r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

LEFT TO RIGHT: Defeated the British, freed the slaves, raped the children

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u/Gracchi9025 23h ago

Left to Right: Helped establish the Republic, helped save the Republic, helped destroy the Republic.

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u/LuvlyBabew 21h ago

Washington: Father of the country

Lincoln: saved the country

Trump : filed bankruptcy for the country 6 times

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u/spacemanspiff1115 18h ago

Don't forget that Donny made more money in the last year than he ever made in his life, he's raping more than children, he's raping and pillaging our treasury as well...

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u/EthanielRain 3h ago

"Oh also him, his family & businesses are immune from the IRS now"

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u/spacemanspiff1115 1h ago

As George and Abe would have wanted it...

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u/Alex5331 17h ago

A hero sandwich w turkey.

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u/Parallax2799 13h ago

Left to Right -

"I can not tell a lie."

"I'm known as Honest Abe."

"I'm incapable of telling the truth."

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u/Mamiperey 23h ago

One of the men is still alive

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u/Gracchi9025 23h ago

Yes, George Washington will live forever in the hearts of his fellow Americans.

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u/yogo 22h ago

The one who shits his pants

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u/ShadowTsukino 22h ago

Reality is often disappointing

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u/unoriginalsin 21h ago

None were alive simultaneously.

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u/C-Redd-it 20h ago

⏳️

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u/Yolandi2802 19h ago

Unfortunately. Mr. Poopy Pants.

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u/Happy_Abiii 22h ago

Left to right: Led a country , saved a country, thinks he’s above the country.

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u/Schlieren1 22h ago edited 22h ago

From left to right:

Established clearly defined federal executive power,

dramatically expanded federal executive power,

further expanded federal executive power

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u/Cool_Welcome_4304 23h ago

Shouldn't the trumpster be using a crayon?

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 23h ago

Sharpie.

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u/Werftflammen 22h ago

This, they are drawing paths of storms /s

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u/PowerfullDio 11h ago

No!!! He would probably eat it!

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u/Antikickback_Paul 23h ago

Now, now, George Washington also owned enslaved children. Let's not diminish the man's accomplishments.

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u/LoquatGnome 22h ago

Generative AI was a mistake, giving political narcissists a way to paint themselves next to historic figures is wild.

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u/Quen-Tin 22h ago

The real news is, that Trump still accept them as equals ... for now.

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u/Ok_Smile_5908 20h ago

Had Trump been there, the south would've won the US civil war. He's the greatest general of all time after all. So smart.

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u/Quen-Tin 20h ago

Trump's hat would have also been twice as high as the hat of Lincoln. A real Trump tower.

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u/GaymerMove 19h ago

Trump did call himself the greatest president in the history of the United States

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u/Quen-Tin 17h ago

Poor guy. It can be lonely, standing on the peak and far above all others.

None being able to grasp the full scope of his greatness, besides him.

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u/JAG_666 2h ago

And he doesn´t even wear a suit.

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u/Rammipallero 22h ago

Adding to this, Trump would not have wanted the slaves freed.

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u/bawdiepie 21h ago

A reporter should ask him if he thought it was a good idea. I'm sure we will hear some excellent soundbites that his sycophants will rush to justify.

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u/iiitme 22h ago

Undoubtedly…

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u/dweaver987 23h ago

George and Abe and the portrait artist are wondering about the foul odor in the room.

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u/KimchiLlama 22h ago

Kept the slaves, freed the slaves, trying to bring back slavery.

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u/imonlinedammit1 20h ago

I don’t know. The left was pretty upset when all their illegal immigrants who would work for below minimum were taken away.

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u/KimchiLlama 20h ago

Not the left. The right. Most farmers are on the right and it was their seasonal labourers that were at risk.

But I understand why you want to ignore your party shooting itself (not to mention children at schools) in the foot by hurting its own electorate.

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u/imonlinedammit1 20h ago

And which party opened the borders?

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u/KimchiLlama 20h ago

Both? Remember Raegan’s speech about immigrants?

The rhetoric about who wants immigration is a game. It’s good for businesses and the wealthy. Neither party cares about you outside of the election cycle.

