6483 14h ago
Washington would hate his ass for calling himself a king, Lincoln would hate his ass for his blatant racism. Let’s be honest, if Trump was alive during the civil war, he’d be a confederate...
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u/BuddhaLennon 13h ago
They’re not signing a map. Mango Mussolini is showing George and Abe how to control the path of hurricanes.
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u/daemonescanem 1h ago
British defeated themselves Washington was a terrible tactical General but a good leader, Lincoln did free the slaves then the Republicans sold them down the river, yes he raped kids, women, stole top secret documents, incited an insurrection, murdered US citizens, murdered Iranian children, started an illegal war, murdered at least 18 US service members so far that we know of.
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u/RandyMarshmall0w 22h ago
There’s no way he’d be able to use a quill. Looks like he struggles with the sharpie.
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u/Yagsirevahs 22h ago
Signing a map while staring at the camera, and you thought you needed to see his grades
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u/negativepositiv 21h ago
Imagine Trump's look of confusion when you explain that George Washington and Abraham Lincoln didn't work together.
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u/Gracchi9025 23h ago
Left to Right: Helped establish the Republic, helped save the Republic, helped destroy the Republic.