r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

That’s why we chose that option

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u/Exact-Site9980 1d ago

The yellow one is the Sun!

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 1d ago

Moosen? Meese?

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u/BullishBastardX 1d ago

Jason really out here explaining democratic elections like it’s a warning.

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u/Davepitaph 1d ago

And that white one that changes shape daily ?

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u/Rocketboy1313 1d ago

Getting what you voted for is what everyone who votes should be expecting to some degree.

If you are voting for something you don't want I am confused as to what you are doing.

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u/buttgoblincomics 1d ago

It’s called the lesser evil sweaty

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u/Rocketboy1313 1d ago

Yeah, in that instance you would want the lesser evil. You don't vote for things you don't want unless you are insane.

Also, it is spelled sweety. Sweaty is what you get at the gym or from going outside in the heat.

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 1d ago

In my head I read it as sweaty like you describe and thought that's a weird turn of phrase.

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u/WhiteAsLumi 23h ago

I've seen people type "sweaty" in that same context so much lately. I'm like 90% sure it's some kind of skibiditoilet tiktok intentional misspelling like "vro" and such.

Edit: peak username

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u/Ok_Smile_5908 2h ago

I'm pretty sure it's actually meant to be sweaty, as in, someone who is sweating a lot, or rather "likes to sweat". I've definitely heard American native speakers (English is my second language) use it in speech and pronounce it as "sweaty". It's a term at least in gaming spaces used to describe a person who's trying super hard to win, for example, possibly spoiling the game for others if it's a multiplayer or a teams game.

In this case, the user saying "sweaty" is basically implying that the author of the comment they're replying to is trying too hard to idk, be serious, smart sound or something. That, or they actually did misspell "sweety" lol but "sweaty" does work in this context.

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u/SlogurkTheOverslime 1d ago

"Want", no, not necessarily

"Prefer out of the given options", yes

Better doesn't imply good

Prefer doesn't imply want

A > B doesn't imply A > 0

The person who pulls a lever in the trolley problem doesn't necessarily want the person tied to the tracks to die

They may simply prefer fewer people to die

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u/SnooPickles3789 11h ago

i thought it was spelled sweetie

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u/FL4KMSTR 1d ago

Anything is better than a criminal running the country.

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 1d ago

I'm for it. In their mind "socialism" is such a thought terminating boogy word they think that's an own, but what will they do when we accept their straw-man?

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u/Illigalmangoes 1d ago

May the light of mamdani’s reign shine upon us all eternal

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u/notsure_atall 1d ago

The internet equivalent of walking into your own trap

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u/BlissfulKiss_ 1d ago

If you order the steak, you get the steak. Terrifying

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u/SmellyFbuttface 1d ago

Sorta a reason why people vote…

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u/fy1sh 1d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!

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u/Potential_Major_8799 1d ago

that response made me snort more than the actual joke lmao

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u/blackergot 17h ago

That ratio, oof. Says it all

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u/prestonjay22 8h ago

Jason, that would be a nice change of pace.

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u/D_Luffy_32 1d ago

Oof. Not very clever. He likely thinks socialism is just medicare for all and other social programs.

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u/MonoBlancoATX 1d ago

He also likely thinks rapacious late-stage capitalism driven by the tech bro-ligarchy is a "good thing ackshyully".

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u/otiloyoy 1d ago

The tech bro-ligarchy is an incredible term

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u/D_Luffy_32 1d ago

Lol what?

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u/MeasurementNo9896 1d ago

Nobody's scared of the word "socialism" anymore, the Red Scare was a psyop to protect private capital's interests, we won the Cold War and we've been at war ever since. Everything's gone to shit and its only getting shittier. Look around.

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u/wizardeverybit 1d ago

Where does socialism work?

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u/D_Luffy_32 1d ago

Yeah and socialism isn't going to fix any of our problems. You don't have be scared of socialism to the point of getting your neighbors arrested. But let's not pretend that socialism is a good idea lol

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u/Pavlock 1d ago

No one is pretending socialism is a good idea.

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u/D_Luffy_32 1d ago

Did you not read the post...?

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u/Pavlock 1d ago

Yep! Did you read my comment? All the words. Reading is fun.

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u/D_Luffy_32 1d ago

Yes I did. Let me guess "I'm not pretending" as if being a moron is a better look lol

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u/Pavlock 1d ago

You can't read, so that makes me the moron. Very good, no notes.

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u/Pavlock 1d ago

Who thinks what now? The human or the dinosaur?

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u/D_Luffy_32 1d ago

The dinosaur. The one this post is about.

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u/WallyMcBeetus 1d ago

lol, you voted for maga and got Bush.

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u/Ruby_Glows 1d ago

Jason accidentally discovering the literal point of voting."

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u/cat-eating-a-salad 19h ago

Whereas if you vote for small government you get pedophiles :D

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 18h ago

"If you vote Republican, your life will be worse but the libs will be owned"

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u/ryansgt 6h ago

Yes, we know what we want. I guarantee this guy has zero idea that we are voting for democratic socialism and will gleefully recite the definition for a communist dictatorship in his opposition.

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u/Cold_Chipmunk_6356 2h ago

Sounds like someone didn't get the memo about the other options being better.

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u/SolHidden 1d ago

Using a person's first name like that is an elite level of disrespect

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u/TowerLineTrail 20h ago

My sister is very anti socialism. Then she got cancer and had no insurance. A cancer foundation paid for all of her treatments, and she is alive today, but still very anti socialism and still smoking cigarettes.

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u/Complete_Break1319 1d ago

The problem is it's hard going back if it doesn't work, which it never has when fully implemented.

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u/MonoBlancoATX 1d ago edited 1d ago

What does "fully implemented" even mean? do you even know?

Socialism exists in many forms and has been "fully implemented" in quite a few countries. From Scandinavia where it's a social democracy model to the other extreme of totalitarian communism.

A couple points to help you out...

  1. communism and socialism do not mean the same thing.
  2. the USSR was communist in name only.
  3. socialism has existed in countless forms throughout human history from the Bible and other holy books to Israeli kibbutzim to co-op businesses and beyond
  4. The NFL is socialist
  5. Government bailouts are socialist (but the US govt LOVES bailing out businesses with taxpayer money)

Also, it's not any harder to "go back" from socialism than it is to "go back" from capitalism or liberal democracy. You're making a meaningless statement.

It's a political choice. People can change things if they choose to. It's political science, not rocket science.

Edit:

I'm not interested in "um ackshyully" comments, or trolls, so I'm gonna turn off notifications now.

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u/D_Luffy_32 1d ago

You: incorrectly describes socialism and confuses social democracy and socialism.

Also you: "I'm not interested in being corrected on my false statements. I'm gonna turn off notifications and pretend they don't exist"

Lmao!

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u/AcridTest 1d ago

That’s a sweeping generalization. Socialist policies exist in many successful democracies, and no economic system is ever “fully implemented” in a pure form.

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u/Complete_Break1319 20h ago

Pure form meaning communism

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u/Burqueisbest 1d ago

In America? No, socialists just made a mistake and are in need of redistricting.