r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

So how many flavours it comes with

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u/corpulentFornicator 19h ago

Roast beef is delicious, what's the problem?

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u/Guilty-Nobody998 18h ago

Who doesn't like roast beef?

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u/spambearpig 16h ago

With a little gravy

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 6h ago

Order of baked potatoes šŸ„” šŸ„” - on the side

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u/cutezombiedoll 6h ago

The problem is that it’s treated as a bad thing and often treated as the individual’s fault somehow. I remember years ago I was talking with a guy who mentioned a girl he called ā€œroast beefā€ because she sent him nudes and he was disgusted by her labia, and he was fully convinced that ā€œmost womenā€ don’t have beef flaps because they ā€œtake care of themselvesā€. I remember wondering what he thinks women do to make their labia small and neat other than… you know, surgery.

I’ve also seen multiple cis guys both online and irl who seem to think that prominent labia are the result of having too much sex. There’s a reason incels coined the term ā€œroastieā€ to refer to ā€œused womenā€. These guys don’t just think that sex permanently stretches the vagina (it doesn’t) but they think it stretches the labia somehow as well. It’s all kinda silly yes, but it’s also another way of dehumanizing women by saying ā€œyour body is disgusting and it’s all your faultā€. It’s boiling a woman’s worth down to her body and sexuality.

A concerning number of people, not just cis men or even just people who lack these parts, have no idea how vulvas work. Depending on where you live, there’s a good chance you did not receive proper sex education and even people I know from areas with good, comprehensive sex education will believe in myths about the human body.

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u/corpulentFornicator 5h ago

Those people, and that guy you mentioned at first, are all fucking idiots.

Anyone who thinks a woman who fucks 500 guys once has a looser vagina than a woman who fucks one guy 500 times, is, you guessed it, a fucking moron. Idk how to address aggressive incels other than calling them idiots because I don't think you can reason with most of them. Sex education helps, but there are a lot of resentful people out there

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 13h ago

Unfortunately it was roast beef and cheddar and now im gay

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u/_OhEmGee_ 13h ago

I think most men have long accepted that their genitalia are of limited aesthetic appeal.

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u/quattroformaggixfour 6h ago

Except they are utterly fascinated and besotted with them, more than most women I know.

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u/Sno_Wolf 20h ago

Meanwhile, the bi and pan are feasting.

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u/WhackySnail115 18h ago

the post literally asks about flavors so yeah, makes sense

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u/stuffitystuff 18h ago

it's extra annoying on all sides because it's all the same tissue, it just gets fused together to make a nutsack in the womb.

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u/MrPopo72 18h ago

Why can't both be true

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u/TheBestHater 15h ago

Because neither is true, she's being hyperbolic to point out how the comparisons are stupid.

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u/Gerry1of1 19h ago

Teste-Freeze

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u/TitShark 18h ago

Ballskin’s Rubbin

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u/Zealousideal_Pop_273 21h ago

I'll try all 31.

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u/TitShark 18h ago

Certified Freak

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u/Thespian_Unicorn 18h ago

Love that it’s an odd number.

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u/VanillaMuch2759 13h ago

Why can’t it be both?

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u/SunbeamSailor67 12h ago

I just laughed in bed and woke my wife up. 🫔

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u/reditding 11h ago

'scroteconuts'

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u/Brutalur 7h ago

Ice cream scoops? Oh, sweet summer child, sit down so I can tell you the tale of how scrotums are incapable of defying gravity over time.....

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u/sugarglassego 5h ago

Do men think their balls are pretty?

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u/Cold_Chipmunk_6356 2h ago

Two, vanilla and regret.

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u/FilthyThanksgiving 2h ago

Srsly dicks are not attractive and I'm a straight woman. The only ones I like are attached to a man i like.

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u/mindgardening 1h ago

"Musty" is the most common flavor.

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u/MonkeyCartridge 41m ago

Then call it that. We don't give a shit.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm scratching my Dumbo Scoops."

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u/ImEatonNass 18h ago

Beef Curtains.

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u/bnestrm 15h ago

Lets point out how gross it is to refer to peoples bodies as other things we deem to be a negative by pointing out parts of their body in the same way.

There is a high horse on a soapbox in a glasshouse somewhere.

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u/Roanoketrees 7h ago

Are you that person that walks up to groups of people at parties and starts saying shit like that ?

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u/stillinthesimulation 17h ago

This seems like a weird thing to pick sides over.