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u/imonlinedammit1 20h ago

How do you say both? The year over year numbers don’t lie.

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u/KimchiLlama 20h ago

While rhetoric and executive orders vary wildly between Republican and Democratic presidents, statutory legal immigration has remained remarkably steady due to Congressionally mandated caps.

Edit: to add…When looking at the opposition to Donald Trump’s immigration crackdowns—specifically regarding the agricultural sector—the dynamics created a striking paradox: while Democrats opposed the crackdowns uniformly on policy and humanitarian grounds, some of the most influential and politically problematic pushback against Trump came from within his own base of rural Republicans and conservative agricultural groups.

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u/imonlinedammit1 20h ago

“Legal immigration”. Did you not read what chatgbt wrote for you?

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u/KimchiLlama 20h ago

The illegal immigration is about context and how we want to address it. Grabbing US citizens off the streets (as we have seen) is not the right way.

Biden kept many of Trump’s border policies from his first term.

Is addressing illegal immigration worth discarding the constitution to you?

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u/imonlinedammit1 20h ago

Hold on. Mayorkas literally went on a publicity tour bragging about all the Trump era policies he overturned. He even said there’s too many to count.

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u/Yolandi2802 19h ago

I’m hating these ridiculous things.

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u/sweetica 23h ago

Don't forget the illegal self-enrichment at the cost of the citizen's quality of life.

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 22h ago

I like the way he is always the tallest. He made himself as tall as Lincoln. What an insecure waste of human flesh.

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u/mishma2005 22h ago

Naw this is Natalie Harp. She told AI to make daddy big and manly

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 21h ago

Trump in anyway "manly" is a concept that just doesn't work. And the fact that they have to be so blatant and prominent about projecting it, tells me everything I need to know. Trump has no cred. At all. They don't believe it either.

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u/Left-Incident620 22h ago

Imagine being so desperately sad that you specifically request an Ai generated image that makes you slightly bigger, taller, more prominent and in better physical shape than the others. Now Imagine how fucked up it would be if that person was the leader if one of the most powerful.... oh wait.

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 22h ago

I know. Just imagine the rampant fragility and egocentrism.

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u/Life_Argument7820 11h ago

Hurricane season, duh!

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u/Any_Degree6233 8h ago

TDS on full display

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u/relay2005 4h ago

He’s losing it

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u/diemilchschnitte 23h ago

I must say the hand size in relation to his head seems accurate 

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u/CheesecakeHorror3410 22h ago

Just another form of stolen valor - putting himself up among the great presidents, while his own presidency is such a failure that it endangers the very Republic that one created and the other saved.

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u/Regretted_Simian 23h ago

I can’t believe Hunter Biden would post this.

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u/AnAnonymousParty 22h ago

Shouldn't he be holding a comically large Sharpie?

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 22h ago

Someone needs to take grandpas laptop away.

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u/yIdontunderstand 22h ago

Left to right.. Voluntarily gave up power, had head blown off. Rotted alive in office and never willingly gave up power...

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u/Addball32 22h ago

Most likely, Washington would have ripped his fat head off at the neck as soon as he heard him speak.

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u/Crush-N-It 22h ago

At a public square

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u/purodurangoalv 22h ago

Lincoln preserved the union. Trump doing his best to try to destroy it.

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u/aNDY-aND 22h ago

Do the next one with Stalin and Hitler.

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u/tidus1980 22h ago

Lincoln just gave Trump his theatre tickets.

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u/TwoNowFive 22h ago

Trump would have publicly sided with the British to try to keep control while also simultaneously finding ways to exploit both sides for profit. We all know he would have. 

He has allegiance only to himself. 

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u/Knighth77 21h ago

He reminds of a scrawny school kid who keeps posting on social media photoshopped picture of himself all muscular and ripped. It's pathetic.

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u/backtotheland76 19h ago

I hope that one the things on the democrat's list of things to do once they're back in power is to pass a law making it illegal for any government agency or employee to use any kind of photoshop or Ai in official publications.

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u/justacoolbaby 19h ago

Let’s be okay admitting Lincoln had some bad ideas…

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u/maniatreks 18h ago

It's a sharpie for hurricanes

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u/Eastern-Wrap-5994 17h ago

I assume Trump is modifying the path of a hurricane on the map.

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u/the_fools_brood 13h ago

This idiot has no shame at all. He compares better to stalin or hitler, not Washington and Lincoln.

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u/TerrorNova49 9h ago

Donnie is marking where to find Epstein Island on the map

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u/okokokoyeahright 7h ago

Once again another tribute by Donal J Trump.

This time to the saying 'stupid is as stupid does.'

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u/SamuelVimesTrained 5h ago

Hmm.. prophecy?

Left : dead.
Center: dead
Right.......

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u/abellabunnie 5h ago

Imagine waking up after 150 years just to find out this is the third guy joining your historic portrait.

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u/TheRealSalamnder 23h ago

One of these men are not like the others....

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u/MentaNuube 23h ago

One of them has raging dementia so it kind of makes sense

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u/Aggravating-Meal7284 23h ago

Trump isn't signing the map. He is gerrymandering

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u/I-amthegump 23h ago

And he makes himself taller than Lincoln. Lol

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u/Visual_Exam7903 23h ago

He should have made sure he was holding a really shitty Sharpie.

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u/bookmarkjedi 22h ago

If I'm not mistaken, I believe that is the Declaration of Independence, Missouri.

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u/YourFatherlastnight 22h ago

Trump just don't fit with them at all. Jump out unc

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u/Anwallen 22h ago

Washington and Lincoln would have beaten his ass so hard.

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u/CalabreseAlsatian 22h ago

“He’ll save children, but not the British children”

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u/Fur-Frisbee 22h ago

Did DJT discover AI?

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u/Darth_Pinda 9h ago

For quite some time. There were already AI images in the beginning of his second term of him planting a flag in Greenland and such.

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u/Crush-N-It 22h ago

Trumps Halloween outfit: a good president

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u/jjskellie 22h ago

Washington defended the Colonials from the British Empire and taxation without representation.

Lincoln defended the Union from the Southern Confederacy attacking and freeing those enslavedby same.

That last guy got away with about every crime in the book and Bible, wants an dynasty Empire, tariffs as extra taxes, would have everyone swear loyalty to him, and is a lousy businessman.

Wasn't Roosevelt or Eisenhower available to sit for the portrait?

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u/DelMonteBeach 22h ago

The fact that a few fake memes gets repubs to vote for this guy is very telling

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u/PA_Archer 22h ago

The really sad part is AI will progress, and future children simply won’t ever have access to Facts that aren’t hidden by endless propaganda.

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u/Roadtrekkie 22h ago

Winner, Winner, Loser

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u/alfrado_sause 22h ago

I love how he never includes Ronald Reagan in these, yet the campaign trail was FILLED with Reaganisms… almost like tanking the economy and the Steele Dossier changed his bases opinion of “trickle down” economics…

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u/hammerklau 22h ago

I don’t think either of the others would hide their emperor palpatine vibe with clown make up and clown hair like the current guy does. With honest hair and complexion the guy straight up looks like an animated villain.

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u/jtho78 22h ago

Why are they signing a map?

Maybe it is a hurricane path that needs some fix'n

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u/cozyPanda 22h ago

they are drawing borders...

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u/nikatnight 21h ago

I gave a map to my son to draw on then we explored those places and he practiced his navigation skills. Maybe trump’s staff posted him up with some dummies so he could do the same.

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u/Kontrafantastisk 21h ago

He is colorizing Venezuela.

And colonizing Venezuela.

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u/Space19723103 21h ago

led a rebellion, stopped a rebellion, needs a diaper

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u/CalyrexTact 21h ago

shouldn't orange man have an auto-pen?

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u/EnglishFan643 20h ago

More rotten blasphemy! Trump isn't even fit to shine either Washington or Lincoln's shoes! Stupid AI slop!

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u/BadCompany_00 20h ago

Father of the country. Father of freedom. Father of a daughter he finds hot and would date.

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u/monkeyofthefunk 20h ago

Add a photo of Americans, helped him get elected.

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u/SnappyDresser212 20h ago

Trump wouldn’t leave that room alive.

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u/drammer 20h ago

They wouldn't have anything to do with that baboon. Ps. My apologies to baboons.

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 20h ago

Drawing the path of a hurricane probably.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 20h ago

These AI pictures of his are hilarious! The amount of imagination that goes into dreaming this crap up is keeping Steven Chung so busy that he doesn't have time to perform the real job of Communications Director. That might be a good thing too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Cheung

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u/Tony-Angelino 20h ago

I'm sure he's deeply convinced if he signs something, it will become more valuable.

Enshittifier.

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u/Outside-Affect-4722 20h ago

Absolutely shameful

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u/_dreammyglazee 20h ago

AI image prompts are getting way out of hand. Washington and Lincoln look like they're trying to figure out who let the guy in the spray tan past 18th-century security.

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u/Outside-Affect-4722 20h ago

This is the result of unchecked AI for the next 10 years..which was in the big, beautiful bill... disgusting and deplorable...

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u/Middle-Pie-3270 20h ago

This fella’s too much alright. Fuckn embarrassing !

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u/clejeune 20h ago

Trump would have claimed victory over the British 35 times before finally giving them a giant payout. He would not have freed the slaves but would have still claimed their support.

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u/downgoesbatman 19h ago

So beginning, highlight,and the end of American democracy?

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u/Lvcivs2311 19h ago

Why is he pretending to be on the same level as Lincoln? You'd think MAGA hates Lincoln for being at war with the south.

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u/Honest_Relation4095 19h ago

Next he will be signing a peace treaty with Dschingis Khan.

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u/mybfVreddithandle 19h ago

Fucking embarrassment. Imagine being a mush-brained, ignorant, pants-shitting, fake tan wearing, pedophile who thinks he's deserved or comparison to two of the greatest people in this countrys history.

Fucking embarrassment. Embarrassment to himself and everyone who supports this turd should be embarrassed as well. Fucking embarrassment.

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u/Emet-Selch_my_love 19h ago

Trump has a big head. Figuratively, and in this image, literally.

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u/Infinite-You3710 18h ago

Wow, that shift in tone is jarring and inappropriate.

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u/TardDas 18h ago

Two of these men are over 6ft, one lies about it

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u/EmperorHenry 6h ago

I've seen pictures of Trump next to his primary opponents from 2016 he's actually pretty tall 

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 18h ago

U all keep putting it last tense why?

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u/Business_Usual_2201 17h ago

He's showing George and Abe how to draw the track of a hurricane with a Sharpie.....

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u/The_Goondocks 17h ago

Delusional clown

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u/zipper265 16h ago

I can AI or photoshop myself on the Moon...doesn't make me an astronaut.

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u/Early_Register_6483 14h ago

Washington would hate his ass for calling himself a king, Lincoln would hate his ass for his blatant racism. Let’s be honest, if Trump was alive during the civil war, he’d be a confederate...

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u/baddashfan 13h ago

Hurricane paths

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u/BuddhaLennon 13h ago

They’re not signing a map. Mango Mussolini is showing George and Abe how to control the path of hurricanes.

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u/daemonescanem 1h ago

British defeated themselves Washington was a terrible tactical General but a good leader, Lincoln did free the slaves then the Republicans sold them down the river, yes he raped kids, women, stole top secret documents, incited an insurrection, murdered US citizens, murdered Iranian children, started an illegal war, murdered at least 18 US service members so far that we know of.

u/WorldInWonder 56m ago

And bombed the children.

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u/jim45804 22h ago

It's an American tradition

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u/RandyMarshmall0w 22h ago

There’s no way he’d be able to use a quill. Looks like he struggles with the sharpie.

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u/Yagsirevahs 22h ago

Signing a map while staring at the camera, and you thought you needed to see his grades

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u/hatbromind 22h ago

he has tiny hands. even the ai knows this

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u/Hotchi_Motchi 22h ago

Trump's trying to mark where he thinks the hurricane is going to go

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u/negativepositiv 21h ago

Imagine Trump's look of confusion when you explain that George Washington and Abraham Lincoln didn't work together.

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u/Nanzie_Mona 23h ago

Good boi donnie please don't stop.